Toxxic

Well, that makes sense at least. I'll take it as that anyway.

Yeah, but if this is done on February I've got this exalted status by simply showing up against four no-shows (I think). I beat NOBODY to get this. Besides, I've already got a title, and I want to give Aecas his rematch. So I've got til the 12th - do I have to take the shot on the next show booked? Or can it wait for a week or two, or what? Ahh, maybe I won't bother. If I actually won, I'd be the most over-pushed rookie ever. And if I didn't, it'd be kind of pointless. I'll keep you posted. Or PM'd, as the case may be.

Nice - Duran pushing for a run at the World Title following his defeat of Janus, perhaps?

So hang on a minute. You're saying that if I want, I can have a go at ANYONE's title, in WHATEVER stipulation I choose? Whoah. How long do I have to make up my mind?

German suplex off the top to the outside through a barbed wire table? i'd be LEGALLY DEAD~ But that match rocked. Must have been a close call on it. And you'll get your rematch, my friend.

That was a goddamn awesome show. Big up to all those who won, particularly Wild and Dangerous - that tag team match was EXACTLY what tag team wrestling should be, in my book - fast-paced action, stunning doubleteams and excitement all the way. Dace beating Danny was great too, even if it would have been better if it was someone returning in order to bolster the roster a bit. And i want to know how the heck I won. But i did - which now means Toxxic's gonna have to DEFEND the damn thing. Poor guy.

1. World Title (Raw) Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels vs. HHH © God knows. They've been trying to push Michaels as the face, but then he'd probably defend against Benoit at Backlash in Canada, and that will make him uber-heel... so Benoit. I hope to God. With the crossface on HHH's tapping ass. 2. WWE Title (Smackdown) Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero © Eddie 3. Handicap Match : Mick Foley/Rock vs. Ric Flair/Batista/Randy Orton Gotta be Rock 'n' Sock. 4. Kane vs. Undertaker Taker, alas. 5. Fatal Four way for the WWE tag titles (Smackdown) – APA vs. WGTT (Haas/Benjamin) vs. Basham Brothers vs. Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty © Too Cool II retain if they plan to have ANY respect for the belts. But hey, they're on Too Cool II, so maybe not. 6. Fatal Four was for the World Tag Titles (Raw) – Dudleys vs. Lance Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. La Resitance vs. Rob Van Dam/Booker T © Dudleys in New York = Dudleys win. but then again that'd completely screw over Booker and Rob... unless one turns on the other. Yes I know it'd still screw 'em, but it'd at least give them something to do. 7. Hair vs. Title – Molly Holly vs. Victoria © Molly by... ahh, to hell with it. Molly via a Stevie Richards heel turn~! 8. Cruiserweight Open – Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon, Tajiri, Jamie Knoble, Sho Funaki, Nunzio, Shannon Moore, Akio, and Chavo Guerrero © Chavito 9. Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar Lesnar 10. Playboy Evening Gown Match - Sable/Torrie vs. Miss Jackie/Stacy I really don't give a flying fuck unless they all get completely naked. And I would only care about Stacy even if they did. 11. US Championship – John Cena vs. Big Show © Cena. 12. Christian vs. Chris Jericho Y2J

I can just see it now. The day after Mania: Molly: O-K "Creative" guys, what happens now? I've got a really short haircut, what do you have planned for me? Creative: ... Er... we were meant to have something planned for you? Molly: Huh? Creative: No, this whole hair stip was just a way to make Austin look badass by arguing with Bischoff and pushing you around, cos Austin's been booked really weak lately with Lesnar being the first person to lay a finisher on him since last year. Molly: So you didn't think about what came afterwards? Creative: Uhh... no. Tell you what... Molly: This had better be good... Creative: You've got short hair... you can be a lesbian! Yeah! A psycho-bitch lesbian that not only wants Vicky's title, you want in her pants as well! Victoria(coming in): Hey, no offence Molly, but I'm leaving this company now before they shave ME bald too. Enjoy the belt!

I wouldn't mind Big Show keeping it if he'd actually defended the damn thing more than once. But no, Cena gets it.

I'd just like to add a darkhorse mention for the Dudleys, who I believe might sneak into the top three. They got an INSANE reaction on Heat, and they'll be in their hometown for Mania. So they might pull out a surprise. My picks would be Taker followed by Eddie and then either the Dudleys or Rock.

Then your cock should beware of my mongooses. No, seriously, I'm glad for you. I have no idea how that would be useful, but I'm sure it is. And it made me laugh.

