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I'm glad to see the Red Sox are winning and all... but the fact that Arroyo could have been hitting the home runs and giving us the solid pitching instead of doing that for the Reds kinda stings. A pitcher with two homers in one month. How often has that happened?

Neither the Royals nor the Marlins look to be the worst team in baseball... I'll give that nod to those wonderful Pittsburgh Pirates. I know it's only the beginning of the season... but seriously, does anyone have a hope in hell for them?

Andrea, i'm getting a message right now from your boyfriend Nick... I'm seeing signs right now... let's see... a straightjacket.... it looks like it's in a padded room.... and I see people in white coats. I think he's trying to tell you you're freaking him out with this obsessiveness. And I'm seeing something else.... ok, he's telling me he cheated on you with Erin.

Holy God. I could have sworn I've seen Sass posting around here after that date though.

Don't even bring that up. They'll give Greg Gagne a shot at the title.

Furiously?

I like cheese! Swiss is the best kind on sandwiches.

That was the greatest thing I've seen in a while. I'm loving this feud more than any other in the WWE right now.

A JUDO CHOP!

That was so bad, it was great.

The Spirit Squad should just pull a shoot, spell out TNA, then run like hell.

I call it the Jersey Triad rule. We all have a different name for this damn rule!

On May 19th... they'll know.... he killed Katie Vick!

On your work release today, you'll be facing..... KANE!

Yeah, I added it in. I knew someone would think the WWE actually put that shit in.

It's the weekend. She'll probably back in top form for the week. POST 2000~!

I knew that baby look like some puppet character I've seen before. I just couldn't remember who. Thanks Inc. Sidenote: I miss that show.

At the rate we're going, we'll have a day just like the WWE had a year ago...MULTIPLE BANNINGS! BLACK WEDNESDAY! IT'S COMING SOON!

Back to the banning for a moment... I just saw Dam(o)n Yankees got banned. What up with that?

It's the Cubs that's making him hate everything. They never win, everyone's injured, he stays pissed off, you get the idea. I hated lots of things till the Red Sox won.

I'll go with good ol vegetable soup. My grandma makes it with spaghetti noodles. So good.

That big contract is still going? McJesus. Is this the last year of it?

Well there's only one way to save myself... The return of OLMEC~!