Open the Muggy Gate

Say what you want... but the Boogeyman is entertaining. I'll give him that.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like ya'll to meet our brand new drug tester...

And there's my contribution to this thread. Have a nice day.

Embarrising Muggy story coming up: When I was five or so, I used to HATE that game. Back then, I thought games were real and Mario died everytime he fell into the pit. Well, same logic here. I thought that was a real yodeler who died everytime he fell off the mountain. TRAUMA! Everytime I saw that game appear on my screen, I ran away screaming. Sad but true.

I seem to remember it the most between his heel turn and WM 20. I also remember him being called out to punish Eugene. And for me, it never gets old.

BAN CARNIVAL!

I may be the only person in the world that misses this.

From Meltzer <{POST_SNAPBACK}> While not quite the same thing, I saw that thing about the narcoleptic dog that gets excited and falls asleep repeatedly.. A narcoleptic wrestler gimmick! Right in the middle of the match he would just flop like flair and fall asleep, but when someone tries to pin him he wakes up magically at 2 and 9/10ths. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Give that to Super Crazy and rename him Super Lazy. He could fall asleep in the middle of a moonsault.

Saw this on an old archive Gamefaqs topic site (yeah, I'm bored as hell). Don't know if it's been shown here or not, but here ya go. Posted some time in 2001. The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot. The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. they lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. the climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sone to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites. Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavenbed bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines. Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of colums - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in "The Illiad", by Homer. Homer also wrote the "Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athens was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men. Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them. Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense. In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head. The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. it was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarette. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper. The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise Regained." During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered American while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The indian squabs carried porposies on their back. many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this. One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peoccks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer paid for taxis. Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, A Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. he invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. George Washington married matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of our Country. Then the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength." Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. the believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedl insane actor. This ruined Booth's career. Meanwhile in Eurpose, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called "Candy". Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are fallling off the trees. Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took lang walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this. France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. The the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrainedd. He wanted an heir to inherit his power, but shince Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children. The sun never set on the British Empire because the british Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. he reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign. The nineteenth century was a time of amny great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus mcCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the "Organ of the Species". Madman Curie discovered Radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers. The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Fuck yeah. Cat in my house knocked a drink over and spilled it all over my keyboard. It wouldn't work and I had to buy a new one. Fuck cats.

I believe I saw his name on there when he made the call for the nominations. Can't remember though.

Well it's the people that nominated. Not the website itself. Hell, last year, people were voting Snitsky in for the best wrestler of the year. You think anyone would really vote for Snitsky? I can't remember the date they posted for when voting starts, but I'll keep an eye on it.

That was a very positive interview they did there with Eddie. He even gives Eddie credit to getting him to the main event level! Good segment. Nothing really bad about it besides the drugs and alcohol mentioned, but as DeadBoy said, not everyone may know his past story.

I haven't been on the net all weekend, and I just got the chance to get on here now... and I see this. GOD DAMMIT WHY? WHY EDDIE?! WHY GOD? I just don't know what to say at the moment... I just don't... it's like someone said earlier in this topic, you just can't believe this... just...fuck... Rest In Peace Eddie. You will be missed.

Saw this in the best console topic, and I figured we could give it it's own topic. So which Final Fantasy is your favorite (I left out XI, since it's kinda hard to compare a MMORPG to RPG here). For me, it's Final Fantasy IX. Not the one most people would pick, but I enjoyed the old schoolness of it. It was also less customizable, which actually helped it a bit. After playing VIII, it was refreshing to be given limits like the old days (that does sound kinda weird, but ya'll know what I mean). While Sephiroth is my favorite game character of all time, FFIX stood out to me more than any other as just a fun experience. And Kuja is underrated as a villain in my eyes.

I really hate the whole "pay your dues" stuff. I really do. In 91', they thought they needed to make RIC FLAIR pay his dues. They thought they need CHRIS BENOIT in 2000 to pay his dues. I know he's just a rookie, but I hate the "pay your dues" bullshit. As for the World Title... well, I would go for an 8 man tournament and crown a new champion at Armageddon. This is what my tournament would look like. Mr. Kennedy vs. Matt Hardy Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton JBL vs. Chris Benoit Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T Kennedy gets the win over Hardy to put a fresher face over. Mysterio gets the win, JBL gets the cheap win, and Eddie wins by DQ when Sharmell fucks up. so then we have... Kennedy vs. Mysterio JBL vs. Eddie Guerrero Mysterio gets the win in a match that really gets Kennedy over as a man who was THAT close to beating Mysterio, but Mysterio gets the victory and moves on to the title match. Eddie Guerrero beats JBL in a close match leading to one more Eddie vs. Mysterio match at Armageddon. They've done main events before. Why not another one? Mysterio vs. Guerrero And after a long grueling battle, Mysterio overcomes everything and becomes the smallest World Champion in history. And that's how I'd book it. Is it flawed? Yeah. Kills Matt Hardy's momentum, and everyone will probably be screaming "YOU FUCKED OVER BENOIT!". But not everything can be perfect. Is Lashley good? Yeah. Catching attention? Yeah. Ready for the upper echelon.... I'm not quite sure. That's why he's not in my tournament here. After Wrestlemania 22 though, I expect Lashley to leap to the top and not look back. A new and fresh face in the main event scene for the first time in a while (besides Kennedy).

Muggy, I don't know if it's the BEST, but it is a damn great game, for sure...the music for Dracula as well as the 3 bosses prior to him is phenomenal... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, that music with the 3 bosses before Dracula was just awesome. vgmusic.com has pretty much all the music from the game and has a whole lotta other music from other places. Only midis, but not to bad. And as for me saying it's the best... well that may be the nostalgia factor. It was the first Castlevania I played, and at the time, it was my favorite game I had ever played up to that point. A year later, I got SMB 3, and that changed.

I'm just going by the main series in this case.

I've played the 3 GBA Castlevanias, and I have to say I really enjoyed them. But for me, despite all the great gameplay from them, they don't compare to Super Castlevania IV for the SNES. That is one of my top 5 favorite games of all time. Recently found my SNES, and I just got down to playing it today since I found some time. Like putting on a glove. Great music, great enemies, great gameplay... ya can't go wrong with the game.

Davari just owned Raw. DRINK!

Davari for the 5th spot!

ALLYEAHHHALLEYEAAAHHHH MOTHER FUCKERS!

It's the wintertime, so Kurt's gonna come out with some red, white, and blue earmuffs one day. You just know it.

They just used a segment to show HHH sitting in a recliner. Fucking brilliant.

Come back Kurt! I need my fantasy points!