^ I have no idea what the hell The Czech Republic is going on about.

Well... the only time we have interpromotional matches in the WWE anytime soon is WMXX, and this is the WWE folder, so I'd say it's fairly obvious what he's talking about.

The head announcer of each brand calls the match in which their "superstar" is face. So Ross/Tazz get Goldberg/Lesnar, and Cole/Lawler get Taker/Kane. Then Heenan comes back and gives them all the Stunner.

^ Is prepared to commit perjury to improve my reputation.

^ Does bargain deals on piss bowing.

I'm happy you're happy.

My only wrestling shirt is a Jeff Hardy "Beware of Falling Objects" one. Which I had to buy because a) I'm a Jeff Hardy mark, or would be if he wasn't a druggie, and b) it was just damn funny. Plus it isn't overtly wrestling-related.

I'd agree - if that didn't mean a Taker/Kane feud lasting 8 MONTHS. Not necissarily. THey could have them feud foranother month...then the problem of being on different rosters rears it's ugly head...they feud with other people for a bit...then shortly before Survivor Series...one guy moves to the other roster, allowing them to finish their feud. Mmm... contrived...

I'd agree - if that didn't mean a Taker/Kane feud lasting 8 MONTHS.

Who actually gives a shit how old anyone is? If you think someone's whiny, so be it. If you make judgements on a person based on how old they are rather than on any information you may have gathered about them or on opinions you've otherwise formed, more fool you. Personally, I reckon AS is forty at least. But I also don't really care.

When O'Haire was on Smackdown last year he sucked in-ring. Then Piper left, O'Haire got dropped to Velocity "until they found something to do with him" - and improved. Seriously. He's had some pretty good matches on Velocity for the timescale they get and has improved remarkably, not only in ringwork but also his charisma whilst wrestling. The guy was meant to be an evil heel, but was starting to get face pops whilst bashing people around. Oh, and his charisma in interviews is not in question. The guy has good mic skills, a FANTASTIC look (I don't normally give a shit about "look", but he has it so hey) and is decent in the ring. Personally I'd like to see him in a programme with Cena. Cena would sell like a bitch for the power moves, O'Haire would provide a big foe to Cena to eventually overcome, and they could cut some decent promos. The ring work wouldn't be stellar but it'd be acceptable and hey - that's what Angle/Eddie is for.

What in the hell is that suppose to mean? That a tag match should feature both team members? And that WC's had a lot on his plate recently and might not be able to make it if something goes wrong? I think that what Johnny's trying to say is that quote seems to suggest that he can't win unless I carry him... which, quite frankly, offends me, too; I have a damned good tag team partner, thank you very much. Yeah, I know that's what it might look like at first glance, but I don't think it was meant that way. What I THINK IL meant was that if, say, Johnny writes his half and then you get hit by something unexpected and can't write in time (and your retirement from singles competition does indicate that you are rather busier than most of the roster - perils of responsibiltiy I guess) then Johnny would have a rush job on his hands trying to finish the match. Of course, the same goes for every tag team I guess, but it might be more reasonable to expect a sudden spanner in the works for you given what you have told us. You know, next time I'm going to let other people defend their own damn dubious comments.

What in the hell is that suppose to mean? That a tag match should feature both team members? And that WC's had a lot on his plate recently and might not be able to make it if something goes wrong? MAIN EVENT TWO STRAIGHT FALLS MATCH, WORLD TITLE Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Va'aiga ~Well, if Graps is no-showing the ICTV match to fully focus on this one... I think I still have to give it to Va'aiga. JUST. Dace Night vs ??? ~Dace. Go Brits! GRUDGE MATCH STREET FIGHT HVille Thugg vs Alan Clark ~Clark, since the entire purpose of this is to retire Thugg and put Clark over. HARDCORE TITLE 200 LIGHT TUBES MATCH Aecas vs Toxxic ~Aecas owns my arse. CAGE MATCH John Duran vs Janus ~Janus, I think. STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs Jamie "Jay Dawg" Drazon ~Annie, I reckon. USJL TITLE MATCH Sacred vs "Coyote" Coy West ~Coy's beaten just about everyone of late, including Dace F'n Night in a hardcore match. But I think Sacred will bring the goods. TAG TEAM TITLES Wild and Dangerous vs The House of Todd ~I think the House of Todd will sneak this. ICTV TITLE MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Insane Luchador ~IL, apparently.

I'll take that bet.