Open the Muggy Gate

I mark for Clyde Austin.

I think it was Mickey Jane or Mickey James. I have no clue... but apparently she's either an obsessed fan or a sugar junkie that's really hyper. I'd like to see the latter.

IS THAT ALEXIS?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OTHER WOMEN? I NEED MY FANTASY POINTS!

HHH: I retired that belt you know...

Anyone missing a 20 minute HHH monologue... well... here you go you sadistic bastards.

And here come the fantasy points!

And here come the fantasy points!

10000 points for Lita and her VD.

Team Simon goes like this: RAW Candice Chloe Chris Masters John Cena Edge Smackdown Bobby Lashley Eddie Guerrero Heidenreich Mr. Kennedy Road Warrior Animal It was either Candice and Chloe or Val Venis. Sadly, Candice and the dog have a better chance of showing up on RAW than Val.

Everyone I know is freaked out by these commercials... but shit they're genius. They get my attention every time. Best ads I've seen in a good while. And i love that hootie YTMND. My folks walked in and heard that and just starting laughing like crazy, and they don't even like the commercials.

Woah... what the fuck was the build up for that? I don't remember that on Smackdown.

Damn. If Hassan stayed, we could have seen the return of EL GRAN LUCHADORE~!

You liked that? That was the shittiest powerbomb I've seen in quite some time. It was more like a "drop bomb" than an actual powerbomb; he pretty much just picked the guy up, stepped back, and watched him fall. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've always been a mark for his drop bomb. I don't know why... and yeah it wasn't the best powerbomb in the world... but it was still just a regular powerbomb, and you don't see that enough anymore.

I agree with that. I saw Kevin Nash do his ol' powerbomb last week on Impact and I loved it. Just a simple powerbomb. No spinning um around 400 degrees then holding up and dropping them. No faceplants... just a powerbomb. And it worked for me. Now if Bobby did a sit-out version, he could kill someone...

I never thought I'd see a time where the Nashville Predators would be recognized as a top 5 team in the league, but they are getting that respect this year. I can't wait for tonight. IT'S BACK FUCKERS! Anyone think a Canadian team might pull it off this year for the first time in forever?

Muggy's thoughts on today: What the fuck was that?! Double digit runs? PODSEDNIK HITTING A FUCKING HOME RUN? CONTREAS LIGHTS OUT?! WHAT WAS THAT? At least it's just one game. It's just one game.

You would replace Kennedy? KENNEDY?! You can't replace Kennedy! Although, if he's there to job to the Masterlock, sure, replace him.

Kinda off topic, but oh well... it fits here. Alright, I actually had an Evolution vs. Four Horsemen feud on EWR one time. Flair brought back the Horsemen which consisted of him, Randy Orton, Sean O'Haire, and Chris Benoit. HBK is beaten down by these men night after night for turning Batista against the group (O'Haire was the replacement), so he decides to piss Ric Flair off by bringing back Evolution. Out walks HBK, World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho, Batista, and the last guy I expected to put in the elite 8 on my RAW, Elix Skipper. Yeah. Back on subject, I'm interested to see where this feud is going. It can go several directions and this may be the first time I've been interested in HHH for a while.

Well that was one gay ass ending.

I'm loving these signs up front about beating up Bischoff for Nitro and CM Punk is the future.

Even I want to kick Bischoff's ass for ruining that. Where's the Undertaker when ya need him?

KENNEDY~!

I am so signing Torrie's dog up on WWE Fantasy.

Dallas truly loves the Von Erichs.