Toxxic

The whole 'body dismorphic disorder' explanation for Kane not actually being scarred would work a whole lot better if they hadn't put that shit makeup on him under the mask and JR hadn't tried to sell it as scarring when it first came off. They should have just have him look totally normal. The 'mask wig' was a nice touch, apart from the fact that when his mask had been stolen previously (once by Taker at once by the nWo that I know of) he still had all his long hair.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP "Deathwish" Danny Williams (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. El Luchadore Magnifico ~I'm saying ELM. Dunno why exactly. SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~Spike. Can't be anything but Spike. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez ~I reckon perhaps, maybe, Toddski. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon ~Go on Zyon. You can do it. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP HOUSE RULES: WE DESTROYED IT ONCE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN MATCH Bruce Blank (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson ~J3 all the way. Ex-stable pride. SINGLES MATCH TORU v. Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward ~That's TORU Takahara to you, bitch. SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS TWO ON TWO MATCH Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous, SWF World Tag Team Champions) v. The Crimson Skull and Ghost Machine ~Um, lemesee. W&D TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Akira v. Manson v. Devon Walters ~I'm gonna say Akira, for the hell of it. Cos I reckon he's a ringer.

TOXXICRU is like Motely Crue, but far better.

Oh, for some decent women wrestlers. That really WOULD make TNA stand apart from the WWE. (and your sig is right, Decemberist. Forest ARE still crap)

The thing is though Spike, is that I have never claimed to NOT be a spotmonkey. I'm just a SUCCESSFUL spotmonkey, which eases my conscience slightly.

Says the man who cut/pasted half of his Cruiserweight Title defences and halfway through the match would be fighting Sly instead of Kaine. Come on Spike, I like you and all, but that's a bit too much of the pot calling the kettle. As for me, I had two approaches in my time as Toxxic. The original was to work out the finish, then start at the entrances and work in. Very VERY occasionally I'd have some spots planned out, but not that often. I just wrote them as it came to me. Seemed to work well enough. The second approach consisted of me planning out the match beforehand with reference to each wrestlers' moveset, writing an abbreviated version of the match in the same document as I would eventually write the final version. Then I'd go back and just write over what I'd done, making it full-length. Oddly enough I rarely had to do much editing to fit my match into the word limit - by that time I just had a good grasp of how much action I could fit into how many words. The only time I really struggled with that was against Danny, where I found that I'd booked a lot more in than I could actually fit. The first time I debuted the second technique was against Maddix at From The Fire. I turned in a 16k match, when 'Maddix sux he i5 teh lozerz' would have done the trick. Bloody Maddix. In other news, when was the last time anyone say Muzz use a smiley?

I was going to do a music video regarding the World Title, like last year.

Christ, do you two fight over women in the OAOAST as well?

