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Yes. Direct quote from my brother, during our one and only trip to that state, after buying a pack of gum: "...and it's stale! This state blows!" We flew into Baltimore, took a cab ride from some serial killer who ran a service in a SUV, bought a car from a guy who looked even more like a serial killer, drove over a headache-inducing assortment of crooked roads laid out in a counterintuitive fashion, and ate at the very worst Shoneys I've ever been to. (And I've been to a lot of Shoneyses, and none of them were all that good, so "very worst Shoneys" is a fairly strong statement.) Yet, once we drove over the line into Delaware, everything magically got better like someone flicked a switch. You must have not driven far into Delaware. And Baltimore near the bus station is one of the scariest areas around and I've walked through some bad sections of NYC at night.

What if it was played by Kennan Ivory Wayans? He was awesome in "I'm gonna get you sucka" I get a Street Fighter vibe about all of this. Only without the outstanding overacting of Raul Julia to make it amazing*. *watched it yesterday on ShowtimeExtreme

This is my new favourite Czech post ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. And I just re-read "Let's right this ship." With the ship's re-alignment in mind, I assumed an old thread had been bumped, especially when I read that NYYankees had been banned. I had to look three times at the date and his status to make sure everything was in order. (To be fair, I've just come off a night shift). How could he have been a member here when I left for work, and gone when I got home? Since it's too late to post my opinion on the subject, I'll tell this random tale: I'm smitten with a counter girl at the variety store up the street. My two roomates went up there yesterday and saw aforementioned girl. To try and wingman for me, one turns to the other, but directed at counter girl, and says "Hey, that's some big dick CG has, eh?" I think your friend might have did a better job making her think she can see a live guy on guy show than anything. Good effort though.

Hard to top Selma in fishnets and a bust revealing top.

She had her moments of sexy in Banditas or whatever its called. I got the DVD for free.

Make it so only gay men can have babies. Hilarity will ensue then. The government (states and federal) can barely handle given out car licenses without major hiccups and you want them to now try and deal with THIS?

I tried but there was a heavy overload of dick jokes (a few is fine, a whole show of nothing but dick jokes yeah) and the overload of Trevor Moore got annoying. Show could benefit from Moore not needing to be in every skit they do. Some good but it's not part of my weekly schedule.

Guy was the only redeeming quality of "2010" and his film debut is part of a double feature DVD with MST3K classic Horror of Party Beach. And I'll never forget BLUE GODDAMN THUNDER! Interesting career and had to be one of the biggest stars from the mid 70s to early 80s.

Its a sequel.. Step Up I like to think of that movie as Save the last dance. Only they got rid of all those pesky black people. I do believe the intial title of Step Up was indeed "Black people can't dance like two white people". Whats even worse is the star of that film is going to be Duke in the GI Joe movie. At least we now know that it'll have a kick ass dance number.

You aren't going to get anymore people to see it on the "what is the monster?" novelty anymore. Now you got to give them a "See, the monster is cool and worth a longer look" approach. It's actually been pretty strong marketing done for the film, very impressive. I'm still waiting on the cheap theater for this one. Looks well worth the money then.

See, this COULD have been a way to get a curious viewer if NASCAR or SPEED or ANYONE promoted it! If they had been able to get either Juan,Reed or Jimmie to mention it today or last night during the shoot-out then it might have been a decent attempt at promotion. Instead, NOTHING is said so it's a waste. Great job.

Awesome, Mr Tick Tock returns to get a Snitsky-like push that will lead to nowhere since he doesn't have the ability or charisma to be interesting. Didn't he quit last time because the schedule was too harsh?

I haven't really heard about it at all and I've been forced into keeping track of the news while my girl is at school. I don't know about momentum, he had it once before and Clinton stopped it with a tear in the eye. I just don't believe for a second that she doesn't have something else up her sleeve to make the American public feel for her. The Clintons are a crafty bunch.

When it comes to wise trades, the Orioles usually look at the gift handed to them and slam it against the wall before loudly screaming, "I WANT THE REALLY STUPID WORTHLESS ONE INSTEAD!" Until it's announced, I really don't trust them.

Obama is on pace to lock it up? Don't lie to me like that. And a redo why? Why can't Florida just make ANYTHING god damn simple?

Cause they get the best ratings. I doubt it has anything to do with journalists thinking they are more important, their editors/production managers know what brings ratings and what sells papers.

Did the NBA really have any other hope of having a different champion? Plus knowing Jordan, he would have played in a full body cast and still scored 25 points. I've never wished injury on anyone. It seems like the if you have to wish injury on a player for another team, then you are admitting that you do not believe that your team isn't good enough to beat that team unless that guy is out. Therefore you are admitting you think your team completely sucks and doesn't deserve to exist. I did...and they didn't! It's no coincedence the Knicks finally beat the Bulls in the playoffs the season after his first retirement. In fact, when he came back, the Knicks lost to his Bulls AGAIN in the playoffs. Hell yes I wished injury on that man! I think you had a better chance of wishing for him to be traded to the Knicks than you had of him being injured. Plus knowing the Knicks, the goon would have missed Jordan, tripped and broke the leg of Ewing.

Did the NBA really have any other hope of having a different champion? Plus knowing Jordan, he would have played in a full body cast and still scored 25 points. I've never wished injury on anyone. It seems like the if you have to wish injury on a player for another team, then you are admitting that you do not believe that your team isn't good enough to beat that team unless that guy is out. Therefore you are admitting you think your team completely sucks and doesn't deserve to exist.

Ghostbusters and if it ever finds a developer this year, Possession. I want that damn zombie game already!

164 dollars. If I hadn't made charity donations earlier in the year, they would have had my balls nailed to the IRS wall and my dick stapled to the wall of the state tax Office. I'm just god damn happy with the 164.

AP news writer Erin McClam summed things up very interesting: I don't know why but reading that just makes me want FOX to take a shot at a bold new sitcom. Also Obama has a shot in California but does he have a shot in New York? It seems like every time the guy is gaining any kind of momentum, he gets smacked down hard in a state he really needs. Plus the guy actually visited Delaware...I'm not sure why he did, but dammit he did!

Win or lose, Brady wasn't going to the Pro Bowl. Lots of guys just don't want any part of it and honestly it's becoming a waste of time every year wondering who is going to make the team.

I don't know, people cgi'ing cum onto the pictures is probably a little more pathetic.

Lovett and the Judge were about even for me. The judge was a murdering, raping, pervert sick fuck. Lovett fucked around with the heart of a man who was already fucked in the head that Lovett was a cold hearted self centered bitch who thought it was a good idea to feed dead people to people for her own personal gain. The judge was just a controlling sick asshole. Hell, if . Hmmm...you're right, Lovett really WAS more evil. And I'm spoiler tagging since it's not out on DVD yet and still in theaters.

No that'd be going for it on 4th and 13 when you are in realistic field goal range in the SuperBowl. When your offensive line can't block a three man rush and your quarterback is firing the ball out of bounds deep no less!