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WWF Smackdown!
July 20, 2006
The pyro goes off and Michael Cole and Tazz welcome us to Smackdown!
Rhyno’s Celebration
Balloons and confetti litter the arena as Rhyno and his henchmen make their entrance. Among the group are the new U.S. Champion Rodney Mack, Bill DeMott, Reno, Chuck Palumbo, and Mike Sanders. The group posses and Rhyno triumphantly holds his newly won WWF Championship over his head. A microphone is handed to Sanders.
Sanders: Fully Loaded was a hell of an event. We have a new World Wrestling Federation Champion and a new United States champion. We are go… (Rhyno pulls the microphone away).
Rhyno: PAUL LONDON! YOU TOOK AWAY MY MOMENT OF GLORY AT FULLY LOADED! I AM GOING TO GORE YOUR ASS! AND COLLYER, IF YOU THI… (Sanders takes the mic back)
Sanders: Easy now, champ. I’ve used my pull in the backstage area to provide you a chance to get your horns on Paul London and Chad Collyer. Tonight, there is going to be a match pitting yourself, Bill DeMott, and Rodney Mack against both Collyer and London… and a partner of their choosing, should they be able to find one.
(The titantron suddenly displays some pre-tapped footage of Reno taking out Billy Kidman and Brian Kendrick in the locker room.)
Sanders: As you can see, Reno was kind enough to send a message to the boys in the back explaining how our new Administration feels about anyone who might come to the aide of Collyer and London.
(Rhyno smiles and pats Reno on the back).
Cole: This isn’t fair! Those big bullies are going to play the numbers game to try to weaken Chad Collyer and Paul London.
Tazz: They’re just being smart, Cole. They are looking out for themselves, I admire that.
Overall: 75%
Cruiserweight Championship: Frankie Kazarian © vs Kid Kash
Match Background: This match is for the WWF Cruiserweight title. Frankie Kazarian has been WWF Cruiserweight champion since 16 July 2006.
The Match: Kash walks into a high dropkick from Frankie Kazarian, almost losing several teeth in the process. Kash walks into a high dropkick from Frankie Kazarian, almost losing several teeth in the process. Kazarian hits a dropkick on Kid Kash and gets right back up. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Kash blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Flying elbow from Kid Kash connects. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Kash drops an elbow...but Frankie Kazarian moves out of the way. Flying reverse elbow by Frankie Kazarian. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Kash goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kash counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Kazarian walks into a high dropkick from Kid Kash, almost losing several teeth in the process. Frankie Kazarian fights out of a grapple. Flying elbow from Frankie Kazarian connects. Frankie Kazarian moves in for the kill. Wave Of The Future! 1....2....3. Kid Kash slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Kazarian turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.
My Opinion: A badly blown spot prevents me from giving out more snowflakes. ***3/4
Cole: Kazarian continues to shine.
Tazz: Yeah, but take a look at Kid Kash. He’s not taking this loss very lightly.
Winner and STILL Cruiserweight Champion: Frankie Kazarian
A limo arrives…
Backstage we see a limousine pull up. Cole and Tazz wonder who it is, when Don Callis steps out. The crowd jeers.
Doug Basham vs Charlie Haas.
The Match: STIFF high kick on Basham by Charlie Haas. Basham pushes out of a Charlie Haas hold. STIFF~! chop lights up Haas who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. High Angle DDT by Doug Basham just SPIKES Charlie Haas down! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Basham drops an elbow...but Charlie Haas moves out of the way. A Gut buster connects on Basham and hits hard. Vicious back suplex! Doug Basham got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Haas who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Basham blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Nice piledriver on Haas. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Basham drops an elbow...but Charlie Haas moves out of the way. Shelton Benjamin comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Doug Basham turns around. Shelton Benjamin spins Basham around. Shelton Benjamin hits the Super Kick! Shelton leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Charlie Haas, Basham got pinned. Haas and Benjamin are beating down on Doug Basham! The music of Danny Basham hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Haas and Shelton don't hesitate though, and attack him as soon as he enters the ring! Danny Basham gets beaten down as well, and soon joins Doug Basham down and out on the canvas. Haas and Benjamin have destroyed them both!
