Toxxic

Do I detect a tiny little hint of bitterness? *Toxxic shows up, beats up Matt Myers and takes his place in the 'Fuck, then dumps Landon out* ...naaaah. I'll stick with my Japanese Rudos

'Ghosting Up' I demand that this becomes a Signature move.

I'd like to point out that the things that Zed knows about is probbaly the fact that it's my birthday on the 26th (which is already today for me) and I'm going to London for the weekend on Friday, meaning that I will NOT be writing a 15k match. I ran the Clusterfuck on my PS2. Here's the highlights (sadly I couldn't predetermine the entry order) ~Spike and Zyon beat the shit out of each other. A lot ~Matt Myers got busted open very quickly ~The 70s Dude entered the ring and got thrown out again by Spike and Dillon in under 20 seconds ~Skull came in, looking hellish imposing next to all the cruiserweights, threw Fury out and then got blown up (not in the Thoth explosion sense) ~Blank eliminated Spike and probably started another flamewar ~Clash of the Titans - Skull vs. Blank! ~Dillon repeatedly tried and failed to pick Skull up. Seriously, I think he tried about four Death Valley Drivers. Your final three: Landon, Cortez and Blank ~You winner - Cortez, pinning Landon after the RAP while Blank was too exhausted to make the save

The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. JJ Johnson ~I gotta go with J3. The guy's a great writer, and it'd be so great to have a breakout star dethrone Mags. -=-=-THE CLUSTERFUCK-=-=- 1. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 2. Laberinto 3. "The Rage" Jason von Dierch 4. Stryke 5. Manson 6. Christian Fury 7. Ghost Machine V. 2.0 8. The 70's Dude 9. Wes Davenport 10. Todd Cortez 11. Matt ??? Myers (go wild) 12. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura 13. Kevin Coyote 14. The Crimson Skull 15. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix 16. Bruce Blank 17. "The Icon" Max King 18. Zyon 19. TORU Takahara 20. Tim Dillon ~Hmm. I'm going to go with Wes, if Muzz writes. Landon won last year and I just don't think he'll have the drive to do it two years running. Spike's a possibility, but I'm not sure... King could be in with a shot, if he has time. If it's not Muzz, it'll be Ghost Machine 2.0 SWF International Championship Match Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild ~I say Dub-Cee, if he actually wants the belt. SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match - Japanese Deathmatch - Best of Five Bruce Blank © vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ~Bruce is in the 'Fuck. Therefore he won't write for this, therefore Akira wins. SWF FROST Pre-PPV Extravaganza Blowout Extreme to the MAX! Singles Match Michael Cross vs. Ced Ordonez ~Cross, of course Additional Clusterfuck Match Predictions: How many will actually turn in a match? 4 Who will be the MVP of the Clusterfuck? (You know, the guy that lasts almost the whole match but doesn't end up winning.) I say Spike

I like this. A friendship breakup being handled well, and with a nice touch about the title use as weapons, given that it's been hawke's trademark recently and Spike wanted to beat him at his own game, but Zyon wouldn't let him. Nice one, guys. I hope you're at each other's throats in the 'Fuck.

How about next year we have any assigned numbers assigned and the participants listed, but then the writer gets to choose the entry order? No? Ok.

My apologies for the shortness of the tag title match - Landon was busy with OAOAST, King was away and the person I thought would be my partner... wasn't. So I had to make do and shove Card in instead As for the rest of the show Ghost Machine 2.0's match was good, but Zyon's was hysterical. I only got the Dragonball Z bit, but that still had me cracking up.

I bagsie number 19. TORU is active and in the match (my status was unclear because I was going to have another match, but I don't now). Remember that I'm likely to attack Max King and Maddix, assuming either of them are still around (King probably will be)

You were in Haiti?

Just lots and lots of ham sandwiches.

He's Heartford's illigitimate son~!

Hey Fury - weren't you the guy who carved those holes in Terrence's chest under Kibagami's direction, and therefore unleashed Janus? Yes, I think this could be very VERY bad

Janus is on board, and Terrence is coming with him. ...fuck.

Waiting for me to get more time. It'll go up, just accept it.

I think the Canadian Destroyer looks far too contrived, but the running one that Petey did on Sabin on that Impact... that looked GOOD. How come no-one has mentioned the Stroke? It sounds like Jarrett's petting a cat, and the only reason for the name that I can see is a 'smart' joke.

I think the Canadian Destroyer looks far too contrived, but the running one that Petey did on Sabin on that Impact... that looked GOOD. How come no-one has mentioned the Stroke? It sounds like Jarrett's petting a cat, and the only reason for the name that I can see is an 'smart' joke.

El Luchadore Magnifico© and Kevin Coyote vs. Todd Cortez and JJ Johnson ~Yikesaroonie Batman. I don't know for sure, but I have an idea that Cortez and Johnson may gel slightly better in terms of writing style than Mags and Coyote. On the other hand, Mags is World Champion for a reason... I'll go with Cortez and Johnson though. INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH NON LADDER MATCH Jay Hawke© vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Hawke is teh unstoppable. Sorry Spike. Best of 5 Ultraviolent Matches "Agony of Defeat" Bruce Blank© vs. Akira Kaibatsu ~Whoever's behind, I can't remember. Only the Clusterfuck match matters. Wes Davenport vs. Wildchild ~T.R.I.C.K.Y. Wes can take it, WC's more consistent. I'll go with Muzz, simply because the Wes character is great. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH????? TKO(?)© vs. Landon Maddix and "The Icon" Max King ~You, the fans. Zyon vs. Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers ~This one's pretty easy. BATTLE ROYAL! Jason 'The Rage' von Dierch vs. Manson vs. Labertino vs. Christian Fury vs. Stryke ~STRYKE! STRYKE! STRYKE! STRYKE! STRYKE! *Stryke gets eliminated* ...FURY! FURY! FURY! FURY! FURY! OPENING MATCH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Ghost Machine 2.0 vs. The Crimson Skull ~GM2.0

Now we're cooking with plasma! (watched a new show called Hyperdrive last night. It's like Spaced... in space)

All-Show Ironman Backstage Brawl vs Insane Luchador We set off car alarms We terrified Girl Scouts We stole weedwhackers We interrupted Dace vs Clark We upstaged the main event!

King = don't worry, it'll be taken care of.

Gotta be Bobby Riley, surely. Edit: J3 thinks it's Frost. If I could be sure his first name is Robert, I'd agree with him.

You people are never satisfied.

Hell, Danny could ONLY do Smarkdowns, and he still won the Title.

This has the potential to either suck harder than a well-paid whore, or be absolutely fucking brilliant. Roll on.

I intend to keep editing the thread so it becomes an easy reference for the entire year. So someone feel free to PIN THIS BASTARD.