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I meant the IMPACT's dude. If you guys don't do the PPVs, I think that's cool. No one should be forced to buy wrestling.

He's also directing X3...life is good for him right now but it could go south in a hurry.

Does anyone outside of the fans like him? Seems like everywhere he goes, he pisses off management.

I was thinking you and Dames should just rotate from PPV to PPV. That way you'd each get a good month of a break and wouldn't get burned out so quickly.

It's the WWE, they have no options. I don't remember Molly hearing the "fat" talk until they turned her heel. Then it was "omg what a tub". That's the only way the writers can think of to insult a female, she is either evil, a slut, a whore, fat or a tease. Since Lita is the whore, Torrie is the tease, Candice is the slut and Victoria is the meanie...Alexis has no choice, she'll be the fatty.

Rhino vs Jarrett is going to make this company look really stupid because JJ is going to win the belt probably with a guitar shot. Even though at BFG, Rhino took an insane amount of punishment INCLUDING a guitar shot and still won. There will be no way to defend them if they give the strap back to JJ. It'll be a beyond horrible move.

Stephanie's the one pushing the shit to us, so of course she isn't going to oppose it. Vince lost touch with reality years ago. Linda is the business mind of the company and she doesn't know what creative is. Shane simply doesn't care about the business except for when he wants to be a wrestler for a month. Triple H? Well... Marissa is our best hope. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We're fucked. Marissa literally allowed herself to be the goofy female at the request of the Macs.

I'm thinking more along the lines of one of the McMahon family growing a brainstem. But that one doesn't seem possible.

I think the problem is the WWE has an Emperor's New Clothes thing going on. Vince thinks he is the most hilarious man alive. And everyone in the company shakes their heads and claps as hard as they can for all his great ideas and segments. To Vince, what he did Monday was probably the funniest thing he has ever came up with and yes, he'll complain later. Personally, I don't care if it was tasteless or not. The WWE really needs some people who can honestly say, "this is stupid and not funny" or just that something is stupid without having Vince fly off the handle into delusion world. It's right up there with Saggy walking out every week and showing off her...whatever you want to call what she has.

She has the Molly Holly bubble BUTT. I approve. Course that means she is going to get the "fat ass" jokes at some point. Even though her ass isn't fat.

Best part about that: Ash isn't being touched. Sam and Bruce said, "no, no Ash" to the deal. I love that.

Ratings went down after Katie Vick, didn't they? The people that liked it have to be in the minority, can't see why ratings would go up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Evil always triumphs.

Of all the remakes, only "The Hills have eyes" really sounds like it has a chance to be good. It may end up going south in a hurry but Ted Levine is a good actor. Plus I'm a big fan of Billy Drago since Brisco County Jr.

Welcome to the Dark Side. The circle is now complete.

Wrestling in general? No, the indy scene wasn't too bad in 2002. In 2005? Fuck...lot of the best are either retired or handcuffed.

This is what happens when you hire writers not funny enough for SNL and Madtv. You get a unfunny skit that drags and drags and drags. Worse yet, watch the ratings go up.

Both were unfunny. I'm no longer offended by the WWE. You gotta believe a company has class and morals to be offended by them.

She got cut so Steph could babble and Vince could audition for SNL.

Shelton will be fired soon. They obviously have nothing for him and he won't survive the next round of cuts.

I don't get the offensive thing. JR's in the company, I'm sure he knows what they did and probably doesn't give a shit. It was just 10 minutes too long and not funny. It wasn't even chuckle worth. Offended? Nah, that wasn't offensive. Just boring and unfunny.

Fuck no, that was long and boring.

Stuff like this makes me wish GLOW was still around. Cause even that is better than what just happened.

FUCKING END THIS!

This skit died 10 minutes ago...when it started.

Pfft, Rappers aren't extreme. European Death Metal, now THOSE fuckers are nuts. Anytime you are willing to kill your competition THEN eat his heart because he has a bigger following than you, you are officially into the, "wow, these fuckers are serious" territory. This is the kind of expert analysis that we can only get from Da Maintenance Man. And John Madden.