Toxxic

I'd like to say that from what little I really know of your active contributions to this fed, they have been pretty damn impressive. Thanks for all the work you put in, thanks for letting your character be the target for Toxxic's newly heel-turned wrath... and, oddly enough, thanks for booking me in the match I hated. When I found out that I was booked in my first ever tag match with a non-showing Jimmy Liston vs you and fellow Former World Champ Tom Flesher and Flesher informed me that you'd done it to 'put me over' but you still wrote to win... I admit I was a bit narked. But I ended up using that as momentum for Toxxic's character which worked out well for me, even if not for everyone else Cheers Grand Slam. Hope you hang around.

Lesnar vs Holly was a bit different, because it was always booked that Lesnar was scared of Holly because Holly was trying to break his neck. In the ring, in a wrestling environment, Lesnar came out on top simply because he was portrayed as being a better wrestler. Lesnar didn't want to get into the ring with Holly because he thought Holly would ignore the rules and try to cripple him. Lesnar vs Undertaker would see Lesnar forced to run and hide from big scary Taker, then get walked over in a wrestling match. There's a difference.

Brock was a good wrestler and was so physically imposing it was unreal. Anyone remember his standing belly-to-bellys where he just chucked the guy over his head? Realistic, because it was Lesnar. F5-ing the big Show? Yup. Running powerbombing the Big Show? Uh-huh. If WWE were to bring him back as a monster, whether monster face or monster heel, I'd start watching regularly again. If they bring him back as whiny cowardly heel... go fuck themselves. Lesnar is a monster - he can't be anything else.

I'd like a part in the movie as 'The Graduate'. But I'm replacing Mrs Robinson with Superstar's sister.

*slaps Dace around the head* Bad Brummie! *loses arm*

So who're we waiting for?

*awaits a double no-show* Ah well, that'll make my PPV easier.

“No way.” Toxxic is lying back on his hotel bed, hands behind his head and looking at the ceiling. Jet looks around from the TV in mild surprise at the non sequitur. “Say what?” “He’s not Van Siclen,” the straight-edger says, still staring up at the ceiling. “Ghost, I mean. I know Spike and Sean had already said that, but now I’ve wrestled him I can see what they mean. No way is that Van Siclen. He’s not big enough. Some cruiserweight in a mask...” “I thought you’d worked out it was Ryan Dustin,” Jet says, turning her attention back to the TV where some Japanese men are against all logic trying to eat noodles doused in a mixture of vinegar and treacle. A crumpled piece of newspaper flies over her head and lands neatly in her lap; the dreadlocked beauty unfolds it and scans down until she finds the circled article. “Riiiiight...” she says after a minute. “So this newspaper from Texas says that ‘SWF Superstar’ Ryan Dustin’s been in alcohol rehab for the past two months?” “Yup,” Toxxic acknowledges from the bed. “It’s not him. Good idea of Sacred’s, but it just doesn’t pan out. Someone Spike knows sent him that article, and the paper’s apparently reliable.” “Oh well,” Jet sighs, not particularly interested in the identity of the mysterious masked man, “I suppose we’ll find out sooner or later. In the meantime, you’ve already beaten him in tag matches twice, haven’t you? Oh, and how do you suppose Sacred will do two-out-of-three against Landon?” After a couple of seconds Jet realises that her question isn’t being answered, and she twists around in her seat to see her boyfriend’s face contorted in thought. “I don’t know,” he answers eventually. “They’re both good, no doubt about it, but...” Abruptly the Straight-Edge Sensation sits up and reaches over the edge of the bed; Jet recognises that her boyfriend is going for his video and DVD collection, but is somewhat surprised when she sees the title that is thrown over his shoulder onto the covers.. “Clusterfuck 2004?” she asks. “What happened then?” “Sacred vs Maddix, Version 1,” Toxxic answers, hauling himself back onto the bed and picking the DVD up. “Sacred won that one. I need to be prepared for either of them.” Something seems to occur to the World Champion, and he pauses in slotting the DVD into the player. “I need to speak to Sacred, too...”

*prepares himself as best he can* OK guys, put the defibrilators on standby.

