Toxxic

Consider it done.

Odd fact that I'm sure I've mentioned before: Toxxic was never meant to be a heel at the start. He was meant to be a clean-cut face, but when he lost (as I anticipated doing) he would get more and more bitter and self-destructive until he just wanted to hurt ANYONE and didn't care if it was him... and that way he'd start to win matches, by being too damn crazy to beat. As it was I lost once in my first 7 matches, we were short of any heels that weren't the Unnamed or Sacred, and Zed convinced me to turn in chat. So Toxxic the Arrogant Heel was born, giving me a thoroughly unoriginal heel character. Ah well, it seemed to work in the end. Wasted potential - how about Ryan Dustin? He was good, but disappeared after a while. And I was certainly a cult fan of Uncle Filthy.

Can I add Brian Warner to the England pool? He's my referee of choice these days.

See? EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But seriously - good promo. It goes a little further to explaining the changes in Landon's character and about how he was the 'de facto' face, and personally I think the fact that he now thinks the fans only ever cared about the fact he was against heels is a good reason to fully cement the heel turn in his eyes - before he was feeling hard done by with Todd and Megan and justified in his actions, now he's a DELIBERATE heel. So it's all good. Todd vs Landon is going to kick all kinds of ass.

J3, you know WAAAAAAAAAAY too much for someone as new as you are. To be fair I do too, but that's because I studied. Yes, I studied the history of an e-fed. Problem? I vote we have Divefire as ring announcer in Britain.

I WANTED RILEY AND COMET! THE ONLY FUCKING TEAM i CAN EVER WRITE!

I certainly haven't seen any sign of him Mags, not even early in the morning when he and i are sometimes both on.

*puts the lighter down and looks the other way, whistling nonchalantly*

Nah, I reckon he'll be defending his title against... someone. n00b vs n00b is my guess.

That has to be the best description of Landon (well, Landon's character anyway) ever.

The Danny Williams character is very distinct and I suppose... 'no nonsense' is the best way to put it. A sort of "You've said you'll beat me, well we'll see, now I'll go back to weightlifting" type thing. You couldn't build a whole fed out of characters like that, but when a lot of the rest of the upper card consists of verbose motherfuckers like me and Landon it's a refreshing change.

Faced Danny for the first time. Made him tap. Faced ELM for the first time. Made him tap. *Faces self in mirror and taps* I just keep getting there before you, don't I Landon No, seriously. A good promo from Landon to set it up, a suitably... Danny... promo from Danny in response, and now I'm waiting to see the match. Should be GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

For those not in the know: JET was first seen over a year ago when she ambushed Toxxic backstage whilst wearing a girl scout uniform when he was fighting Insane Luchador all over the Wachovia Center, and proceeded to kiss his face off. She became his girlfriend, and upon the formation of Revolution Zero became a highly effective manager for Spike Jenkins. Jet was a wrestler in training who was actually backstage at the Wachovia Center looking for a job. Earlier this year she elected to finish her training as a wrestler, and she did this with the help of... CHRIS CARD, the old character of former World Champion Va'aiga. I don't know if Card ever got out of the JL, but after Va'aiga abandoned Va'aiga Chris Card came back, supposedly under remit from the Suicide King to find the 'next big thing' for the SWF. After a failed experiment with a French wrestler called Said (also known as 'La Sensation Senegalese', or as Toxxic called him, 'la sensational mayonnaise') when Card found out that he couldn't actually write the style he'd created for Said, he took Landon Maddix under his wing. RL Chris Card left the fed for various reasons but Landon kept Card as his heelish manager. In autumn last year it emerged that Suicide King was ACTUALLY paying Card not to groom Maddix for the main event but to keep him FROM it, and Landon aligned himself with Grand Slam and turned face as result, after punching out Card when Card attempted to silence Megan Skye (who'd caught on). Early this year Toxxic grew frustrated with his inability to actually, you know, WRESTLE, and so brought in Card (also from Nottingham) to train him. Card hung around for a while, but after Toxxic had gained a greater understanding (if nowhere near a mastery) of mat wrestling he left to train Jet at his academy. NATASHA was Card's manager when he was an active wrestler, and now is his business associate (NOT his girlfriend).

2-1 Toxxic, actually. Spike's interference resulted in the 3rd match being postponed. The Hardcore match became the 3rd match, and this is now the 4th match.

It's gotta be Cyclone Comet. That would rule. And JJ - if I said 'loif' I'd sound like a farmer. If I said 'hlife' I'd sound posh.

You mean like 'American' Football? Yeah, maybe. I'm with Landon on the 'cricket in the background' thing. Fish 'n chips is nice though. As for pronounciation, I worked very hard as a child to eliminate my posh accent. As I result, I now sound merely middle-class.

I have no idea what an English muffin is. The only sort of muffin I know is a round cakey thing with a vaguely mushroom appearance.

Difficult to describe. A crumpet is a round item, perhaps the diameter of an average jam jar and maybe 1cm thick. It has a spongy texture and is usually toasted or grilled to make it hot and slightly crispy before your choice of topping is applied. I recommend jam.

I thought the thing about Vader was that his stuff looked stiff because it WAS stiff? As fuck?

Regal was wrestling on the British indies nearly 20 years ago, my girlfriend has his autograph from when she went to see local stuff when she was 5.

No, I wasn't being sarcastic. I honestly believe that becase you spelt a word wrong in a subsequent post, you are a lousy booker. What ho, old chap. *Has a crumpet*

'Good card'... 'good comments'... Ladies and gentlemen, Muzz has achieved his true vocation of motivational speaker. Yeah, I'm scared too.

You just spelt 'important' wrong. You're a lousy booker.

Now I can't work out if I'm meant to be face or heel. Sure, I'm facing a heel... but I'm an Englishman in France. So it's a tough one. In other news, Muzz made a good call - now things have been changed up a bit to allow for storyline requirements, it IS a good card.

Build-up promos are always good. Let's see what he brings to the table IN THA RING~!