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According to OVW reports this guy talks like Michael Jackson and wrestles like Tyson Tomko and Brown uses a better (and original) variation of powerbomb as his "pop the crowd, non-finisher". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So what we're looking at here is a bigger Elix Skipper then. Skipper's voice doesn't exactly scream macho himself. No one always wrestles like they do coming out of OVW. Take Lesnar for example. He came in and was really nothing like what people saw of him OVW. He displayed more of his power than the technical ability he had. I missed Smackdown last week, so I'm looking forward to seeing what Lashley can do this week along with Kennedy...Kennedy. At least it's a breath of fresh air from the usuals.

"... OMG THEY'RE STILL GONNA GO BANKRUPT IN A YEAR~!!!!"

I'll be watching to see Kennedy talking to the donkey. That's all.

I will mark if JR calls it El Pace with extra Picante.

I loved that sign behind the champs. "HIDE THE SHEEP! IT'S MURDOCH!"

If you want to put over Smackdown.... give a match to MISTER FUCKING KENNEDY....Kennedy. And at the end of the night, they need Paul Heyman to walk into the ring and say FUCK YOU TNN and walk away.

I heard USA that time! COACH ROXORZ!

Well that took fucking forever.

Shit.. missed Smackdown last night. Sounds like Lashley may be the next guy to rise up like Kennedy. I saw a pic of him in PWI 500, and I gotta say... He looks JACKED UP. He looks like he could be a big time star if given the chance. And it's kinda hard to find Kennedy a match for a PPV it seems right now. he's just going around and beating everyone in sight and not settling in on a feud. I would probably at least give him a single match and go over a pretty good name. But is there anyone left out of that card he can go over?

I don't know whether to think these reporters that stand out in the storms are really brave or just fucking crazy nutcases. And the eye meets the land... it should die down soon... but I just don't even know... it should've been dying down the past few hours... but it's kept the same 120 mph wind for about 6 or 7 hours now. That's pretty crazy.

I did. That was my initial reaction. I guess I was pretty pissed... He's still a fucking bastard douche anyways...

There goes the New Orleans levees. It all begins... again.

WHAT A FUCKING FUCKWAD SCUMBAG BASTARD! I can't believe I actually wanted to believe this guy didn't take steroids... NO ONE vote for his fucking ass when it comes to the Hall of Fame. NO ONE. PLEASE. What a disgrace...

I'm in as "Team Simon" (E-Fed Wrestling Name). First time doing this, so this should be interesting...

http://whatiszangief.ytmnd.com/ I wonder where people come up with some of this stuff...

http://hurrrita.ytmnd.com/ I'll just throw that one out there for the hell of it...

I'd mark out for a Carlito Chia Pet. If it was a lower price, I may buy. But $25? Das not cool.

These weatherguys on CNN have got their shit down. They're saying on the projected path, the hurricane may enter some warm water vortex or something like that (I think it was called the Eddy Vortex) and it could strengthen up again before making landfall. Oy... Oh yeah... and sFaJack... it's still a hurricane man... Simon says... GET THE FUCK OUT! If I had to steal a bicycle or a moped or something and drive out of there off road like Grand Theft Auto, I would.

Yes, and worse. For you Americans I think they are predicting $4-$5 a gallon depending how worse it can get. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well thank God I'm Canadian.... wait a minute... I'm really not! FUCK!

http://dothemarioreversed.ytmnd.com/

Um... wow... he may be thinner than Shawn now!

113. "Arnold" always plugging Jingle All the Way.

Welp... it's a category 5 and hasn't even gotten past the halfway point of the gulf. And I'm all for calling the Hurricane HOLY SHIT... I can see that on the Situation Room between the talking heads. Talking Head 1: HOLY SHIT is moving towards Galvaston at slow rate right now and HOLY SHIT will make landfall on the Texas coastline sometime Saturday morning. Talking Head 2: This storm, HOLY SHIT, may be the most devestating storm to hit the coastline since Camile. You though Camile was bad Galveston? Wait till you see HOLY SHIT! Talking Head 1: You might say that HOLY SHIT is about to hit the fan. Taking Head 2: .....

Hell, I was on a bus one time that got rear-ended back in the 9th grade or so. It was raining, road was slippery. Our bus came to a stop to let some traffic by and then turn... some car couldn't stop behind us and BAM! I was in the middle of the bus, so I didn't get hurt or anything. A couple of guys in the back complained about their back, but I think they were alright. No lawsuits from what I saw.

I just remember about a couple of months ago, I looked down for one moment to grab my drink, I look back up, and a school bus had come to a screeching halt out of nowhere! I hit the brakes fucking fast and stopped right in time. Don't know why it stopped though. No railroad or anything. Maybe some dumbass driver yelling at kids. I don't know.