PLease pick ONE and ONE ONLY from each category (or as many as you'd like to vote in) and PM me your choices (in one PM, to save my inbox) before 12 noon, British Summer Time, Tuesday 20th September 2005. Everyone who has ever been a part of the SWF roster is allowed to vote ONCE and ONCE ONLY. I have the knowledge of all the bookers behind me to detect ringers (and to be honest, if you're going to use another identity to try and rig this you are sad beyond belief). Eyes down, look in. The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year NOMINEES: Toxxic Scott Pretzler Todd Cortez Spike Jenkins The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year NOMINEES: El Luchador Magnifico Ejiro Fasaki Danny Williams The Pay Per View Match of the Year Award NOMINEES: Toxxic vs. Scott Pretzler (Ground Zero London) Scott Pretzler vs. Wildchild (13th Hour) Scott Pretzler vs. Wildchild (Battleground) Clusterfuck (Clusterfuck 2005) Landon Maddix vs. Toxxic (Slay Ride) The Non-PPV Match of the Year Award NOMINEES: JJ Johnson vs. Scott Pretzler http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=72702&hl= Ejiro Fasaki vs. Toxxic http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1886925 Toxxic vs. Andrea Montgomery http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=62223&hl= Jay Hawke vs. Johnny Dangerous (International Title Finals, USJL Title match, link unknown) Wild & Dangerous vs. Martial Law vs. Arch Griffon & Manson http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=70225 The Feud of the Year Award NOMINEES: Landon Maddix vs. Todd Cortez Toxxic vs. Scott Pretzler Spike Jenkins vs. Tom Flesher Scott Pretzler vs. Wildchild The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler NOMINEES: Spike Jenkins Scott Pretzler Zyon Jay Hawke JJ Johnson The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Most Under-appreciated Wrestler NOMINEES: Spike Jenkins Todd Cortez Landon Maddix JJ Johnson Mak Francis Jay Hawke The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career NOMINEES: Sacred Mak Francis Mike Van Siclen GOdrea Toxxic Spike Jenkins The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year NOMINEES: Wild & Dangerous Spike Jenkins & Zyon Arch Griffon & Manson Toxxic & Spike Jenkins Spike Jenkins & Sean Davis The Midnight Carnival Cup - For Stable of the Year NOMINEES: Revolution Zero Martial Law The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year NOMINEES: Toxxic Scott Pretzler Spike Jenkins Jay Hawke El Luchador Magnifico The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year NOMINEES: Landon Maddix Todd Cortez Toxxic Wildchild Johnny Dangerous The Cyclone Comet Trophy - For Promo Writer of the Year NOMINEES: Toxxic Scott Pretzler Crimson Skull The William Hearford & Toxxic Trophy - For Rookie of the Year NOMINEES: Scott Pretzler Zyon The Nathaniel Kibagami Trophy - For Promo of the Year NOMINEES: Suicide King admits defeat http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=63514 Scott Pretzler lays the Smarkdown on the Pope http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1905923 ‘The Ends’ & ‘The Means’ (Spike Jenkins & Toxxic) http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=70587&hl http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=70597&hl ‘A Return to Glory’ (Crimson Skull) http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72272 ‘SWF.net Exclusive: Contract Signing!’ (Crimson Skull) http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72359 TITLEHOLDERS The Hville Thugg & Edwin MacPhisto Cup of Champions - For Best World Champion NOMINEES: Toxxic Landon Maddix Sacred Ejiro Fasaki Johnny Dangerous Danny Williams The Fallout ICTV Champion of the Year Award NOMINEES: Landon Maddix ‘The Icon’ Max King Johnny Dangerous The Thoth US Champion of the Year Award NOMINEES: David Cross Ace Lezaire Todd Cortez Sean Davis Landon Maddix Austin Sly Jay Hawke The Andrew Blackwell International Champion of the Year Award NOMINEES: Johnn Dangerous Landon Maddix Jay Hawke Arch Griffon The Grimedogg Hardcore Champion of the Year Award NOMINEES: Sean Davis Christian Fury Carnage Todd Cortez Insane Luchador JJ Johnson Manson Zyon Marcus Ward Bruce Blank The El Luchadore Magnifico Cruiserweight Champion of the Year Award NOMINEES: Ryan Dustin Spike Jenkins Scott Pretzler Wildchild Insane Luchador JJ Johnson GENERAL The Pay Per View of the Year Award NOMINEES: GROUND ZERO LONDON http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72332 GROUND ZERO VEGAS http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=72334 13TH HOUR http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=70916&hl= BATTLEGROUND http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...&hl=Clusterfuck FROM THE FIRE http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...15&hl=From+Fire CLUSTERFUCK http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=66473&hl= SLAY RIDE http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=64995&hl= ASHES 2 ASHES http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=63256&hl= GENESIS V http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=61247&hl= The Mayor McCheese Comedic Moment of the Year Award NOMINEES: Fuvolution http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=69910&hl= ‘Murder and Pimping in Romania’ http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=71341&hl= Pretzler & the Pope http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1905923 Danny meets Giant Baba http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=70225&hl= Calvinball http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...topic=67977&hl= Revolution Zero rap http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=70511 The Blazenwing Memorial Trophy - For “Tool” of the Year NOMINEES: Johnny Dangerous Perfect Bo Muhammed Koran The Stubby P. McWeed Trophy - For Booker of the Year NOMINEES: Chris Raynor Tom Flesher Mike Van Siclen

Pretzler debuted in February, Zyon... I dunno, May? Later?

So come out of the woodwork. Come on, you booked for all those years, it's time to put some EFFORT back in!

I'm afraid not, Todd (the only reason Spike/Davis and Davis/Toxxic got nominated is because Janus nominated all Rev-0 tag teams in lieu of W&D, so I picked the two that had won the straps). You can go back and check the nomination threads if you want.

Go. Read. Vote. (by PMing me, not in the thread itself)

Me, actually.

119. Sacred's plastic bowls 120. 'Rollercoaster of EVIL~!'

It took me over an hour to get this shit all sorted last night... and then the computer freaked out on me and I lost it. So it should be up sometime later tonight.

The problem with Masters keeping his Masterlock on Shawn through the pin means that, although he keeps his finisher intact, he's too dumb to realise he's about to lose a wrestling match. If you honestly want to keep the WRESTLER reasonably protected (as opposed to just his finisher), I'd advise against that.

An honourable mention should surely go to: Stupidest Moments in SWF History

Never, EVER trust ANYONE to job to you. In fact, never trust anyone to do anything. Always do it yourself just in case. Unless you have Muzz as tag team partner. He rocks as a tag partner.

You heard her.

I read that as 'the one with STDs'. Go me. 92. Silent vs Edwin, Genesis IV

You should also hopefully know that we beat your asses in the summer at it. What? It's yet another sport that my country invented that we suck at now. Allow us some small pleasures.

I'd like to point out at this juncture that the odds of getting a full match out of me and Card are roughly equivalent to Sven Goran Eriksson being hailed as the saviour of English football tomorrow morning. Landon will know what I'm talking about.

I'm always like this, period. And Bo - come back. The fed can always use new people, or indeed old people, or old people coming back as new people, or whatever.

*No-sells Kibs' birthday*