Open the Muggy Gate

All this white is killing my eyes. I'm seeing spots.

I would now like to give you a preview of the next round... *Clippers make a three pointer* JUMP BALL!

Guys... we need to realize this... The motherfuckering Los Angeles Clippers are going to advance to the next round of a playoff. TAKE A FUCKING DRINK!

and that's why we brought back Sledgehammer ladies and gentlemen.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The word for the day is Spirit.

has Cowboy ever seen anyone make fun of OH MY GOD? I mean, half of the RAW roster has done that.

.... for the World Heavyweight Title.

Who cares? It's DANGEROUS!

Barbed wire is extremely dangerous. You could get a finger caught in there.

Don't get my hopes up. Although that would fucking rule. Give Johnny the IC title, and it's SPIRIT RULE~!

UMAGA~! *chop*

I have to admit... that's fucking genius.

I'd buy a Spirit Straw. Straws..... WITH SPIRIT! How does that not rule?

Holy shit, Ken Doane main events!

Oh for fuck's sake...

"And now watch as I stick the WWE title into Lita's vagina. I'm RATED R!"

The Classroom... or WCW Special Forces... Tough call.

You know, I have no clue who this Kobe guy is cheering for.

Help win her respect: just a little bit...

and one more for the road.... Congratulations! Your Revolution has evolved into a.... Wii? "Oh for Christ's sake...." *Puts it to sleep*

Taylor. Hotel California. FTW. Okay, that's probably a bad idea, but that's one of my favorite songs ever.

Edited for accuracy.

The way Takeshi Morishima has been throwing his backdrops lately, we may one day be talking about his head dropping ways. Worst head drop I've seen is a tie. The Original Ganso Bomb is the king of course. But Misawa Tiger Suplexing Kobashi OFF THE RAMP TO THE FLOOR was the sickest thing I've seen in a long time. How the fuck did Kobashi agree to do THAT?

Nintendo Spokesman: "Um....uh...... Wii fucked up. Sorry guys."