Toxxic

I'd like to point out that there SHOULD have been an excellent and comedic Cucaracha Internacional / TKO promo. Unfortunately Landon sent it to me to finish off, I didn't know he was going to do this, and this is the first time I've been on my computer since Thursday evening. So yeah, I'll try and finish it and get it up, or something...

Snoop Doomy Doom = $$$ Landon with a Split Ethnicity Disorder gimmick = $$$ I don't think there's anything I wish I'd changed about Toxxic. I mean sure, him not being able to stand losing became a pain after a while, but it gave him a bit of character... as for TORU, the only thing I regret is that I didn't suggest to Card that we DIDN'T have our own entrance music. I mean, as the first truly dedicated tag team to debut in the SWF we don't really need any music except what we have as a team. On the other hand, at least all three themes have a sort of industrial feel to them, so they work.

Yes, Filmaff IS less that you, ELM. Even an idiot could have worked that one out. And we're only technically faces because we virtually only ever face heels.

A bullock is a young bull. A poleaxe is basically an axe on a loooooong pole used in old days to kill animals. So you'd get your axe with a long pole for muchos leverage and hit the animal with it. (basically you went down quick and hard, and it didn't look like you were going to get up again quickly)

Yeah, Mike? That'd be TORU, not TOJI. Cos dammit, that just sounds STUPID.

BACKSTAGE RUMBLE! Seriously, as angry as Spike is these days he should have just taken ELM down. But all the same, it's a reason for losing.

Fuck Candace, bring back Carnage. I want more psychos in masks.

Comet and Riley owned all. I think the thing about SWF commentators is that they aren't there to call the match - they're there to add character. Our description describes what's going on. So you don't need grounded characters going over the back-and-forth, and you can afford a couple of over-the-top goofs to give a bit of character to things. I say Sacred for commentator, just for the pointlessness of it.

Allow me to point out that KOJI does indeed munch rice.

But when was the last time you saw a decent Clothesline from Hell?

I hate being sticken. I feel for you, Muzz. *has hands nailed to the floor by Muzz* I wasn't feeling for you in that way!

Hey you know, from now to Monday is just enough time to turn into a complete spot monkey who likes his sound effects I've heard that tends to get judged favorably But... but I *AM* a complete spot monkey who likes his sound effects! Already! *shifty eyes* Does that mean I'm ahead of the game? ..seriously, I can't even remember if I'm being sarcastic anymore. But Bruce - never take anything *I* say seriously either! HAHAAAA!

A Perfect Circle - side project of Maynard James Keenan from Tool, and a few other musicians who really don't matter. They have one good album, one acceptable one and two that are utter shite.

Won't do you any good... ...sunshine OMG'SUNSHINE'HEMEANZBIZNESSMARKOUT4TOXXIZLE! Wait, what?

Ah hell, throw him to me on Storm unless anyone's got anything better for me to do. TORU vs Bill Fillmaff, HARDCORE~! In some sort of House Rules match, preferably. I could do with a laugh.

You mean this *isn't* your real life yet? Give it time.

I liked it when Show was explaining to Angle what an 'epiphany' was. I think they could do a Batista-type run with him - big man (and I mean BIG) who has good charisma, seems intelligent and most of the time is a fairly nice, easy-going guy... but you don't want to get him pissed.

I think we have two options here. Either we have a Grade A numbskull posting on the forums, or one of our retirees is 'pulling a Randy Myers'. Or possibly both, I guess. Since i find it difficult to believe that someone can be this stupid and still operate a keyboard, I'm going with option B. Furthermore, I'd like to initiate a sweepstake, and I'm picking Thoth as the culprit. Any takers?

No, no I don't believe 'the hell' is a manitee. I believe 'the hell' is a religion-influenced vision of pain and suffering in the afterlife. Unless you meant 'What the hell is a manitee', in which case I'm with you all the way in terms of confusing spelling of aquatic mammals.

Ward - fair enough, I thought you'd lost another match as well (although I wasn't keeping close count), so 3-1 to 2-1 isn't much difference, I agree.

Ward - I think we have a better record in tag wrestling than you, so although yes, you beat us, we've been performing better overall. There's two sides to it, although I can certainly see your point. As to the rematch, we don't *need* it if we beat W&D because that's what CC has decided, but if YOU want to have a crack at the #1 Contendership once we win it I think that'd be fair enough. And we did show - we just showed very badly, because I was anticipating receiving half a match from Card that never arrived... And Landon and Blank - the reason I hated the strap match was because I was wrestling as a 218lb cruiser vs the 360lbs Janus. Not a lot of towing power on my part! With TORU, I'll have more than enough 'oomph' to tug even Blank around the ring!

Yeah, it's called speed and trickery. What I mean is, I always wrote Toxxic to win, yes, because he used what he could to get past his physical disadvantages. But he wasn't unassailable - pretty much no matter who he faced, they could always do SOMETHING better than him, he just didn't always let them use it.

OK Bruce, I'll bite. TORU vs Bruce Blank. Smarkdown would be fine for me. May as well have a couple of rivalries on the boil...

Not my fault you're slow. Go back to Ancient Greece.

An STO (Swift Take-Over) is basically an O-Soto-Gari (Major Outer Reaping), if you know any Judo... if not, imagine you've set the opponent up for Chris Kanyon's Flatliner (facing them, right arm across their chest for a Rock Bottom), but instead of falling backwards you kick your right leg out, then sweep it back and take their right leg out as you do, driving them down onto their back. All done very quick, as the name implies.