Open the Muggy Gate

I make random comments here and there and post pretty pictures of shit that sings. And I mark for Umaga, but who doesn't?

My Fucking God.... how can David Ortiz NOT win the MVP?

And here's our Spirit Squad quota for the night.

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/07/30/e3-cance...ear-and-beyond/ Well that came out of left field. So will the Tokyo Game Show be the preimere show from here on?

That was the greatest Flair Flop ever.

Did Candice just do a waistlock into a fireman's carry? DRINK!

DAMN! He snapped that RKO off!

Pretty good spotfest there. The Monkey Flip spot rocked.

Oy vey.

Don't give Leena any ideas.

supnothinglet's keep it upPassaic, NJholy shit Mabry is batting cleanup?pizzaA post! YEAH-UH!

I can find some gross pictures, but I don't know shit about running the rap game. I'm halfway there.

I'm right with ya on the Nelly Furtado love Kotz. It may not get the love around here, but to the media and everyone else, that'll probably end up being a top 5 song of the year. And I'll remember those words.

Am I throwin you off? Nope Didn't think so How you doin' young lady That feelin' that you givin' really drives me crazy You don't haveta play about the joke I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke Looking for a girl that'll treat you right You lookin' for her in the day time with the light You might be the type if I play my cards right I'll find out by the end of the night You expect me to let you just let you hit it But will you still respect me if you get it All I can do is try, gimme one chance What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent You wanna get in my world, get lost in it Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute Promiscuous girl Wherever you are I'm all alone And it's you that I want Promiscuous boy You already know That I'm all yours What you waiting for? Promiscuous girl You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need Promiscuous boy Let's get to the point Cause we're on a roll Are you ready? Roses are red Some diamonds are blue Chivalry is dead But you're still kinda cute Hey! I can't keep my mind off you Where you at, do you mind if I come through I'm out of this world come with me to my planet Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it? They call me Thomas last name Crown Recognize game I'm a lay mine's down I'm a big girl I can handle myself But if I get lonely I'ma need your help Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health I want you on my team So does everybody else. Baby we can keep it on the low Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know If you with it girl I know a place we can go What kind of girl do you take me for? Don't be mad, don't get mean Don't get mad, don't be mean Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean Don't get mad, don't be mean Wait! I don't mean no harm I can see you with my t-shirt on I can see you with nothing on feeling on me before you bring that on Bring that on You know what I mean Girl, I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things I'm only trying to get inside your brain To see if you can work me the way you say It's okay, it's alright I got something that you gon' like Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash Promiscuous Girl Wherever you are I'm all alone And its you that I want Promiscuous Boy I'm calling your name But you're driving me crazy The way you're making me wait Promiscuous Girl You're teasing me You know what I want And I got what you need Promiscuous Boy We're one in the same So we don't gotta play games no more GETTING BORN IN THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI PAPA WAS A COPPER AND MAMA WAS A HIPPIE IN ALABAMA SHE WOULD SWING A HAMMER PRICE YOU GOT TO PAY WHEN YOU BREAK THE PANORAMA SHE NEVER KNEW THAT THERE WAS ANYTHING MORE THAN POOR WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES YOUR COMPANY TAKE ME FOR BLACK BANDANA SWEET LOUISIANA ROBBIN' IN A BANK IN THE STATE OF INDIANA SHE'S A RUNNER, REBEL AND A STUNNER ON HER MERRY WAY SAYIN' BABY WATCHA GONNA LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A HOT METAL 45 JUST ANOTHER WAY TO SURVIVE CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE CALIFORNIA SHOW YOUR TEETH SHE'S MY PRIESTESS I'M YOUR PRIEST SHE'S A LOVER BABY AND A FIGHTER SHOULDA' SEEN IT COMIN' WHEN IT GOT A LITTLE BRIGHTER WITH A NAME LIKE DANI CALIFORNIA THE DAY WAS GONNA COME WHEN I WAS GONNA MOURN YA' A LITTLE LOADED SHE WAS STEALIN' ANOTHER BREATH I LOVE MY BABY TO DEATH CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE CALIFORNIA SHOW YOUR TEETH SHE'S MY PRIESTESS I'M YOUR PRIEST WHO KNEW THE OTHER SIDE OF YOU WHO KNEW WHAT OTHERS TRIED TO PROVE TOO TRUE TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU TOO TRUE TOO SAY SAY SAY PUSH THE FADER GIFTED ANIMATOR ONE FOR THE NOW AND A ELEVEN FOR THE LATER NEVER MADE IT UP TO MINNESOTA NORTH DAKOTA MAN WAS A GUNNIN' FOR THE QUOTA DOWN IN THE BADLANDS SHE WAS SAVIN' THE BEST FOR LAST IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I LAUGH GONE TOO FAST CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE CALIFORNIA SHOW YOUR TEETH SHE'S MY PRIESTESS I'M YOUR PRIEST CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE CALIFORNIA SHOW YOUR TEETH SHE'S MY PRIESTESS I'M YOUR PRIEST