My Opinion: All it gets is a ***1\2 rating from me. Deal with it.
Cole: Those two cowards have just taken down the Basham Brothers!
Tazz: Hey, they liked being WWF Tag champions. I can’t say I blame them.
Winner: Charlie Haas
Chad Collyer Interview
Josh Matthews is with Chad Collyer. Collyer explains his disappointment with himself for losing the WWF Championship to Rhyno the night before. Matthews asks Collyer if he and London have found a third partner yet, and Collyer says not yet, but London is looking around.
Overall: 84%
Chuck Palumbo vs Orlando Jordan.
The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Chuck Palumbo ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Jordan is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Fallaway slam by Chuck Palumbo puts down Orlando Jordan. Running knee lift from Chuck Palumbo. Jordan kicks Chuck Palumbo in the gut to reverse the momentum. A Gut buster connects on Palumbo and hits hard. Tiger bomb by Orlando Jordan, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Hooks the leg for a two count. Palumbo blocks a kick from Orlando Jordan. Nice piledriver on Jordan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pin, but Jordan is out just before the three count. Jordan blocks a kick from Chuck Palumbo. STIFF~! chop lights up Palumbo who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Palumbo blocks a kick from Orlando Jordan. BIG clothesline on Jordan. AJ Styles comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Orlando Jordan turns around. AJ Styles spins Jordan around. AJ Styles hits the Styles Clash! Styles leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Palumbo defeats Jordan. AJ Styles has a chair. Orlando Jordan stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. Styles sets the chair up, then picks up Orlando Jordan. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! AJ Styles has left Jordan down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault!
My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...
Cole: What the hell is AJ Styles doing!
Tazz: Styles is smarting over that loss to Jordan at Fully Loaded. We thought this was over, but I guess we were wrong.
Winner: Chuck Palumbo
Don Callis is backstage
Josh Matthews is standing with Don Callis, the manager of AJ Styles and Low Ki. Callis puts Styles over for attacking Orlando Jordan and reveals that he signed for Matt Hardy and AJ Styles to be a permanent union. He will now manage all of them.
Overall: 88%
Styles and Hardy vs Kai En Tai.
Match Background: Hardy and Styles are teaming up as Styles and Hardy for the first time tonight. Kai En Tai are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion.
The Match: Spinning back kick from AJ Styles. Styles hits a dropkick on TAKA Michinoku and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Styles tags out to Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Styles and Hardy whip TAKA into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. TAKA gets caught with a short powerbomb from Hardy. TAKA flips out of a Matt Hardy Version 1.0 bodyslam attempt. Lightning kick by TAKA on Hardy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between TAKA Michinoku and Funaki. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and Hardy is down. Pin, but Hardy is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Funaki connects. Funaki misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Hardy uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag between Matt Hardy Version 1.0 and AJ Styles. Styles just WAFFLES Funaki with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Funaki tags out to TAKA Michinoku. Flying elbow from AJ Styles connects. Low Ki comes running down the aisle with a chair! Styles and TAKA Michinoku continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Low Ki slides in and blasts TAKA Michinoku with a chair to the head! Low Ki climbs out of the ring, the damage done! TAKA Michinoku is in trouble. Here it comes - Styles Clash. 1....2...3, it's finished. Low Ki is still in the ring. He signals for the Dragon Clutch! Running down the aisle comes Rob Van Dam! He slides in the ring, and chases Low Ki out of the ring! RVD chases him through the crowd and out of sight.
My Opinion: As close to a ***** match as possible...but unfortunately, it was missing something, so I can only give it ****3/4.
Cole: It looks as if AJ Styles has managed to piss off yet another WWF super star.
Winners: AJ Styles and Matt Hardy
Scoot Andrews vs Ultimo Dragon.
Tazz: Whoever wins this match could themselves getting a shot at Cruiserweight gold in the very near future.
