I don't think Umaga is Wrestlecrap. It's a throwback to the Headshrinker gimmick. I never thought that was Wrestlecrap. Wrestling has always had a Samoan gimmick in the spotlight at one time or another. This is just the latest one.
Random thought... Carlito is a big seller of the merchandise, even as a heel, and probably more as a face. Do you think they turned him so they could still make a lot just in case they turn Cena heel?
From what I know about her from OVW.... Beth Phoenix from what I heard is a pretty damn good wrestler finally getting the call up. I think she's been playing one of Aaron Steven's girls, and her finish is the Beth Valley Driver.
So they're gonna blow all that shit though and turn her into something different. Probably Mickie's former lesbian lover... not that there is anything wrong with that...