I'm at work, so brief; congrats to Spike and King, BIG UP TO IL FOR ACTUALLY WRITING, WOOOH! And I accept full responsibility for the Ced dive-onto-wrestlers, but I needed a bit of fun for the match. Be grateful I didn't take Fury over to the internet table and Stunner him through the Goddamn Internet. PLease note however, that I opened the match with some chain-wrestling. Yeah bitches. I have basic technical knowledge now. FLEE!

Doesn't answer my question though. I still reckon Dace would have been clotheslining Toxxic out of his boots right from the start. Never mind. *refuses to grant Dace emotional artistic licence* Hah.

COLD FRONT CLASSIC FINALS 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH #1 Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. #3 Sacred ~Well, since Landon is looking unconfident, I'm going to go with stable pride and say Sacred. But seriously, this could go either way so easily. TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Revolution Zero (Toxxic and Sean Davis, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. Hollywood Boulevard (Ghost and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez) ~ Sarah's pretty much taking this one on due to me having virtually no time to write. I wish her luck, and i honestly don't know who's going to win. HARDCORE MATCH Danny Dagda (accompanied by the Rockettes) v. Carnage ~I don't know who the Rockettes are, and I still say Carnage. If IL wrote twice in a row I think I'd die of a coronary. It'd be worth it though. HOLY HELL MATCH "The Icon" Max King v. Manson v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Spike COULD win this, but to be honest I'm thinking King will come out on top simply through trying harder.

*Recalls Dace bitching about how I disrespected the German suplex and the elbow smash in our first match, citing fed history that I knew nothing about as I'd only been here for a month or so.* Say what you want, I STILL don't see how you thought using Va'aiga's Lariat could legitimately be more effective than a regular Dace clothesline. Same guy, same Strength 8 value, same hatred of Toxxic... wouldn't he be hitting me as hard as he could EVERY time?

Please, please, we're talking baby steps here. Besides, logical progression of chain wrestling in a 3-way tag? C'mon. Now a singles match I might be able to manage that... if it wasn't that Toxxic has virtually no mat wrestling ability.

For future reference - consider Jet to be active for Women's matches, plus tagging with Toxxic if other Rev-0ers aren't available. And yeah, bring the OATTOASTers in - if one manages to win it then we'll have a new member. Johnny - the only reason I win everything is because I'm always involved.

Dude, I count four plancha variations...one from a REFEREE...right after the bell. I'm no Danny Williams, but if I were I'd say 'that ain't no damn chain wrestling, fool'. Read the first part of the match where there's only two men in the ring together. Cross and Cortez. I'm not saying the chain-wrestling sequence is GOOD, but it's there.

If I lose to Landon or Sacred and won't be getting a rematch - count me in for the 'fuck.

He does. He means he'll be back a bit after 2am.

I look at this. Then I look at Toxxic/Kibagami, which was nominated (I can't remember by who, possibly by Spike, bless him) for Feud of the Year 03-04, which can be summed up like this: YOU BEAT ME YOU BASTARD! *CRACK!* HA-HA! Flesher, when the HELL are those awards going to be done?

Foolish Dub-Cee. As a military man you should know that one man cannot comfort a close friend who has gone through excessive trauma, including at least one of them shedding tears, without the pair enjoying copious amounts of gratuitous BUTT-sex. 'Twould not be right otherwise.

NEXT: THE ADVENTURES OF WILD & DANGEROUS IN MONGOLIA. Or sommat. I tell you, you two had better bloody well come back after all this, sunshine.

I'm calling opening promo, since no-one else has it yet and I'm an attention whore.

*sells the Gore* And where in that post did you say that either of your promos was about the tournament final, Landon? You could be promoing about the War on Terror, for all we know. *goes back to selling the Gore*

MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Team ANGER (Christian Fury and David Cross) © vs. Hollywood Boulevard (Todd Cortez and Ghost) vs. Revolution Zero (Sean Davis and Toxxic) BATTLE OF THE BEHEMOTHS Carnage vs. "The Icon" Max King OBLIGATORY HARDCORE MATCH FEATURING DANNY DAGDA Danny Dagda vs. Manson CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Kaine

Whlistling is illegal in five states, I'll have you know. *runs*