Toxxic

I TOLD you all Rickmen should no-sell his own death! That's fucking awesome.

The genes that limit growth occur only in the female lion and the male tiger. A Liger is the product of a male lion crossed with a female tiger, and therefore has no genes to limit its growth. A male tiger crossed with a female lion is a Tion, and has double the amount of growth-limiting genes; it is therefore much smaller than both parents, perhaps the size of a leopard. I'd also like to point out that in the case of the man having an extreme allergy to cat hair, just one of the suckers could do the job.

Are we about to have a not-so-ShortDogger?

*Marks out for a Superstar return* "Ore Ga TORU!" (that's TORU Takahara to you)

Well,you can use the 'That Was Bullshit' Revisionist History clause on things like that.

Bah. Come on, you know you want to. Everyone else is coming back! And to be fair, no-one active knows your character well enough to make you into anything more than a bland play-by-play guy, so if you come back as a wrestler we can get Comet back... *founder-member of the 'Bring Back Comet And Riley' Club*

You see, this brings up an interesting point for me. I've always viewed the SWF as having sort of two 'levels of reality'. As far as I'm concerned, Edwin really DID break Kibagami's neck all those years ago in a dispute over a woman, Janus really DOES have mental health problems and Johnny... *grits teeth* yes, Johnny really WAS a secret service agent. I don't view that the characters we write about have kayfabe and non-kayfabe - everything in the SWF IS kayfabe, and there is nothing else. The shots are stiff, the injuries and angles legit, the backstories real. Then there's a second 'level' where we have the occasional joking asides in Pete and King's commentary about breaking kayfabe, Mark's old 'Breaking Kayfabe' articles and the Wrestling Panda segments I write sometimes. I sort of view that the two exist side-by-side without ever really interacting. Does this make ANY sense to anyone? I suppose as much as anything else I'd find it difficult to write a dramatic match unless I thought that the two competitors viewed it as a real contest rather than a rigged exhibition. I don't know why that should make any difference, but it does.

Ha haaa. Another scalp for TORU. SEE HOW I CRUSH THE NO-SHOWS!!!111!!one!! ...sorry Max.

We can only pray.

Apart from smark terms like 'heel turn', I like this. Welcome back, Fury I don't have a stable to beat you up in parking lots anymore!

I prefer a giant love-fest to a small, secret party.

So Max King vs TORU is standard, even though we're on Storm? Not necessarily a problem, I just wanna make sure.

...Mr. Pibb? You crazy Americans and your weird soft drinks. And your snack foods. I mean, what the hell name for a food is Funyon? I'm going to stick to good proper English food with sensible names, like Toad In The Hole, Bubble & Squeak and Spotted Dick. Oh yeah, and go... people.

Sting likes working with big guys, and doesn't mind if they're stiff. Say hello to Samoa Joe That should be a good match.

And let's not forget the fucking board, conspiring to screw us ALL over.

Now THAT would be money.

As long as it ends with Jerry Lawler giving someone a piledriver, it's all good.

What? Your name's up there, plain to see!

TORU Takahara Bruce Blank Spike Jenkins Zyon (the new Cruiserweight Champion) Akira Kaibatsu JJ Johnson Jay Hawke Landon Maddix Stryke Manson Tim Dillon Wildchild Kevin Coyote Ghost Machine V2 Max King The 70s Dude El Luchadore Magnifico I don't think I forgot anyone. That gives us 17 active writers, although not everyone shows all the time (my tag team partner KOJI Kitano can no longer access the boards, so i've taken on writing duties for the team which is why he might still appear on shows but is not 'active' as such).

That's cos we rock. But keep thinking like that, you'll find it helps

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE! SWEET 16 TODAY, w000000000000000000000000000000t!!!

Happy birthday! You're ten years younger than me. I find that mildly terrifying.

I think that what Mike said in his "chariming ways" was that next show was too soon for the tag match and that there was a certain "schedule" to it Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Bruce Blank the Ultraviolent Interpreter! And my 'chariming ways' were because I assumed Zed had passed the schedule I'd devised onto the rest of the booking committee and Judge was ignoring/had forgotten it, rather than what was actually the case, which was that both me and Zed thought the other one had communicated the schedule to the rest of CC meaning that Judge didn't have a clue what the schedule was. It comes to something when I can't even organise a fantasy wrestling storyline...

MAIN EVENT INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH Jay Hawke vs. Wildchild vs. Stryke ~WC can win this writing-wise, but does he want the belt? BEST OF 5, ROUND 1! LIGHTBULB DEATHMATCH! Akira Kaibatsu vs. Bruce Blank ~Blank HARDCORE MATCH JJ Johnson vs. Manson ~I have to go with the almighty asskicking J3 HANDICAP MATCH Zyon/Spike vs. Kevin Coyote Special Guest Announcer: William 'Justice' Hearford ~Um... Given that Spike wasn't expecting to be booked I don't think he and Zyon are in on any angle, therefore I say that experience will win out and they'll take it from Coyote. SINGLES MATCH Landon Maddix vs. TORU Takahara ~Looks like I'll have to hand Landon a beating again... SINGLES MATCH Ghost Machine vs. Max King ~Ghost Machine V2. You read that match against Ced and tell me you aren't backing him. Go on, read it. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. The 70's Dude ~Dillon, but I'll be intrigued to see what the first OATTOASTer who's actually brought his character over can do.

Because the storyline is that Kevin Coyote was cut from SWF Smark Enough a few weeks in after clashing onscreen with Judge, one of the trainers. He was actually cut due to viewer's votes, but he believes that it was simply to call him up to the roster quicker. He now has an antagonistic teacher/pupil relationship with Judge.