Toxxic

Come on Spike, like Flesher said, it's not like everyone's talking about another match. We're just talking about shit, as usual. We're all interested to see who wins. I certainly am. How else am I supposed to know who's arse to kick on Sunday?

Silly Drea. Tryst is from Barnsdale in Yorkshire. Toxxic vs Card would be the battle of the Nottinghamans... but Card is currently Toxxic's trainer, so no go there!

I think your eyes are funny.

I don't know what the problem is. Toxxic has no problem understanding JJ at all. Must be that whole psychic business.

*Marks out for fucking Crusen* And David, don't start with the Pepsi because I'm a Coke man. I can foresee a long and bloody feud between the British Teetotallers ensuing, climaxing with a Six-Pack On A Pole match.

Damn, I'm good with those disguised voices, aren't I?

The Hooligans it is. A bunch of lager louts, that's us (except me and Dace, who don't drink. And Aecas, who drinks Guinness. I can't remember offhand what Card drinks, but I think he's partial to Guinness too). Right. 'Ooligans. Sor'id.

Sounds like it was his fault to me. I'm not an expert on that time in wrestling, but if the facts you're giving are true then yes, Flair WAS responsible. And Vyce, thank you for completely ignoring my argument about not having an Anti-American heel get too strong. Please read beyond the first sentence next time if you're going to debunk something.

Pity Flesher wasn't impressed enough to realise that Pretzler's five years older than Toxxic...

I want Jack Nicholson to turn up to Smarkdown as Ejiro's anger management counsellor.

Well, voting's open. I don't care who else you vote for, but please use one of your ten votes for me. Whether or not I 'deserve' to win, if I get a long way it'll raise our profile just a little bit more.

Johnny, how do you edit tag team stats?

As long as you're aware that you have to write matches rather than roleplay, it's all good Welcome into the British Mafia - I think it's only me and Landon now, and Landon doesn't really count because his character's a Spanish-American. *holds Landon down some more*

Hi back atcha. I am this fed's Triple H. Only with more eyeliner. Welcome aboard - so are you the newest member of the British Mafia, or merely a foreign imposter?

I don't think Hassan's push or lack thereof will have anything to do with HHH. It's all to do with the fact that you can't have the Anti-American going over too strong. He has to be made to look foolish. No-one EVER made Lesnar look foolish, at least not in his original push. Because Hassan is stereotyped into this jingoistic, racist character he can't be allowed to get too successful unless it should start to send out the message that the USA might not be (God forbid!) the greatest country in the world.

Bradshaw is an twat. I don't give a fuck about 'riling up the crowd', he was performing the signature salute of A MASS-MURDERING FUCKHEAD AND HIS FOLLOWERS. What's more, he was doing it in Germany where it is ACTUALLY ILLEGAL. Shawn Michaels is a twat, and not just for that. We all know Michaels is a twat. If Benoit did what has been reported (made Hassan buy drinks for disagreeing with Slaughter) then that was out of order. I haven't heard anything else of a similar nature about him, but if there are more incidents then yes, Benoit is a twat too. Eddy had a substance misuse problem. His actions were unwise and irresponsible. Doesn't necessarily make him a dick. If he had been drink-driving for the sheer hell of it then yup, chalk him up as a twat, and one of the biggest at that. As it was he should have got someone else to drive him.

Damn right. He sits out on the powerbomb.

Me likey. Landon is still an egomaniac, Todd is still putting up with him and they might JUST be more on the same page than W&D. This should be interesting...

I get #3 heat without actually being on the show. That's what you call hatred. And please note that Rev-0 tops the heat list! Nice one Dub-Cee, and not just for that. It's kind of amusing to watch all the jobbers and retirees beating each other up in dark matches.

*Polishes title belt* Although the last time I WON it against competition was back in September vs Taamo and Janus.

I am? Shit...

^ Bloody hell, I sure do pick 'em don't I?

J3 should speak, just very occasionally to REALLY make a point and in a hoarse, breathy stage-whisper type way. Man, throat injuries are a real BUMMER aren't they?

I have voted for myself, and will keep doing so, because dammit I don't want someone from another fed going in if I can get in instead. Everyone else should vote repeatedly for Maddix. Let's show some solidarity, people.