Toxxic

See, over here in Britain 'kerb' is how you spell the thing that's the side of the road - 'curb' is what you do to your enthusiasm. Blououdy foureigners.

Nothing wrong with a bit of touring. Maybe have one PPV cycle as a European tour, then one or two back in the US. Then another one for a Canadian/Mexican tour, and another one or two back in the US. But anyway - Toxx vs J3 for the World Title, standard singles. Yeah, that's it.

Apart from the fact that Amy isn't skinny.

I'll 'ave yer, sunshine.

I'd never have guessed that, looking at your member title.

Right, me and Landon need to come up with a proper team name NOW. Cos... damn.

No (well, back in the days of Catch 22 perhaps, I can't remember if W&D were in that or not). Check WC's stats post and look under his physical description, that should tell you what's going on.

If it means I don't get Wrestler of the Month AND First Place, I decry it as needlessly complicated.

Nah. It's cos Van Siclen's back, although quite frankly reading his last couple of matches have given me shooting pain in my eyeballs, so maybe it's not that hard to understand. Mike, you know I love you really.

Supes made it originally, I believe.

You mean it's better than the Cattle Mutilation? Or just more powerful?

So how come I win, but Aecas is #1?

Oddly enough, I happened to leave sex and the city on after Everybody Loves Raymond went off, and I just read this post - the phrase 'genital mutilation' was read and heard less than a minute apart. I'm starting to get worried. Could this be an omen? Yes.

I believe today is the birthday of someone rather special in the fed's history...

Mind you, if Annie had her way there'd be substantially fewer penises all round. I miss Annie. Although not for the genital mutilation part of her personality. (note for n00bs - Annie Eclectic was the SWF's resident hardcore lesbian, who had a singularly low opinion of male genitalia)

Depends. If you were female, that'd probably be an acceptable label. Good luck on the match.

Tell that to the New Clan.

You can now be labelled as the loner kid who can't edit his own stats post. Welcome aboard the fed In other news, I'm still impressed that I've gotten a rather distasteful piece of Nottingham slang over with our head booker. Innit.

I actually reckon the champion should be crowned before the PPV. By my reckoning you can have four qualifying matches on Lockdown, then the elimination four-way on Smarkdown. Still leaves time to build another International match for the PPV, yes? No point leaving the belt vacant longer than needed.

Michael Maddix > Milano Collection AT

Nope. Which is why I was confused when you were telling me about 'the heel always gets suplexed through a cake on his birthday'. Not on the programming I've seen, sunshine.

Hell, you can book Spike/Amy if you want a slightly more credible opponent. I very much doubt I'll have time to write, but it's better than jobbing Myers AGAIN.

What the hell is a sheet cake?

Well, Tom is neat. And stout. Or was that me?

Mitchell wants to stop pressing the Doomsday Button for Abyss? Well I never.