Im so sorry, please forgive me Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem? Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind. Straighten out this crooked toungue... My mind has wandered, from the straight and narrow. My mind has wandered from the flock you see. My mind has wandered, the man just said so. My mind has wandered, I heard it on tv. And the flock has wandered away from me. All around the world now Like a big bright cherry cloud Traveling from home to home Tv sets and telephones Here it comes just like a storm Bathe in it and be reborn Time to let the world know Welcome madness, say hello Like a wave we cannot see Washing over you and me Hiding here and hiding there Madness hiding everywhere Such a curiosity Here it comes to set us free Plenty left for you and me Say hello insanity I am the virus, are you the cure? I am morally, Im morally impure I am a disease and I am unclean I am not part of gods well oiled machine Christian nation, assimilate me Take me in your arms and set me free I am part of a degenerate elite Dragging our society into the streeet Into the abyss and to the sewer dont you see The man just told me, he told me on tv Do you think youre better than me Do you want to kill me or befriend me And the alchoholic bastard waved his finger at me His voice was filled with evanglical glee Sipping down his gin and tonics While preaching about the evils of narcotics And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin While he mental fondles his next of kin My mind has wandered from the flock you see And the flock has wandered away from me And he waved his hypnotizing finger at me Lets imitate reality Lets strive for mediocrity Lets make believe were all the same Lets sanitize our little brains Id love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed Id love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head Id love to hear you laugh tonight, Id love to hear you weep Id love to listen to you while youre screaming in your sleep Christian sons, christian daughters Lead me along like a lamb to the slaughter Purify my brain and hose down my soul White perfection, perfection is my goal Do you think youre better than me Do you want to kill me or befriend me Christian nation, make us alright Put us through the filter and make us pure and white My mind has wandered from the flock you see And the flock has wandered away from me Lets talk of family falues while we sit and watch the slaughter Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters The white folks think theyre on the top ask any proud white male A million years of evolution, we get danny quayle Id love to take you home with me, Id love to tuck you in I wish I could protect you from the wages of our sin Id love to hear you scream tonight, Id love to hear you cry Protect you from the madness that is raining from the sky Id love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed Id love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head I wish that I could keep you in a precious chinese box On sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop Id love to hear you laugh tonight, Id love to hear you weep Id love to listen to you while youre screaming in your sleep Id love to soothe you with my voice and take your hand in mine Id love to take you past the stars and out of reach of time Id love to see inside your mind, to tear it all apart To cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart Id love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds Id love to mess your pretty hair, Id love to see you dead.

She also does Umaga! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsaXaGEVEQ I guess there's a whole fucking series. These are great. Ha, she takes bumps better then the current set of divas. (that running headbutt lol) Although, watching the Umaga one...yea, she looks like one of those kids that'll turn out crazy in life. That splash off the bed was a thing of beauty. There's also a Hulk Hogan and a Batista version. And someone has made a tribute video for her too! And it's one of the most random funny things I've seen in a while.

twiztid is really drunk! He has THREE o's in woop and no space between I and don't! This guy is peshed out of his fucking mind!

But if you turn off images, you never know when someone might have a Tonberry attack you! Oh, who am I kidding. I don't blame ya after that.

I think Leena just 1-Up'd us.

I guess everyone gets curious. Same guy that would stick his dick in the little jets in the pool and get stuck.

I say name this place the KKK Takes Babies board.

Yes.

A 6'6 320 pound guy doing spin kicks and backhands? Yeah, I think I'm gonna like this guy.

I thought that was my job.