The Match: Ultimo just WAFFLES Scoot with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Scoot Andrews just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Ultimo. Scoot Andrews takes a butterfly suplex from Ultimo. Flying elbow from Ultimo Dragon connects. Scoot counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Scoot uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! VICIOUS lightning kick by Scoot on Ultimo. There's a two count on the pin. Ultimo kicks Scoot Andrews in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying reverse elbow by Ultimo Dragon. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Scoot goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Scoot Andrews once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Ultimo walks into a high dropkick from Scoot Andrews, almost losing several teeth in the process. Ultimo ducks a wild right hand. Ultimo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Scoot Andrews can barely stand. Flipping Reverse DDT! 1....2....3. Ultimo Dragon remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
My Opinion: A **** rating is well deserved for the competitors in this match.
Winner: Ultimo Dragon
Rhyno, Bill DeMott, and Rodney Mack vs Chad Collyer, Paul London and ???
The bad guys make their entrance, along with Mike Sanders. Collyer and London enter together and stand by the entrance ramp. Suddenly, some familiar music plays!
Cole: It’s Johnny Stamboli!
Tazz: Is he crazy? He’s going to be on Sander’s hit list for sure!
Match Background: Rhyno is the reigning WWF World champion, and has been since 16 July 2006. Rodney Mack is the reigning WWF United States champion, and has been since 16 July 2006.
The Match: Paul London connects with a back heel kick on Rhyno and gets back up quickly. Hard back suplex on Rhyno. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between Paul London and Johnny Stamboli. Stamboli slams Rhyno down and motions to the crowd. Arn Anderson-like Spinebuster by Johnny Stamboli, executed to perfection. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Johnny Stamboli and Chad Collyer. Stamboli \ Collyer whip Rhyno into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hard back suplex on Rhyno. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Rhyno pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. BIG clothesline on Collyer. Tag between Rhyno and Bill DeMott. Bill DeMott with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Collyer. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Side suplex from DeMott. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Collyer gets splashed in the corner. Tag to Rodney Mack. Collyer is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Chad Collyer charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Chad Collyer elbows Rodney Mack in the face to break a hammerlock. Collyer tags out to Paul London. Paul London hits a rolling kick on Mack. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Mack tags out to Rhyno. Rhyno scoops and slams Paul London. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Paul London pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Rhyno gets knocked to the ground by London, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - London Calling, forget about it. 1....2...3!
My Opinion: They definitely need to hook up again, I don't care what anyone says. ***1\2
Cole: OH MY GOD! Paul London just pinned the new WWF Champion!
Tazz: If we thought Rhyno was pissed before, I don’t think we’ve seen nothing yet!
Winners: Chad Collyer, Paul London, and Johnny Stamboli
The show ends with London celebrating on the entrance ramp while Rhyno yells threats.
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mmm...Nope. Not going to happen.
It's GROWN every season since it's inception in 1949.
It's not a fucking fad, You dumb ass.
I said that's what I wanted. We both know I never get what I want.
In Ten years America's major "sport" is gonna be driving a car around in circles and I'll be forced to flee and seek refuge in third world carless countries.
I don't want it to come to that.
Oh, I whole heartedly agree with Anglesault on this one.
Geez, what a fantastic way to waste fuel.
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For less confusion when I post Smackdown within the next couple of days... the Fully Loaded pay-per-view that took place on 7/16/06 consisted of:
Sunday Night Heat: Sean O'Haire defeat Jimmy Rave
Fully Loaded
Low Ki defeat Rob Van Dam
Taka Michinoku, Funaki, and Ultimo Dragon def Chuck Palumbo, Bill DeMott, and Reno
Scoot Andrews and Jamie Noble defeat Pepper Parks and Sonjay Dutt
United States Championship: Rodney Mack defeat Paul London © due to interferance from Rhyno
WWF Tag Team Championship: The Basham Brothers def Haas and Benjamin ©
Cruiserweight Championship: Frankie Kazarian def Kid Kash ©
Johnny Stamboli and Orlando Jordan def AJ Styles and Matt Hardy
WWF Championship: Rhyno def Chad Collyer ©
Afterwards, Paul London ran in and attacked Rhyno. He was able to get Rhyno to the mat long enough to deliver a bad-ass London Calling. London and Collyer were both then chased from the ring by Reno, DeMott, Rodney Mack, and Palumbo. Threats were exchanged and the show went off the air.
