Toxxic

You love it, you little slut.

Make your giddy what?

That show kicked ass.

...Flesher and Spike? Sweet mother of God, this doesn't get any better.

ChrisMWaters, do you have ANY idea how annoying your sig is for those people who are watching TNA on tape delay? I have to try and stay out of any thread you're in in addition to the TNA folder because I don't see TNA PPVs until a week after you.

Goddamn Americans. Well, and that Canadian bitch.

Only just noticed this: why does a Celine Dion album have many belts? Are you referring to her 'belting out numbers', or is she reknowned for having trousers that are particularly difficult to secure?

Zyon again?

You mean Monty Brown HASN'T been working as the Boogeyman lately? Hell, African-American, right sort of size, half-decent charisma but nothing earthshaking, odd jerky way of walking and very limited wrestling abilities... ...THE BOOGEYMEN ARE COMING! (Good God, can you imagine a Brown/Boogeyman tag team? That'd be pure shit in a ring).

All of them job to me eventually, if you're going to be picky Jonathan.

*pelts JJ with invisible pears* Betcha didn't see THAT one coming! (because it was invisible, you see)

Sadly, all of them job to me.

Why do we need to give a two-time World Champion advice on how to improve?

I think his point was that technically, as Bruce had quit, he was no longer a legit writer. On the other hand his CHARACTER was far more of a legitimate threat than Myers, in kayfabe.

There's two 'p's in 'disappeared', Windy.

To be fair, he never said the ten second squash would win.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens ©©© and Landon Maddix © vs. The Predators (Jay Hawke and Nighthawk) ~Landon and I slap mud all over our bodies to ensure our enemies can't see us. Then beat them. WOO-HA~! COLD FRONT CLASSIC - FIRST ROUND MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (3) vs. Johnny Dangerous © (6) ~If Tom's writing, he wins. However, I suspect he won't. COLD FRONT CLASSIC - FIRST ROUND MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (5) vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu (4) ~The closest to call. Spike's a better writer, but first he has to write. I'm leaning towards Akira. Pure Rules Exhibition JJ Johnson vs. Devin Benson ~JJ all the way. HARDCORE MATCH (non title) "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Jimmy the Doom © ~Tricky, but I'm going to say Drake. CLASH OF THE COMEBACKS Insane Luchador vs. Zyon ~Too close to call. I'll gamble that football hasn't stopped yet and say IL.

What IL said.

I dunno, I mean it adds a certain element of unpredictability to it. If there's a good reason for eliminating a favourite before a rank outsider and it works in the context of the match, it should be treated as such.

Hey, you booked it.

See, my fine and dandy schedule only works if the shows go up on time, i.e. it means that people get Sunday to write. I blame MVS.

And even then you miss some stips sometimes... (not that I'm complaining, I picked up a win once when you didn't realise it was a hardcore match until the day before the deadline)

Someone needs to teach WC to look at the card sometimes.

Me, Jimmy and Landon pwn you all.

Both of him.