Toxxic

This year you get TNT houmous.

Well, put it this way. I know who your partner is, but I'm not quite sure why Fury hates the idea of his partner that much.

Skull is just cool.

Everybody just needs to shut up and write their damn matches as they come. *chomps cigar*

RACIST~!

I think you mean 'experience', Akira.

J3 is the Punctuation Vigilante.

I like that. Particularly the explanation about how Spike is not any kind of chief or chef.

Hmm... I *think* I know why Fury's annoyed, but I'm not sure. Nice promo though - get hatin' on Peters!

Now that rocks.

We're at the Cow Palace again?

So basically it'll be like the Million Dollar Belt?

And still no card. Frankly, I'm disappointed. CC pulls a powerplay and then hasn't even got the guts to follow through on it, instead listening to whining and bitching from people who hadn't sent any requests in for matches anyway no matter what the card was going to be, never mind any sort of tournament. Fuck them all. Screw the roster over, ignore their opinions, shove them into a tag tournament with random partners. Dammit, Thoth wouldn't have hesitated a second on shit like this. Judge, you lack the will of warrior.

Bring it, King. I'm sure Amy won't mind duffing Kelly up on her way to taking your Tag Title.

Nope, it's one great big fed-wide prank Dub-Cee. Being played on you. You got Stryke as your partner because CC felt sorry for you.

I think Ghost Machine 2.0's point was that an 'angle' finish is likely to take precedence over a run-of-the-mill finish, possibly giving your match an advantage in the eyes of the marker. For example, a match where someone that one of the workers is feuding with runs in and does something might seem more appealing continuity-wise than one where nothing of the sort happens.

Not putting the card up ASAP will lead to concerns and problems for me.

Yeah, Clusterfuck winner a YEAR AGO. You've lost it Landon, you're a feeble shell of your former self, you're a cheap imitation of... ...OK wait, I already did that in character.

"Throws a foe, any size Pokes opponents in the eyes That couplet alone should have won you the match.

Hah, I think not. You may have won the last TLC, but I won the Tag Match From Hell AND Calvinball! Luxembourg says: 'nul points' for Senor Maddix.

I wanna see a TLC of King/Landon, Stryke/WC and Amy/Bruce. And then we're gonna kick your arses. Multi-person No-Rules Clusterfuck Spotfest? Come on, that's everything me and Bruce rock at! In other news nice promo, although I'm a LEETLE unsure about the whole 'being nasty to be nice' aspect.

First off, a big congratulations to Bruce for beating off Ghost Machine 2.0 (as long as he actually beat a match, I guess). That was some quality stuff right there. Congrats to ELM too, along with copious yawns and 'get off the title and stop HHHolding people down' Janus kicks ass Also congrats to the angles that are starting to crop up, although whoever wrote the 'Coyote gets beaten down by jobbers' one should perhaps have noted that he DID have a match that night, and was in fact challenging for the Cruiserweight Title. Shame on you. Oh yeah, and go Zyon. A worthy successor to J3 for that belt. Finally... ...Amy and Bruce? Oh Sweet Baby Jesus.

And you're telling me that combination doesn't go together?

I like the idea of ADD Rey Mysterio. Tazz: He's getting ready to Drop The Dime, Cole! *Rey jumps up to the top rope... then turns around and faces out to the audience* Cole: Not so fast partner; I think he's seen some ICE CREAM! *Rey springboards into the fans, ending up headfirst in an ice cream cart* Tazz: Only on Smackdown!

You've just described most of the gimmick of 'The Critic' Scott Pretzler in the SWF. Only Pretzler could wrestle.