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Sting and AJ Styles vs Abyss and Northcut would be a hell of a match and would warrent me buying the replay tomorrow...
... so naturally it will be something like AJ Styles and Dusty Rhodes vs Abyss and Lex Luger... or something equally horrid.
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Lynn vs Kazarian sounds pretty sweet.
And that's about it. Can't wait for the X cup next week.
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Allied Forces defeated Eli & Jacob Blu via pinfall
Razor Ramon beat Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett by DQ
Undertaker pinned King Kong Bundy
Bret Hart defeated Bob Backlund in an "I Quit" Match
Owen Hart & Yokozuna defeated the Smoking Gunns for the Tag Team Championship
World Wrestling Entertainment Champion Diesel defeated Shawn Michaels via pinfall
Lawrence Taylor defeated Bam Bam Bigelow via pinfall
Yeah... dammit. Well, I knew the LT/Bigelow match received a huge amount of hype, but I was under the impression that the Diesel/Michaels match was the main event because of...well.... tradition...
So I learn something new every day.
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You do realize that Diesel NEVER main evented a Mania don't you.....so I picked other and my choice would easily be Lawrence Taylor.
Ack... I haven't seen that Wrestlemania, but I assumed the WWF Title match was the main event.
Oh my...
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They usually do a good job of making SD look better on TV than it does on paper, though.
That has been the trend in 2004. I'd take that over it looking good on paper, and then not being so good on tv.
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I'll send Edge to sing Happy Birthday to you.
(Edge shows up at Anglesault's door wearing the Kurt Angle "You Suck" T-shirt, then spears him when he opens the door.)
-Patrick
Edge: "Take that, DORK!"
Edge could also play music on a kazoo.
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Well, this board isn't always a really good way to judge maturity. I often find myself saying stupid things here that I would never say in real life. Same goes for other messages boards and such, I guess the internet just has that affect on people.
Then again, last night my supervisor revealed that he thought I was still in high school. Sheesh.
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Who do you think was the least deserving individual to ever be in a Wrestlemania Main event? I think the least deserving was probably King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania 2. The guy is hardly a legend, was never any good in the ring, and was pretty much just there for Hulk Hogan to beat.
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I liked the streetfight between Shane and Angle in 2001.
It's also neat watching the 2002 KOTR and watching Lesnar needing Heyman's help to put Test away.
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We finally have a year where the WWE title match winner is not a sure bet. Last year we all knew Lesnar was going over Angle, in 2002 we all knew Triple H was going over Jericho, and in 2001 we all knew that Austin was going over The Rock.
So who wins this year?
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All PPVs after BATB 00
I know for sure New Blood Rising and Fall Brawl were.
Yeah, seeing as I rented those two last year.
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Hehe... yeah... we sell those dvds at Best Buy and I thought about buying them until my friend told me that Volume 1 was the worst thing he had ever seen and make him like pro wrestling a little less.
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Hey, don't get me wrong, Jordan sucks...
But _NOBODY_ on Velocity or Heat gets mic time EVER, which is important for the younger guys, I think. How about the Bashams? I think they've had one chance on the mic. How about Paul London?
Oh well, it's not like they're going to change. Oh well.
Have you ever heard Paul London on the mic? It's painful. It's so bad that to get my mind off of it, I have to watch him wrestle again immediatly after to remind myself why he's so awesome. If WWE wanted Paul London to get over, they would let him wrestle the way he did before coming on board. If the only Paul London wrestling I had ever seen was his Smackdown appearances, I'd say London was a generic cruiserweight and I KNOW that is not true.
