Open the Muggy Gate

Will someone tell me why that's so funny? And here's the article from today's paper, complete with the photos of the fuckers who did this. Link

I sold my soul for $5 bucks and a popsicle last week. Orange flavored one too. it rocked. Shane: Vince....You must teach HHH a lesson... he is.... the chosen one...

Indeed I do........ How can you not laugh at Vince's crying??????????????? How can you laugh at Vince's crying?

Cowboy likes to laugh at stuff.

Did Shane just steal Christian's backbreaker?

Shane running away like a freaking cartoon character.

GOVERNMENT MULE~~~~~~~!

And more of Foley dry humping Melina....

I don't think Umaga is Wrestlecrap. It's a throwback to the Headshrinker gimmick. I never thought that was Wrestlecrap. Wrestling has always had a Samoan gimmick in the spotlight at one time or another. This is just the latest one.

We get our weekly dose of... UMAGA~!

Random thought... Carlito is a big seller of the merchandise, even as a heel, and probably more as a face. Do you think they turned him so they could still make a lot just in case they turn Cena heel?

This is why they turned Carlito face.... the merchandise.

I <3 Pedigree?

That video is part of the reason why WWE production rules.

This show needs more Umaga.

Shades of the "Bischoff is a homo" promo from ECW.

ECW CALL OUT!

Wow, this is some intense stuff.

Hey kids! Look! It's Chainsaw Charlie!

Mick really wants to bone Melina. It's obvious.

Damn, that was quite a finish!

Snitsky should join the squad and kick Mitch out. Mitch's name just clashes with everyone else around him.

From what I know about her from OVW.... Beth Phoenix from what I heard is a pretty damn good wrestler finally getting the call up. I think she's been playing one of Aaron Steven's girls, and her finish is the Beth Valley Driver. So they're gonna blow all that shit though and turn her into something different. Probably Mickie's former lesbian lover... not that there is anything wrong with that...

BETH VALLEY DRIVER!

Trish Stratus.... the female HHH?