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That's not true. Tomko is a tag team champion, and defends regularly.

Jesus. I'm sorry, I was laughing the whole time I was reading this. Retribution. Brand new shovel, and a fifty pound bag of lime.

Good lord.

Haha. This thread has brought some serious laughter and good times. 38. Your roommate, a 24 year old LCpl in the Marine Corps. gets into major fucking trouble, gets ripped out of house (he's married, with three children) and thrown back into the barracks. He's my friend, so I let him stay in my room, I had enough pull to do so. Anyway, it was cool having him around, he knew all of the NCOs and they were cool with him, and cool to me by association. The major problem with him is that he was a fucking theif. Anything he could steal, he would. I mean, total kleptomaniac. He would always bring stuff back to the room after work, and would openly brag about stealing stuff from our Battalion Commander, a Colonel. I kept telling him to get rid of the shit, cause I didn't want to burn along side him, guilty by association. I couldn't just deny knowing about the random new stuff he kept "aquiring". I came back one night, maybe 4AM or so, and there's about 20 Marines outside my door screaming at him. He had gotten drunk (stole the beer) and decided to steal every key to the building from the duty hut and proceed to randomly steal shit and take it back to the room. He litterally filled the entire room with stuff that didn't belong to him. He was hauled out by MPs that night. 39. Your now ex-roommate is getting court martialed for conduct unbecoming a Marine and a whole bunch of other stuff. As the Colonel is berating him, he hands the Colonel back his money clip he'd swipped when he first walked into the room. The Colonel was beyond pissed, and confused (why would someone be that stupid). The Colonel started yelling again, and he handed him a gold pen the Commandant of the Marine Corps. gave to him. My roommate got his jaw broken for that. 40. My sisters old roommate thought she could fly one night. She was higher than a kite on shrooms and something else. She easily weighed 230 pounds, and was about 5'6ish. She got a stumbling start and threw herself down the flight of stairs. She belly flopped all the way down landing in the kitty litter box face first. I didn't want to move her since she had wet her pants, and everyone else was having such a good time, we left her. She must have been crying when she landed cause the litter was plastered to her face when she awoke the next morning.

OMG. Haha.

Uh oh. I don't see that turning out very well.

Yeah, no kidding. Goto is one of the new Musketeers, and gets squashed by an old Musketeer who hasn't been in NJPW for over SEVEN years. Fucking ridiculous. And, from most reports I've read, Angle/Nagata sounds awfully disappointing.

Muta squashed Goto. God, I hate Muta/Muto/Mutoh.

Credit goes to Kawada~! at DVDVR: Kurt Angle vs. Yuji Nagata 1-4-08

Jesus christ. These guys are killing themselves for practically nothing. Danielson needs to get into the WWE so he can get better insurance.

I'm sorry, I'm not answering questions at this time.

YEAH-UH~! QFT QFT Like the 'E does. Wow. An impressive use of brain power. YEAH-UH~! II

Haha. I wasn't doubting that he'd include his Japan tours. Re-read what I said junior.

You must feel out of place.

What's his claim to fame?

I'm voting for myself.

Are you Floyd Mayweather Jr.?

Credit goes to thecubsfan at DVDVR. Dr. Wagner Jr. vs. Mistico 7-27-07

Fresh as a daisy? Are you like 50, or something. Wait, don't answer that. I do not want to even imagine a 50 year old posting on internet message boards, let alone TSM. Best cure for a hang over, get an IV from a Navy Corpsmen. Works everytime. I've drank way too much tonight.

Here's a question: Even though I'm drunk why are you still ugly?

Undoubtedly so, but the same can be reverted back to you, my friend. Can you not live without this thread? Jeez. Everyone is so uptight about this. Before the silly flaming starts, I'll end this. I've been joshin' y'all since the start.

Tell us exactly why it should be closed. Yes sir, I will tell you exactly why I believe it should be closed. 1. It's an old story. 2. Per Disco Inferno, Benoit wasn't that good. And if Disco thinks something sucks, that means we don't talk about that something that Disco thinks sucks. 3. What new, and actual news is being contributed? Besides TSM theories, and the such? What groundbreaking, mind altering news has been recently released lately? 4. There is no conspiracy theory involved. Chris Benoit, the man we all secretly wanted to wrestle is/was a cold blooded murderer. He snapped one day, let it be from 'roid rage/depression/psychosis/schizophrenia/brain damage or whatever else you can think of. he murdered his wife, his son, and comitted suicide. 5. We will never know the real reason why he did it. 6. Professional wrestlers will continue to die. 7. They will also continue to die at an alarmingly young age. 8. They will continue putting illegal substances in their bodies, and will no doubt continue working with mounting injuries. 9. The WWF is to blame, for everything, ever. 10. The horse is dead, no reason to keep beating it. God, I really fucking hate that saying. I'm guessing you couldn't find something better to say, a little more clever. You certainly live up to your SN.

That's not accurate at all. Way to make yourself look like a complete moron (again). It's very different from most of the books and the guy is brutally honest. There are negatives, but the positives greatly outweigh them. I'm not finished yet, but it's easily the best wrestling book I've read since Foley's first, and I think it might be better than that as well. Was the last line of your post sarcasm? It's not accurate? Hmm.... He doesn't do any of what I said? He even tries to forgive himself for cheating on his wife countless times, which I'm sure he left out a couple dozen of times. Ever hear about his tours in Japan? Yeah, he was awfully faithful. I mean, we can sit here all day and call each other names for no real apparent reason, well, obviously to be dicks, but what does that actually accomplish? Calling me a moron, or whatever you decide to say is really irrelevant. Does it make your internet browsing seem better, more enjoyable per say? I'm serious, does it make you feel good that you can throw civilized conversation right out the window and start with attempted insults? I mean come on now, you're one of the labeled "smart guys" on this board, or so some claim, but attacking me because my opinion differs from yours is absurd. If you get that annoyed, I feel bad for your kids, or future kids. Sheesh. And yes, it was sarcasm at the end of my post. Because you know damn well they'd do the same thing Hart/Hogan/Flair/Kid have done. Foley is possibly the only guy who doesn't put himself 100% of the time. IIRC, Funk even put himself over considerably in his book.

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