But you are right. Velocity guys have no chances to get over. I remember last year the FBI was starting to get over thanks to some noteworthy wins and some really entertaining video packages... but I guess WWE didn't agree.
Oh well.
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WWF Smackdown! Preview
6/19/06
The fall-out from Sunday's Fully Loaded pay-per-view begins this Thursday! What will new WWF Champion Rhyno and his band of thugs (including new U.S. Champion Rodney Mack) have in store for the fans? Whatever it is, you can bet that former champs Chad Collyer and Paul London are not going to stand for it.
Also, AJ Styles and Matt Hardy cannot be happy about their loss to Johnny Stamboli and Orlando Jordan on Sunday. Tensions are at an all time high, and you can bet that Styles and Hardy are going to be out for revenge.
The Cruiserweight Championship is on the line! New champion Frankie Kazarian is going to have his hands full when he defends against Kid Kash in a rematch from Fully Loaded.
For all of this and more, tune into to WWF Smackdown! only on Spike TV!
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WWF News:
This week Raw scored a 6.04 rating, which is down from last week's 6.11.
Lance Storm is reportedly unhappy being a part of the Impact Players. He is far more over than Justin Credible and lately has been feeling the need to continue his singles push.
Despite good reviews, WWE road agents were not too pleased with the Frank Shamrock vs Test bout and felt that their styles clashed. WWE Booker Ernie Rowe has taken this into consideration.
Spike TV is quite happy with Smackdown's ratings. Spike TV acquired Smackdown earlier this year when UPN inexplicably canceled what had been their top rated program.
WWE management is high on the talents of Funaki, Nunzio, Scoot Andrews, Austin Lee, and Shelton Benjamin, and there could be plans to push them higher up the card soon. Shelton Benjamin is a former WWF Champion, but was depushed after his brief title reign in 2004.
Sunday Night Heat Spoilers!!
World Tag Team Champions Shane Helms and Shannon Moore defeat Lodi and Ozzy Benton
Jazz def Sherry Bop
Christian def Mark Jindrak
Bubba Ray Dudley defeat Johnny Jeter
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WWF Raw
July 17, 2006
The pyro goes off and commentators Jim Ross and Al Snow welcome everyone to another exciting edition of Raw. There is change in the air and Ross and Snow are excited about the possibilities.
Hardcore Championship: Frank Shamrock © vs Test
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the WWF Hardcore title. Frank Shamrock has been WWF Hardcore champion since 27 June 2006.
The Match: Back suplex on Test. Test takes a butterfly suplex from Frank. Hooks the leg for a two count. Frank walks into a drop toe hold. Fallaway slam by Test puts down Frank Shamrock. Test slams Frank Shamrock. Test hits Frank with a plastic dinosaur! Frank powers out of a headlock. Tiger bomb by Frank Shamrock, executed to perfection. We don't see too many good looking Tiger bombs. Frank Shamrock has Test down on the canvas. Guillotine Choke!!! Test taps out! Frank Shamrock goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...
Winner and Still Hardcore Champion: Frank Shamrock
Interview with Austin Lee
Jonothan Coachman is with Austin Lee. Coach asks Lee if he is likely to join Evolution. Lee spits on the floor and states that neither Triple H or Stevie Richards has approached him, but if they do, he's going to make them his bitch.
Lita vs Victoria
The Match: Victoria scoops and slams Lita. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Lita blocks a kick from Victoria. Victoria walks into a high dropkick from Lita, almost losing several teeth in the process. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Victoria goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Victoria reverses a waistlock. Victoria slams Lita down and motions to the crowd. Big piledriver on Lita. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Victoria connects and Lita is down! Pin, but Lita is out just before the three count. Victoria charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Flying reverse elbow by Lita. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Victoria blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Stevie Richards is at ringside! Lita wastes valuable time by yelling at Stevie! Victoria takes advantage of the distraction and nails Lita from behind! Lita can barely stand. Here it comes - Widow's Peak. 1....2...3, it's finished. Victoria smiles and walks over and hugs Stevie Richards, thanking him for interfering and helping win this match.
My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match!
