Toxxic

*snorts* Fruitcake.

Happy birthday to Tryst!

"You're a bad boy. You haven't been taking your... medication..." *injects self*

Wrong, actually. I kicked out of the MI Slam in Johnny's match, leading to one of my infamous schiz's since it stated in my stats that I'd never kick out of a finisher (don't worry boys and girls, I'm working on getting less anal). It was the Shooting Johnny Press that actually put me away.

Not one to brag, but seeing as I wrestled on Storm, and didn't wrestle on Smarkdown... I'M JOKING! *runs*

Hey now, whoah whoah whoah there. You give Pretzler more heat than ME? That Number One Heat spot is MINE dammit, and if I don't get it back next show I'll write a cameo where you become Cortez' manservant! Or a gun.

I know they don't like each other, I was trying to get over that they knew they'd have to at least work together sometimes to stop me and Pretzler from entirely owning the match. In the end, your inability to work as a team is what allowed us to get the win.

As in his own. J/k Well, it weren't exactly a masterpiece.

TOXX COMMENTZOR ON N00BS MATCH OMG!!!!11! First off, big up to JJJ for giving the commentators some character. It’s that sort of thing that sets you apart. Now, King was one of the greatest heels of all time and known as a slimy, evil and highly intelligent piece of work so maybe he should be made to look stupid so easily, but I don’t find LDP and King ANYWHERE as easy to write as Riley and Comet, so I’m not one to talk. The entrance. Good descriptions here (I like the throwaway line about the ‘lackey’ - you do sound a bit like Landon, actually), but I don’t know about referencing Daniels and Raven. Yes, they’re well-known wrestlers, but it’d be as easy to say that his robes look like that of a preacher, and call it a ‘crucifix’ pose or something. I think there’s an unwritten rule that we’re the only federation that exists or something. Although people still ‘WHOO!’ for a knife-edge chop. But the same thing goes for the La Resistance remark. A decent opening sequence here which highlights that JJJ seems to have the physical advantage but Ordonez can be a wily veteran. I’d suggest that you read through your work before submitting it so stuff like ‘essentially controlling neutralising Ced’s ability to move’ doesn’t happen, but we all do that. King is the heel commentator. He’ll be cheering for you, no matter what the circumstances, while Longdogger might offer grudging praise but not much more. (note: I later see that King is cheering for you. Maybe I just read that bit wrong) Again, you compare JJJ to real wrestlers which just grates a bit on me, but still. I REALLY like the two headscissors spot for no real reason other than it’s just good - the face fails the first time, so he does it again! I think it would have been even better if you’d actually had Ordonez succeed, but then again he isn’t an active competitor and you are so what the hey. Don’t like the kip-up after he’s just gone through the air to the floor. Seems a bit too much of a no-sell at that point. You’ve already sold us the fact that he came off much better from that move than Ced. It does demonstrate his athleticism well though. By the time we get to the flying Fameasser-to-hurricanrana spot I think you’ve overused the ‘he does this… no he doesn’t’ spot. That’s the roundhouse, the headscissors and this that you did that with. Every now and then will work, as will hinting, but flat out saying that something has happened and then saying that it didn’t just grates with me a little. Again, this is only my opinion so take it for what it’s worth. Finally, a good ending sequence. The false finish gave me a heart attack when I skimmed the show earlier because I thought Ced had actually returned! Two drop toeholds just doesn’t seem like a particularly ‘fluid’ sequence, especially since it’s normally used as a momentum counter rather than a move that you actually set someone up for. The two snap suplexes works much better and is a good setup for the Frostbite. I also like the ‘nearly-nearly’ getting to the ropes part, then dragging him back. And the continual use of the little kid is amusing. All in all, I’ve seen far, FAR worse debuts. Nice work - you could easily go far!

World Championship Toxxic © vs. Todd Cortez ~Does Martial Law actually still exist? If so, what happened to Clark? This at more, on the news at ten. Cruiserweight Title “The Critic” Scott Pretzler © vs. Wildchild ~I don't envy the marker, that's for sure. Three guesses who I'm backing though. And since you've only got two choices, most of you SHOULD be able to get the correct answer. World Title Contendership – Pure Rules “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis Special Referee: Tom Flesher ~Spike will write a good opening half, then rush the ending, which will end with Francis winning cheaply and the rubber match at the PPV... which they will both no-show. God I'm getting pessimistic in my old age. Cruiserweight Match Ejiro Fasaki vs. “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke ~Anyone remember 'Wild' Coy West, Alan Clark and the Wiggles? God... yeah, Ejiro wins. Singles Match Arch Griffon vs. Li’l Buck ~Silly Tom. Li'l Buck is a gangsta, not a rapper! And a pimp gangsta too! Either way it's Drea, which means I pick her in fear of low-flying octopi. You Jerk That Curtain! Manson vs. JJ Johnson ~Hmm. I'll say Triple J as he's newand HUNGRY~ and Manson is old and relatively well-fed. Although MANSONOSITY might swing it. It sure swings me.

