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To make fun of it with a friend of mine and hope every now and then a good match will happen. That's about it.

Welcome to the NFL Aaron. Drop back, corner sack and fumble.

I thought Luhus was asian...

I've got the perfect match for Hulk Hogan. Hogan vs his couch. Make him stay the fuck home instead of bringing him in to put himself over another wrestler just to give his ego another stroke.

They'll have Chavo go on Byte This and say Eddie would have wanted it that way.

When was this? God, it was a couple years back like when Mick's first book came out. The online poll had Foley in front by a HUGE margin, I mean he had it in the bag. So Time removed his name because he "didn't fit into what they were looking for", so people responded by pushing Flair to first. Time removed him because "characters played by actors didn't fit into blah". Now? Geena Davis is a finalist for playing a bad President. Nice.

Not sure, but I know that if I know the exact moment the world is going to end I am playing one song: "Life's been good" by Joe Walsh

Wait a minute, Natasha's not dead, is she? Depends, there have been reports that her brain is no longer functioning but that is believed to be extreme rumor or at least it's hoped to be rumor. And Natasha could at least act, something that still cannot be said for Tara.

The best was when Mick Foley was winning and they removed him so people started voting for Flair...and then they removed him. Kayne West and Darth Vadar, fine and dandy. Professional wrestlers? No thank you sir! Now someone call Geena Davis, we need to put her character on the cover!

I'm sorry, I got distracted by Dixie. What did you say?

Don't worry, Undertaker will bring Tim back from the dead to "The Final Countdown" on Smackdown next Thursday. Or Boogeyman will and Tim White will be a zombie ref for all of his matches.

Wait, there is a PPV tonight? Holy hell, I forgot.

Is it it time to go to a 16-team playoff? No, half the NFL should not have a shot at the Super Bowl. Upper rankings should be the only ones with a chance.

They would have had them in the second game this year if Leftwich and Taylor weren't hurt. Without them, they just barely beat the Niners. I'm not saying the Colts are bad, I'm saying this "hit them and you can beat them" isn't new and it's really stupid to hear announcers and everyone saying, "now we know how to beat you!" So..don't turn the ball over and hit them....wow, that's a novel idea! Why, I thought the way to beat them was turn the ball over alot and let Manning have all day to throw the ball. Boy is my face red.

Matt Millen brings people together from all different races, sports and tax brackets. He should run for Congress or something.

Can someone explain to me how this is a NEW gameplan to beat the Colts? You hit Manning and make him do things he doesn't want to do is somehow a new concept? It's the same fucking concept the Patriots used for two seasons. What are the odds if you pressure Peyton you might be able to beat them?? Jesus Christ, listen to yourselves for once experts. This is old news. Pressure Manning and hit them and you can beat them. It's the blueprint to beat any team in the NFfuckingL. It's not like Marty revealed something new here.

Drew Brees wants to keep Phillip Rivers in San Diego for one more year. They are best friends and he can't stand the thought of him not being with him to bake cookies and read scary stories to each other.

It's already overseas and has made 80 million. It's doing great overseas.

Funaki is asian. Asians can't talk. Most of these can be answered in WWE logic. I see what you are saying about Jericho but damn, I've never seen a guy have so much and mean so damn little.

In the "stop talking about Reggie Bush for fuck sake" games Texans up 17 late in the third and the Niners down 1 in the third to the Jags....yes, the Niners have only given up 7 points to the Jags. Least if the Texans win and the Niners lose to move to the #1 pick, the "draft Bush" talk actually will make fucking sense!

Shelton is just the wrong color for the WWE so of course he was going to get buried. Jericho wins the buried wrestler of the decade award.

I noticed about the Giants is when Tiki would go off, so would the offense. Eli without Tiki was painful to watch. That guy has put the Giants on his back and is carrying them to an NFC EAST title. Tiki should be one of the candiates for MVP.

Why is the Musclebuster up for the award when it's not his finisher? His finisher is the choke. Finisher of the Year: Destroyer (though I love the Pounce since it does hurt like hell to get hit by ANYTHING if you don't see it coming..a big linebacker doing it would hurt like fuck. Although I also like it cause it makes me laugh to see how people sell it like a shotgun blast) Knockout of the year: Traci (was actually a hard decision since I find them all attractive) X Division star of the year: Fallen Angel Tag of the year: The Naturals (though I wanted to vote for Siaki/Apolo for the laugh) Who to watch: Christian (Roderick Strong? Are they serious? And why no Sting?) Moment: Christian debut (though the Rhyno win was kind of a stunned "holy shit!" moment..TNA had lots of cool moments actually) Match: Ironman: Daniels vs Styles (I loved that match, it followed such an impressive pattern) Feud: Styles vs Daniels (everything about those two says star to me) Mr TNA: Joe (I'm not voting against him..he might come kill me!)

Kong is fine, it made 80 million overseas. So it's already well on it's way to making back the 207 million budget no matter what it does in the second weekend. Of course, if it suffers an insane unpredictable second weekend fall off, then yeah it might not escape the bomb talk. Right now, it's fine. Not explosively awesome like anyone predicted but very good.

It's too early in the game and that is still the stupidest plan ever. Like the Colts have never lost in the Dome. Tapering off at the end is the exact opposite of what teams going to the Super Bowl should do. But they are only down 13, not 35. I'm still sure they'll come back on the bipolar Charger defense.