Winner: Victoria
Ross: Bah Gawd! Richards has reunited with Victoria!
Snow: I take it this means Victoria is in Evolution?
Victoria and Stevie Richards Celebrate
Richards and Victoria are embracing in the locker room. Richards is thrilled to have Victoria become the first female of Evolution. Victoria screams something about wanting a Women's title shot next week, but she doesn't know who to ask. Victoria asks Richards if he knows who the new authority is, but Richard just shrugs.
The Impact Players vs Shamrock and Diamond
Match Background: Impact Players are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion.
The Match: Simon Diamond takes a right hand to the temple from Credible. Big clothesline from Credible. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Lance Storm. Impact Players whip Diamond into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Storm drives a thrust kick into the chest of Diamond. Covers for a quick two count. STIFF high kick on Diamond by Lance Storm. Diamond ducks a wild right hand. Simon Diamond brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Storm in the ring! Diamond tags out to Ken Shamrock. Storm tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Tiger bomb by Ken Shamrock, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Storm powers out of a headlock. Tag between Lance Storm and Justin Credible. Justin Credible hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Sloppy discus punch from Justin Credible barely connects on Shamrock. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shamrock hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Ken Shamrock pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Credible walks into a jaw breaker. Credible holds Ken Shamrock in place. Lance Storm charges...but Shamrock ducks, andStormends up flooringCredible! Ken Shamrock moves in for the kill. Belly To Belly!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Impact Players don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Shamrock and Diamond, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.
My Opinion: A ***3/4 rating! Yay!
Snow: Credible seems to have cost the Impact Players yet another match.
Ross: This team has been successful in the past, don't count them out just yet.
Winners by pinfall: Ken Shamrock and Simon Diamond
Al Snow makes an announcement.
Al Snow heads down the ramp into the ring and grabs a microphone. J.R. just sits at his desk and claims he has no idea what is going on. Al Snow tells the audience that he has just been informed that the new authority of Raw is on his way to the arena and will reveal himself tonight.
Intercontinental Championship: Tommy Dreamer © vs Steve Corino
Match Background: This match is for the WWF Intercontinental title. Tommy Dreamer has been WWF Intercontinental champion since 20 February 2006.
The Match: Tommy Dreamer connects with rights and lefts and Steve Corino is down! STIFF~! chop lights up Corino who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! BIG clothesline on Corino. Steve Corino charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Dreamer walks into a drop toe hold. Tommy Dreamer charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Steve Corino hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dreamer ducks a wild right hand. Dreamer hits a piledriver on Steve Corino. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Tommy Dreamer scores with a big spinebuster. Pin, but Corino is out just before the three count. Steve Corino is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Steve Corino hits some punches. How generic. Tommy Dreamer pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. BAAACK Body drop by Corino gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! The fight has started up again! Tommy Dreamer attacks Corino, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
My Opinion: Slightly above average match. Only gets a **3\4 rating from me.
No contest
A Sneak Attack
Raven is in the ring and he tells the audience that he's had enough of Christian. Christian comes out, and attacks. Christian gets the upper hand. Raven is in trouble. Unprettier...but Raven gets straight back up!!! Christian gets the hell out of there, Raven just shrugged off his finisher!
CM Punk and Julio Dinero vs Chris Benoit and ???
Punk and Dinero make their entrance and await in the ring. Chris Benoit comes out and announces that he has made a serious business decision to protect his championship. Triple H's music plays.
Snow: WHAT? Did Chris Benoit join Evolution?
Ross: It would appear so. You have to wonder though, if Benoit wants to protect his title reign, is teaming up with Triple H such a good idea?
Snow: Triple H is an awesome competitor.
Ross: Yes, but you know just as well as me that Triple H wants that World's Heavyweight championship!
Match Background: Benoit and Punk have been feuding for quite some time now. Chris Benoit is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 27 June 2006.
