Open the Muggy Gate

Because you root for the Cubs.

This is the rare Dr. Loveless and his Spider Blaster.

Muggy, Your gimmick fucking sucks. Go away. Whatever. I can't even type anymore about this. Stop polluting HD with your fagtastic posts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've gotten hate already! I truly feel Canadian now.

The Jumping Spider of Canada! eh.

*raises hand* eh.

Predicted order and winners Benoit over OJ Angle over Eugene Mysterio over Guerrero Undertaker over Orton Edge over Hardy Batista over JBL... afterwards... A BROCK ATTACK! MY GAWD! Jericho over Cena Hogan over Michaels

SPOILAGE~! Credit: PWInsider.com and Adam Masson Dark Matches: Bobby Wesley beat Johnny Jeter. Vito beat some jobber. Nunzio was supposed to defend the Cruiserweight belt against him, but he said the jobber had to get through Vito first. Of course, Vito squashed him. After the match, Nunzio said the guy did a good job and that he could have a title match next week. But then he said he'll give it to him now. Two dropkicks and it was over. Then, Romero and Mathews came out for Velocity commentary. Velocity: Mathews interviewed William Regal. He asked why he turned on Scotty 2 Hotty. He said his mother told him never to trust a man with blonde hair and a black mustache, which got a laugh. He then went on to say that he'd gone soft over the years, and that he was going back to his old self. Scotty then came out, got beat on by Regal for a bit then turned the tables on him. Scotty then went for the Worm and Regal bailed. Ken Kennedy beat a local jobber. He kept mentioning he was from the US which got lots of heat, and referred to himself as Mr. Kennedy. Hardcore Holly beat Steven Richards in a pretty good match. Might be the Velocity main event. Smackdown: SD opens with a ladder in the ring. Eddie comes out, and he got a huge pop and the crowd started a pretty loud "Eddie" chant. He said Teddy Long was right to make the only match that could settle this: a ladder match. He then went on to say that he is going to be the one to climb the ladder and get the papers, and he was going to win this match for all the fathers out there. Also he said that Dominick would become the greatest Guerrero of all and that this Sunday, he was going home with Eddie. Melina and Mercury beat Booker and Sharmelle when Jillian tripped Sharmelle when she was about to do the scissors kick. They played Chris Benoit's Finger Eleven video. Then they showed Sharmelle and Booker backstage, where Sharmelle asked Booker where he was during the match (Mercury held his leg while Melina pinned Sharmelle) and she went on to say that she was there for him 24/7 and he better step up. Then they showed Benoit warming up backstage and OJ came and said he better be ready for Summerslam. Then they showed Animal and Heidenreich backstage and Animal said it was time for Heidenreich to take the final step... And then gave him LOD shoulder pads. The whole crowd groaned. Animal and Heidenreich squashed a couple jobbers. Candice was the guest ring announcer. She looked hot. She was the highlight of the match. They were announced as the Legion of Doom. Hawk must've rolled over in his grave. Then Funaki interviewed JBL. JBL said Batista was stupid for letting him pick the No Holds Barred stipulation. He then went on to guarantee a win at SummerSlam, and said he gets to pick an opponent for a No Holds Barred match tonight, and that he chose Funaki. JBL faced Funaki in the NHB match and destroyed him. Right before he was about to beat him, Batista came out and beat JBL with a chair. He said that since JBL was making guarantees, he'd make one of his own: He said "this million dollar body and 5 cent brain would kick his ass at SummerSlam". Rey Mysterio faced Simon Dean. On his way to the ring, Simon told Rey he looked pathetic and that he could help. He said that because his family is shrinking, he offered to give him the Simon System at half off. During the match, we did the wave!! Anyway, Rey won with the top rope legdrop in a pretty short match. Rey seemed very upset throughout the whole match and wasn't very enthusiastic. The Peep Show was next, and Christian came out to a HUGE pop. He said if you thought last week's show was great when he interviewed Batista, this week he was going to interview the man who kicked Batista's ass last week: himself. Then the Mexicools came out and started to destroy his set. They then proceeded to beat the hell out of Christian when he tried to stop them. Then the Mexicools all sat on the couch and they said their catch phrase about not being Mexican, but being Mexicools. Christian then left to a big ovation. Josh Mathews interviewed Rey and he said that he sees Eddie everywhere he goes. He then called Eddie a son of a bitch and reminded us of how Eddie told Dominick he loved him and was coming home with him. Rey then said that Eddie may be Dominick's biological father, but Rey raised him and he was his family. Then he said at Summerslam, Dominick is coming home with him. Randy Orton beat Chris Benoit in a Summerslam 2004 rematch, which took place in this arena. After the match, the lights went out and The Undertaker appeared. He chokeslammed him and ran his hand across his throat. He then left the ring with Orton laid out. They stared each other down as SmackDown went off the air. eh.

Get that 14 year old a law scholarship right now.

Some friends of mine on another board were talking about his debut, and we couldn't find a full downloadable clip of it anywhere... anyone know where I can find a downloadable clip of it?

Don't forget Jim Neidhart too.

I would like to have my name changed to CanadianMuggy. Thanks in advance if this is done.

Eddie, Theo, calm down amigos... there's only one way to solve all this hate.... BECOME CANADIAN! In Canada, we are a friendly people who won't fuck you over if you don't deserve unlike the ruthless and evil Americans. We Canadians will take you in and you can enjoy our free healthcare. Right now, I'm paying nothing for my pain medication as I speak. Convert to Canadianism, and all will be calm in TSM once again... eh.

Was I the only one hoping Bret's music would fire up during the set up for the superkick?

I'm recording it too! Y2Jerk...we have history in our VCRs!

Ugh, Vance Nevada? So boring... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now with the description I explained in another post. And he came out of OVW with JACKED UP stats (about 92 speed). Totally unrealistic... but hell, he's got skill on this game. he gets pushed. He's the got the IC belt now.

I've got a feeling you'll be right.

Explain? How's that make sense kayfabe-wise? *related note--has Gail topless pics saved to HD* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well Vance's character is based off a famous diary on EWB done by reversefigure4. He's the most obnoxious mother fucker you could meet. He wears BRIGHT clothes, talks like Quagmire and calls himself Mr. Beefy Goodness or the Vance Vance Revolution. Rob Conway and Gail... I just stuck em together to see if it would work... it did. And then I was giving Vance a push and put them in a tag match... and they worked well together. So boom... there ya go.

Well I gave Conway the conman gimmick on my game and it's going alright. I've got him in a relationship with Gail Kim and a tag team with Vance Nevada.

Rob Conway's Toy Story song ripoff.... NEXXXXXXXXXXT~! eh.

was that a Hardy chant? Didn't sound right to me.

The only Luigi fire flower pic I saw had him in white and green. Is that the colors of Canada? NO! Luigi still owns Mario though... he can jump higher... And just like last year, the right girl won. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh, right. I'm sure somebody could easily swap the green to red in a Luigi pic, though. Luigi is handing KOS-MOS her ass in the gamefaqs poll, I'm glad to say. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have Luigi winning it... God I'm a dumbass. And yeah I could change the colors... but I'm a lazy mothercanucker.

Hey, did you know Val was a former Intercontinental champion? No really... he was!

The only Luigi fire flower pic I saw had him in white and green. Is that the colors of Canada? NO! Luigi still owns Mario though... he can jump higher... And just like last year, the right girl won.

I'll agree. This diva search hasn't been too bad this year... I'm not saying it should be a regular thing... just not bad.

I've liked the feud. For some reason, while it feels rehashed, it also feels fresh. I don't know why.