Oh yeah...

Happy Birthday Annie. Wherever you are.

They have said that they'll review the selection process if they get more than 14 in, as 'the people' will decide nd it'll be decided by majority vote. Which means that if I even get in we'd all better throw our weight behind Landon (since he got in first try) to make sure that a split vote doesn't mean both me and him go out. As for Korgath's remark - well, whether or not we write in a way that these judges like, at least you, me, Drea and Landon have a basic grasp of grammar which is more than most of these 13 year-old retards.

Great booking overall, but I think I've found a hole in it right here. Namely, merely extending the shitty wrestling you see in Smackdown main events. But if we accept that the best wrestlers on the brand are never going to get main event pushes (or another main event push in the case of Eddie) then yeah, your scenario works well.

Oh, I'm going in again. What, you think I'd let you be better than me at something Landon? Nah. You can win for all I care, but I'm buggered if a guy like Sugar Shane Fucking Perry gets in before me.

Is it wrong to tell you that I've finished? And Tom, if you are coming back... well, first I'd be surprised as your reffing a match. Secondly despite the fact that it'd signal the immediate end of my World Title reign, I'd mark like a little fucking bitch. I still reckon it's Janus though *crosses fingers*

How about against a crooked hooker? Oh and Sly, if you still have received no stats then give me a PM if you know who it is you're facing, i have LOADS of old stats lying around on my HD so unless it's someone from well over a year ago I might be able to help out...

Tom - if in doubt due to high wordlimits, put Toxxic over. It's a formula that never fails! *shakes fist at Raynor for a pointless Fatal Four-Way* You'll pay for this, Carnie!

No prediction for the main event Johnny? Or do we assume you go with WC?

The uncharitable might proffer the notion that not reading the match card is ACTUALLY the kiss of death... but I'm content to heap the blame on Stryke. Yeah. Go Stryke.

Oh my God. He's coming back. CLOSE THE AIRPORTS! NOW!

I've witnessed it before, and it is good. But... Edwin as a heel? Bizarre...

::CRACK!:: The crowd, as one, erupts!! Happy birthday, Grand Slam!

The Main Event Fatal Fourway Match Wildchild vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez vs. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs. Toxxic ~I'm going to be writing this as Aries vs Shelley vs Punk vs Stryker. Yeah, bitches. World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match Pure Wrestling Rules "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher ~Given what happened in the last match, I'm thinking Mak may take this - his character is betters suited to Pure Wrestling anyway. SWF Belt Tournament - Championship Match Johnny Dangerous vs. Jay Hawke ~Jay Hawke is good, but I don't see him beating Johnny. I mean come on, Johnny beat me! He's that good! Only good people beat me! Well... and Clark. What's happened to Clark, anyway? But yeah, all pseudo-arrogance aside: Johnny. I further predict that it will be renamed the Barracuda Belt. Magical Mystery Match Austin Sly vs. ??? ~I know who I WANT it to be, and if it is then Sly is toast. Otherwise... well I know Sly's got a lot going on at the minute, so he may well not find time to write anyway. Non-Title Match Insane Luchadore vs. Mohammed Koran ~GO IL! GO IL! Come on folks, he's regularly showing! Opening Bout JJ Johnson vs. Ced Ordonez ~Ah, the now-traditional 'newbies get a jobber to crush' match. I hope Ced referees the match as well.

Note for IL: unless it's a PPV Main Event, when I still use Kivell, all my referees now are British Football Association referees - generally from the Premiership (the best league, where Manchester United and so on are), although D'Urso is from the Championship (second-best league, where both Nottingham and my hometown of Ipswich currently are). Card told me to use him, but I think he wanted me to ref bump him as I believe he made some controversial decisions against Nottingham Forest recently. But thanks for the comments, you're taking over nicely from Dace! I'd comment, but I have 7k words to bash out by Wednesday...