The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Benoit sends Dinero CRASHING to the mat. Tiger bomb by Chris Benoit, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Triple H. HHH \ Benoit whip Dinero into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. BIG clothesline on Dinero. Hooks the leg for a two count. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Triple H ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Julio Dinero powers out of a Triple H headlock. Spear! HHH is down! Tag to CM Punk. CM Punk snap suplexes HHH HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Punk is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Nice piledriver on HHH. HHH backdrops CM Punk out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Triple H. HHH tags out to Chris Benoit. Spear by Chris Benoit. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Punk! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Punk gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Benoit! CM Punk fights out of a grapple. Nice piledriver on Benoit. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. CM Punk knocks Benoit to the outside, then signals for the Devil Lock. He reaches out of the ring for Chris Benoit...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Benoit sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Chris Benoit, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Shamrock and Diamond come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Punk and Dinero...and drop them with stereo chair shots! Shamrock and Diamond leave the ring, the damage done.
My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.
Snow: What the hell? Shamrock and Diamond are back in Evolution?
Ross: They must have worked things out in the past week! That son of a bitch, Triple H has just made himself stronger than ever!
Winners by DQ: CM Punk and Julio Dinero
The New Authority of Raw is Unveiled
The announces continue to ponder who the new authority is, when Shane McMahon's music plays.
Snow: SHANE? Shane is the new authority?
Ross: It would appear so, you mentioned earlier that the new authority was on his way, and I guess this would be him.
Shane grabs a mic.
Shane: Now I know all think I am the new authority around here.. but you would be wrong. My father came to me with the idea, but I turned it down. You see, with Evolution regrouping in such a dramatic way, I need someone in charge here who is experienced with handling them. That is why the new General Manager of Raw is none other than: SHAWN MICHAELS!
HBK's music plays and he comes out and does his little dance.
Snow: We haven't seen Shawn Michaels since Benoit defeated him at Wrestlemania XXII!
HBK: That's right, I am the new law around here. My first order of business is my old friend Chris Benoit and his new buddies. Next week, in this very ring, Chris Benoit will defend his World Championship belt... against CM Punk. Only this time, I will be the special guest referee. We are not going to see a repeat of Bad Blood, Benoit. You will not render CM Punk unconscious again while the referee is not looking, because I promise that I am going to keep my eyes on you for the entire damn match. And Evolution? You might as well just break up again right now, because if you think you're going to get your way all the time like you did with Eric Bischoff, then you don't know who you're dealing with.
Snow: HBK is back and he's not playing games this time.
Ross: It's about time we had a breath of fresh air around here. And bah gawd, I do believe HBK just made a subtle war cry towards the newly formed Evolution.
Show Ends
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RAW PREVIEW
It was announced this weekend that Eric Bischoff is no longer the General Manager of Raw. What does this mean for the state of Raw and what kinds of changes could we possibly see?
Also scheduled for tonight's show, World Champion Chris Benoit and a partner of his choice will take on the team of CM Punk and Julio Dinero. Punk has been gunning for a rematch, since Benoit beat him for the title at June's Badd Blood pay-per-view and Benoit is determined to make sure Punk never gets near the title again.
Last week we witnessed the end of Evolution. Shamrock and Diamond have seperated from Triple H and Richards. Rumor has it that Triple H is looking to recruit some new members, could we see an all new generation of Evolution?
Also scheduled to appear: Raven, Steve Corino, Christian, The Impact Players, and Intercontinental Champion Tommy Dreamer. Don't miss what is sure to be a historic night of Raw action!
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Brock, Austin & Vince will all admit that they were in "cohoots" thus ending Goldberg's WWE career with a loss and a "you're fired!"
to add insult...Bret Hart returns and Kicks Goldberg in the head three times and hugs Vince McMahon.
And I would give them a standing ovation.
That would be the ultimate mark-out history in the history of mark-outs.
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When has Sevendust or Dope ever been in the Pop Top 40?
They hardly even chart on Rock radio as it is
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Yeah, a win over Christian isn't exactly something to brag about...
... but a loss to Christian in a singles match at Wrestlemania?
Ouch
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I really liked Raw this week, so I guess I disagree. Ah well, what else is new?
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