Toxxic

OK, here's the deal. World Champions have not been defending the belt. This sucks. I will be defending the belt. The Toxxic Open Challenge (check the opening promo of SD if you haven't a clue what I'm wittering on about) is LEGIT. Unless I have other plans for the show in question, I will be defending the title against anyone who has had 5 or more SWF matches, and whom I have not defeated in a world title match before. I already know who I want to face on Lockdown, but the moment the Lockdown card goes up it's open season for Smarkdown - THE FIRST PERSON FITTING THE BILL TO PM ME AFTER THE LOCKDOWN CARD GOES UP WILL GET THEIR SHOT ON SMARKDOWN. And this will continue as long as I have the belt, have not defeated you all or am not very, very tired...

Exactly. You may be losing, but you've had enough matches and you've been promoing like crazy. So you'd be in good contention for a shot. And Supes - if I defeat Johnny I think I will equal the amount of successful title defences this year. Scary, huh?

Update: I'm changing the rules slightly (because I can). I will be reviewing the PMs that are in my inbox when i first check it after each card goes up, and will be SELECTING an opponent from there based on how much they've been doing with their character. As in showing, promos, etc. So get writing people. Promos are good and give people insight into your character. *raising workrate by offering free title shots*

Revolution Zero are now recruiting for someone to be a fucking alarm clock/reminder service for Mr Jenkins.

Since no-one else got to it first - i call opening promo. Again. Yeah, just call me Triple H.

Basically it's the current stats list minus Chance Silver, Rob Gilbert and Petey. And Strangler, on the small chance you forgot my booking request, skip to the end of my overlong promo for a reminder. (Just making sure)

I say again, a sexy Japanese chick would get over INSTANTLY as a face, but we'd need to see a bit more of her less self-assured side in the ring first.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Most pop culture these days is effluent. I wouldn't get too worried about it. On a similar note though, in all my time out at rock clubs (and that's a good five years' worth now) I've only seen about a dozen total non-white people. Asian, oriental, black, whatever. Yet go to a hip-hop club and EVERYONE'S into it. Bizarre, considering it sucks.

Not tr00? How so?

I can see it now. The Wembley screwjob... Right, so instead of turning up in the OAOAST as world champion I instead go in on a massive contract, fade into midcard obscurity before being injured when Landon's jobber kicks me in the head. I'll then write (semi-justified) shit about Flesher and King for years in The Sun, and always be rumoured for Genesis but never actually show up.

Not at all, WC. I was merely attempting to educate you on the finer points of sub-cultural diversity Besides, both punk and goth have been around more or less as long as you... (this reminds me of an Alexi Sayle lecture on kung-fu movies : 'Long white robes - goodie. Long white hair... baddie')

Would someone care to explain to WC the difference between a punk and a Goth? Dace is a Goth. Aecas is a Goth. Toxxic is a punk. A slightly gothic punk, but a punk nonetheless. And you can tell this because his entrance music is not done by a band called Death.

If that happens I'm jumping with the title to the OAOAST and proclaiming myself 'The Real World's Champion'. WHOOO, bitches.

Whoat for Flesher! Yeah! Toxx-"I love a good monkey"-ic

Incidently, since I BROKE THE CURSE~! of the SWF Title, I call opening promo. Prepare for an announcement that will rock the fed to its core and pave the way for a new era of opportunity. Alternatively, I might gloat for five minutes. We'll just have to see.

I think you just answered your own question there.

You heard the name... it's AIDAN REDMOND Bitches. Heh, nice promo Kibs. I'm looking forward to this guy, you've got his character well-defined already. PLus, I get put over, so it's all good.

*looks Spike up and down* Really?

Landon, if you really want I can drive the 100-ish miles to your house and drench you in the stuff. Now shut up, COUNTRY TRAITOR!

What? Is that dastard Chris Card not working entirely for Landon's benefit!? The rascal! Fie, I cry, fie! Then again, Landon is a dastard too, so double fie! I dunno. Sometimes you've just gotta go Medieaval But hey, nice promo, and we're certainly getting some INTRIGUE~ developing nicely.

Hey, at least it didn't happen. More by luck than judgement, still, but never mind. I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, LANDON... *strokes white cat with metal hand*

Well, allow me to channel someone else in return: *raises eyebrow* Toxxic: WHO... IN THE BLUE HELL... ARE YOU? Dustin: I'm Ryan Du- Toxxic: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! Thank you. We now return you to your scheduled predictions.

That's a damn money match - two of the top heels in the fed? i'm thinking that has to be PPV. No way do we give the humanoids that much reason to hate two wrestlers for free.

I voted for Candace/Xavier. I admit it. No. I actually voted for Flesher, because he voted for me- I mean... *thinks quickly*, erm yeah, it was a great match! No seriously, it is. Even if, of all the moves he could choose to steal from Spike, the Ratings Grabber is the least likely. But still, it had a GREAT comment from Comet afterwards so I really don't care.