Toxxic

He doesn't just exist, he's YOUR X-Division Champion!

Landon is gold. Mike Cross on the other hand needs to check his history, as never once was I Cruiserweight Champ.

Cirro and I will both be on vacation this week. We're devising a plan... As long as the plan is to write matches, preferably ones that don't suck, you'll be doing fine. In other news, CIA and Mak in the same thread = good.

Happy Birthday Johnny. You da man. Or a man, anyway. w00t, etc.

Ditto here.

So, are we gonna get this show then?

As long as one of them's a midget. Otherwise it just wouldn't be Raw. However, this could lead to a MasterBlaster angle, as Midget Kane sits on the shoulders of Kane Jacobs and they decimate all other Kanes until Tina Turner turns up with Mel Gibson.

Michael Stephens’ motel room Sunday, 25th July, 2006 It’s a hard life, being an SWF superstar. The constant travel is wearing, and many wrestlers can’t cope with the stress from being away from their home, their family, their loved ones. Michael Stephens never really got that; he left his family behind in Britain to move to America and wrestle, and although he bought a nice house in Sacremento, it was never a home - more a place to crash. He’s already got on the phone and told the letting agents who’ve been renting it out as a holiday home not to take anymore bookings so he’s got somewhere to come back to after this - frankly quite bizarre - World Tour is over, but he never feels more homesick on the road than he does the rest of the time. And of course now, at least he has some family travelling with him. From behind him, a muffled pounding on the wall tells him that Amy wants him to turn the volume of the TV down. Just like being in their parents’ house… ‘An hour has gone in this World Cup match, and Ecuador have just conceded a free kick. It’s probably about 25 to 30 yards out and David Beckham looks to be shaping up to take it… he’s already missed one this afternoon…’ “Come on you bastard,” Stephens mutters, hunching lower as he sits on the end of the motel room’s bed, “you’ve done bugger-all else worth watching this year…” ‘It is going to be Beckham, he’s stepping up… …Beckham… …IT’S IN! IT’S IN! England are 1-0 up!’ “YES! GET IN!” Michael Stephens, formerly known as Toxxic, the Straight-Edge Sensation, and the current holder of the most prestigious title in professional wrestling, just fell off his bed in delight as David Beckham expertly calls the ball up and over the Ecuadorian wall, causing it to kiss the inside of the post and end up nestling in the back of the net. Mike gets up and jumps about the room, roaring in delight and punching the air, while Amy bangs on the wall some more and curses that her brother managed to find the BBC on the cable provider. Then Michael Stephens stops jumping around. He stares out of the window. Without looking around, he scrabbles on the bed for the remote and jabs the mute button, silencing the TV as he continues to stare. Then he dives for the phone and dials a three-digit number. Amy has a corner room, so has a view of two sides of the motel building. ‘Wot?’ “Amy, look out the window.” ‘You wot?’ “Ames, just look out the bloody window, aight?” ‘Alright, alright, I’m lookin’ innit?’ “Do you see anyone?” ‘Nah man.’ “You looked out the other one?” ‘Mike, I’ve looked out both the fuckin’ winders, ya get me? Yer don’t believe me, come an’ have a look yerself! There’s no bugger out there!’ “…I suppose it’s a pointless exercise to ask you if you’re sure?” ‘Not unless you want a fuckin’ thump. Now, wot’s this about?’ “I just thought I saw someone,” Mike says, still looking both ways out of his window, “don’t worry about it.” ‘Yeh right, you thought you saw someone an’ it just happened to make yer shit yer pants. Jus’ like you got all worried in that other place we stopped in last week when you did that weird shit round the two trucks. I’m not stupid-’ “Could’ve fooled me.” ‘Shut the fuck up, innit! You’re worried ‘bout something or someone, an’ I wanna know who!’ Michael Stephens puts the phone down. A few minutes later there’s a knock at his door. He ignores it. The knock comes back, harder and louder, and many years sharing a house with his sister means Mike knows full well who it is who wants to speak to him. He turns the football up and, with grim determination, watches England hold on to their 1-0 lead and go through to the World Cup Quarter Finals. Not once does he look out of his window.

Bumped for your enjoyment, because it's so damn good. This is how we do a comedy gimmick people, even if the writer in question (whichever ringer it was) lasted half-a-dozen matches and then sank without trace.

See the 'Shadows' promo from last week for further info.

CIA needs to come back.

How about you never enter this thread? Maybe he's confused with this board and the board you posted a link to. Now those guys were bigots and 'phobes in general. I've always found TSM a pretty open minded place, if not for a few people here and there. I'm not disagreeing with you, most people do seem to be fairly open-minded. However, the guy who posted the 'vomit' emoticon underneath pictures of Orlando Jordan would not seem to agree with you. Now, if he was vomiting about OJ's wrestling ability, I'd be right there with him. In other news, does anyone else think that the attempt to get Heyman over as a Kool-Aid drinking cult leader is coming over a really, really lame? Heyman doesn't need Kool-Aid to be a cult leader, HE IS A CULT LEADER!

Even on the ROH DVDs they often had Punk using the full Miseria Cantara entrance, even when they cut other people's music (such as Shelley coming out to BRMC or Daniels to Marilyn Manson) down to ten seconds or less. I'm assuming that was due to copyright issues, but they didn't seem to have any worry about AFI. Odd, that.

Stryke may have a point, although he doesn't take it far enough. An Octopus is surely the winner in ALL matches.

Yeah, we knew that about Jordan didn't we? Also, how about we change the topic of this folder to 'several of the posters in here are small-minded bigots'? Just a suggestion.

I change my prediction. Dace takes the main event, all the way.

Easy, Dace. Bruce knows who you are.

I'm with the 'bring back Ryan Dustin' crowd. Mak, you hear us?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart ~My money's on either Drea or Dace. I'll go with Drea. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Landon, should he write. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson ~You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Manson via MANSONOSITY. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton ~Um. Damn tricky. I'm leaning towards Flesher, but either way it's gonna be a blast. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez ~Damn it, how many of these have we got now? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

This promo is fucking ace, and not just because it puts me over. Right from the start, Zyon has always come over as a slightly conflicted individual... but slightly conflicted, and it's so much more believable that way. The undercurrent of doing what he believes rather than what his mentor Spike taught him is also good (and fits quite nicely, given that Toxx was essentially Spike's mentor). I like. Looking forward to the war with Cross, too.

Is hasbeen posting on behalf of all of his namesakes? Cos I could understand the outrage in that case. It's only just occurred to me that the Mike Tenay who was orgasming on WCW Worldwide about the Magnificent Seven is the same Mike Tenay who is currently calling TNA. Well, OK, I knew that. This just brought it back to me. Talk about a character shift.

Dace, comment on my match! ... ...actually, you'll probably save us both a headache if you don't. But if no-one else offers, knock yourself out.

...Lita with a fringe. Know what? Call me a sick fuck, but I still would.

I'd like to point out that I requested to be booked. Although given that the closing promo of Lockdown hasn't gone up, it'd be best for me to wait and see how that turns out before I do anything with Mike. And Landon: over the top rope is a DQ

Yeah, but if Rando makes Silent Demonstar Mickey Mouse, it may have some redeeming qualities.