Toxxic

I thought Khali could speak English, it was just kayfabed that he can't?

BATTLEGROUND Taped LIVE to DVD from the Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, New Jersey! All items due by 7pm EST. Send all marked matches, promos etc to Toxxic Main Event SWF World Cruiserweight Title Wildchild© vs Taiga Star Wildchild is a name synonymous with the Cruiserweight Division, a wrestler who has battled over the years to give his weight group the respect he feels they deserve. Taiga is a newcomer to the SWF who has battled all her life to get the respect she feels she deserves, and wants to make a case for the 'wrestler, not diva' movement among female competitors. Taiga was on a roll and got this title shot by beating MANSON and The Fabulous Jakey, but did the first loss of her SWF career to S.I.N. put a stutter in her step? Can even a fully-firing Taiga best possibly the best wrestler to have never held the World Heavyweight Title (arguably because he hasn't wanted to rather than because he couldn't)? It's all gonna go down in Atlantic City, and we're going to find out the result! Rules: Cruiserweight Rules. 20 count on the outside, throwing an opponent over the top rope results in a DQ Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Toxxic Non-Title Tag Match Slaughterhouse 5 (Michael Alexander© and MANSON) vs VDN© (Va'aiga and Dace Night) Va'aiga's win over Spike Jenkins has got him back on track after his loss to Insane Luchador. Michael Alexander triumphed over El Hombre Sin Nombre but he got last show off when Clark twisted his knee. MANSON has been faltering since he lost his World Title challenge to his partner. Dace Night doesn't really do anything except back Va'aiga up in tag matches, and so hasn't been in the ring for the SWF this year. Who's rusty? Who's hitting form? Who's gonna step up? Rules: Standard Tag. If Slaughterhouse 5 win, they get a Tag Title shot down the line. If either Dace or Va'aiga get the fall over Alexander, that wrestler gets a World Title shot down the line. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: King Cucaracha Battleground Match Insane Luchador vs S.I.N. S.I.N. is undefeated, and cocky as all hell. He may have to reevaluate his attitude as he comes up against the SWF's resident hardcore loon in his own environment. Andrew Rickmen is on a charge, and SWF management have taken note. This match could be a big stepping-stone for IL, and for S.I.N. it won't be a baptism of fire so much as a baptism of... C4? Rules: Hardcore rules with appropriate military decoration (sandbags, barbed wire etc) and the addition of two barbed wire-wrapped C4 boards, primed and ready for detonation at ringside. A heavy weight onto the boards (such as, oh, a wrestler) will cause them to detonate. You win the match simply by pinning or making your opponent submit. The C4 boards don't HAVE to be brought into play... but you wouldn't want that effort to go to waste, would you? Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Toxxic Tom Flesher vs The Fabulous Jakey Jakey needs to turn his form around. Tom REALLY needs to turn his form around, and preferably cut down on the drinking. Rules: Standard singles Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Dace59 Tod James Stuart vs Rikard Fleihr Tod deKi-no, wait. The Artist Formerly Known As Tod deKindes is back, only he's not pretending to be German anymore, and he's using his real name. Go, TodMan! He faces the leader of the Four Norsemen in the hope that his form under this name will be rather more spectacular than his exploits in the latter part of last year when he was the fed's punching bag. Rules: Standard singles Word Limit: 4000 Send To: King Cucaracha Anyone else wanting a match, just PM me or Landon

So, talk/complain about it here. It's 2.30am, i'm going to bed.

Weekend = lack of Landon. It'll be up... sometime.

One thing I'd like to bring up is - does anyone reckon they would they have offered the same spot to Hatton, had he beaten Mayweather?

What you say is true. I still remember the Rock's ever-changing shirts and one particularly stupid one about 'smack your lips off', or something.

They're... all the same.

I agree. If he's going to leave himself open to cracks and jibes by getting involved in pro wrestling, he's going to be damn sure he 'wins'.

The one spot I really want to see in the Chamber is someone who is mad to get at another guy in the Chamber released from his pen, ignore what's going on in the ring, head straight across to where his rival is penned and start trying to kick the glass down to get to him. It'd give an atmosphere of real ferocity, and put over that when Wrestler B is 'released', he has nowhere to go but towards the guy waiting for him.

circled?

Yo yo yo... we don't want to get caught out. I know it's weeks away, but let us know as soon as you do what the situation is, oh my brother. We've even got a prospective card, just waiting for certain match results to come in to be finalised.

By 'this show', does that mean you're out for Battleground, or you're out for the show AFTER Battleground?

I know he beat Dace, I just remember Dace out-striking him. And I didn't think you faced Danny then, I thought it was me and Johnny beat him and then a DNS against Drea, and that was it. Still, I won't argue too hard. I do have vague memories of the 'Spike Lariat vs Danny Axe Bomber' debate.

Well, Taiga came to us from an RP fed so she obviously knows her stuff. And she knows it in the ring as well *wants to see Annie El Metric the masked luchador debut*

As I recall, Jennykins, Dace no-sold your Rolling Elbow and creamed you with his own. And you wrote it. Silent I'll give you. When did you beat Danny?

If it's a best of seven, she has to have at least three fighting chances. Pro wrestling rules.

OK, so Curry Man in reality is Daniels. At first sight of Curry Man in TNA I laughed out loud because I couldn't believe they'd come up with such a creative way of continuing the 'Daniels is fired' storyline of having him come back as Curry Man. Then I looked and saw that TNA's Curry Man has a little bit of black hair poking out from underneath his mask, hair too long for Daniels to have grown it back. And he seems a LITTLE thicker than Daniels, bodywise (but this could be because I now have a widescreen TV). Also, my wife (who unlike me has non-defective colour vision) reckons this Curry Man has a different skin tone to Daniels. He does the moves the same, but doesn't seem to dance the same... ...am I just missing something here that other people who pay more attention to TNA news know? Do they actually have someone else being Curry Man?

*books Tod vs Annie in Best of Seven* Done and done, Hardcore Queen ;p Nice to see you back, Tod. I'll be looking forward to arguing with Landon about which crazy stip match to put you in next

You go, Annie!

Dace, if you can write DNS destruction when you can't write for your tag team, I'm going to come and give you a post-birthday bitchslap

I hate Impact, by and large. I watch it in the hope that it'll get better, back to how it used to be. Just like I used to watch Raw and Smackdown before I finally gave up on them both. I've already decided that I'm not going to watch it live anymore, just tape it and fast forward through all the shit, particularly all the Kurt Angle stuff.

Blame the divas then.

What's just gay, bitchcakes?

Yeah, all emnity conducted with strict rules of silence please. NO TALKING AT THE BACK! *frowns over glasses and gestures threateningly with meter stick*

*Marks WC down for Smugness Unbecoming A Veteran*