Open the Muggy Gate

Well, Big Show scored me some points. Woo!

OH MY GOD!

I am so hating Gregory Helms music.

methinks the Texans are about to die.

They've made SEVEN of those. Fucking christ.

Yeah, the TATU song was the best song in the WWE probably then. Why did she have to become a fucking crazy dancing face?!

Am I the only that digs the slowed down heel version of Victoria's theme?

Poor Shelton.

Does anyone know who the hell they are?

That was a very fun two hours. That 6-man X Division match just rocked. I don't want to put any stars on it to to demean it or overanalyze it here. It was just plain FUN. Aries is a motherfucking nutcase outthere, and I've never seen him hit that crucifix bomb like that in my life. That was a lotta impact. Monty Brown... 3 Pounces. I'm happy... I have a new sig. TNA better get the belt on Brown soon before he reaches his peak. Fuck Jeff Jarrett. And that's all I'll say about that. Overall... just a good night... till the end. Oh well...

Well I' bored as hell and don't really give a fuck right now...so let's try to remember what Simon Dean/Nova has invented... well let's see... 1. He invented the Spin Doctor. 2. He invented the Kryptonite Krunch. 3. He invented the Curb Stomp (Yeah, fuck that Super Dragon) 4. He invented the dropkick (you all knew that) 5. He invented fat reducing pills (he invented that Simon System you know) 6. He invented these smilies we put on the message board. 7. He invented this lame ass topic. 8. He invented Czech Republic (off day). 9. And we can't forget his invention of electricity. Otherwise, you wouldn't be looking at this topic that he invented. So what else has he invented?

Okay. At 11:30 Eastern/10:30 Central... everyone fall on your ass.

and so ends the weirdest Raw this side of Canada.

Saw a kid at the skating rink Saturday... had a Cena jersey. Had the medallion. Had the hat... and when he took the Jersey off, he had a Cena shirt. Yeah, Cena has his fans.

Speaking of dick... Come see the Dicks, this Friday on Smackdown!

Mickie wins for hitting Victoria with a fake belt.

LMAO!

I LOVE MARIA!

We need Akeem to come out and challenge anyone in the back to a dance contest. That would make this the best Raw ever.

I just read somewhere, but I don't know if it's fact. Is Torrie gone now?

Mark Henry was just a red herring.

Sorry Vis, guess you weren't out of the jobbing pool yet...

Did Vader just fall out of the ring?

Well they actually pulled off a nice surprise for once. Who saw GOLDUST coming?

GOLDUST!?!