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Angle doesn't look dangerous to me, because the mouth guard makes him look like some sort of psychotic Bugs Bunny. It also seems weird that he's the only guy on the roster to have one. In MMA fair enough, everyone's got one. In TNA, it just makes Angle look like some vain idiot. Besides which, as others have said, this supposedly-tweener role doesn't work for him as far as I can see. He can potentially do it, but the see-sawing booking doesn't help. And of course he carries the American flag down to the ring, which means that unless he starts talking about how the crowd aren't proper Americans, he'll always get some face pops. I too HATE the way Styles was used against Angle. Truly sickening. Oh, the 'consultant' that Christian's brought in? I was going to say Haas before I remembered he's back with the WWE. Is this where Steiner will turn up?

Who the hell is IDrinkRatsMilk anyway? I mean, I know he's a poster on here (or was at one point, or something) - what makes him worth writing a novella about? And does he know?

I was going for a Blade Runner-esque feel - you know, "the future is old". Anyone who's played Necromunda will know what I'm getting at here.

I have a sort of futuristic (I wouldn't go as far as to say sci-fi) thing that I've been hammering at for a while, but as for whether it'll go anywhere is another matter. These days I find it very hard to switch from the past participle tense of the SWF to the past tense of my other writing - I've tried writing this thing in SWF tense, but it doesn't feel right. This is the beginning of the story - it's told from the point of view of (so far) two protagonists; Kev, a young gang member in the habitation tunnels beneath the surface of the unnamed world (I haven't decided if this is some futuristic Earth or some some colony planet in the future), and Angel, a thrill-seeking girl from the marginally better-off surface.

Bananarama.

Whilst making "shoo"ing motions at Steve to stop giving him away.

Ace in the Clusterfuck would rule as well, he could hide under the ring and everything, then be eliminated on SteveCam.

Tom, you take all the fun out of life. That being said, if anyone uses Drew Carey I will kill you.

If Khali's in, how do they get him out again? From what I've seen (and self-preservation has made me avoid seeing much) the guy bumps worse than Big Show. What does he do, have to step out over the top rope?

You know that Jimmy The Doom in the Clusterfuck would be great.

I don't know if this is exploring the depths though, because Clark clearly still respects the idea of what being a Wayward Son was about and he thinks Barbosa doesn't live up to it - if he was going for full-on heel he'd mock the kid for adhering to such a childish way of thinking or something. And they're the Boy Scouts. They will always be the Boy Scouts.

You're not, you're American. And last time I checked, you weren't in the armed forces. You're a liar Strangler, a damned liar.

So write

Well damn, we've got to find some way to get it off Drea.

What the hell, I'm with Blank. Give it to the Fighting Irishman.

Landon and Stephens take on Clark and Barbosa at basketball.

All of you should just read The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, anyway.

I've got the Zombie Survival Guide, although only until this weekend when I will deliver it as a late christmas present. I consider the writer to have the best surname in the world.

I think you mean 'write' Barbosa. And yes, I agree.

TNA name every show iMPACT... but then again, if we modelled ourselves after TNA every time someone left the OAOAST in a huff they'd come to us and get massively outsized pushes, holding down the home-grown talent. Also, Jayson Grant would still be around and would be called the King of the Mountain. So in conclusion... I don't really have a point. Some things never change.

Fuck the '06 results thread. Yeah, that's right, you heard me. I exercise my right as a member of this fed to start something and then give up halfway (well, three-quarters of the way) through. I don't do it on matches, so I'm doing it on the results thread. Nyer.

The kid's right, Martial Law did suck. *ducks* So, as someone who doesn't follow the OatToast, Maddix and Bloodshed team there? So theoretically at least, Maddix and Clark could be teaming in the SWF? Damn, I need to talk to my partner and set him straight on a few things...

Drake's promo was good, very assholeish, and I am really looking forward to Drake/Johnson. Szechstein's stuff still looks interesting, I don't know where Barbosa/Clark is going, quite, but I guess we'll have an idea soon. I take issue with the Predators being described as the best tag team since W&D Tom rules, and will now rule us via Commissionering again. And, of course, Janus is awesome and should come back RIGHT NOW.

"I want anything but a good, clean fight..."

Damnit Rando, don't make me get some gay groupies to out-do you. Incidentally, I'm seriously hoping that Barbosa (inbetween captaining the Black Pearl) will be wearing Mickey Mouse ears down to the ring and will gradually wear more and more Disney stuff as he starts winning with Clark as his mentor teasing a face turn, only for Clark to go full heel on him claiming gimmick infringement.