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"Pretty nice example of a person's past actions blinding someone to the realities of the situation at hand." Oh, my eyes are open. He THREW A BAT AT THE SAME UMPIRE before. Milton Bradley is an arrogant creep who is one of "those guys" (meaning loud-mouth hot dogs) who is a baseball turn-off. He's violent and has gone after fans. I'm supposed to feel sorry for him because he again tried to ATTACK an umpire? If the umpire said something racist, it still doesn't change the fact that he was going to hurt an older man and attack an umpire. Call timeout, as he did, and report it with the 1st base coach to the proper authorities. Don't make yourself look like a thug. Enjoy the hospital, hot dog.

The hell happened to the Raw thread tonight?

Carlito may just as well be billed as "Joey Maggs" from now on.

Burke/Dreamer/Thorn tops Umaga/Kennedy/Carlito as the most unappealing 3-way of the year.

Add the ratings. Man, around WrestleMania time who'd have predicted CARLITO and VINCE in a cage together? God awful.

1) Cade and Murdoch have already defeated The Highlanders in a title match. On PPV. Two-on-Two. Think, WRITERS. 2) Jillian Hall has the strangest face ever, it looks like a fish, an orange, and a vagina were spliced together.

Well, I haven't seen a really good Simmons match since 1993, so I guess you can't expect miracles. The ensuing Santino backstage promo will probably be funny. "LOOK AT THAT MAN'S BODY, HE IS ON, HOW YOU SAY, ILLEGAL SUPPLEMENTS".

FUCK YES. Simmons/Marella is literally the internet's most wanted match since Danielson/Homicide.

I hope Vince isn't seriously going to try to turn Orton face ala the 1997 double-turn, with Orton playing Steve Austin, Cena playing Bret Hart, and Mr. Cena as Stu Hart. Except much worse.

Orton says what's on the minds of every adult WWE fan.

The reports of Hardcore Holly's demise have been greatly exaggerated. And this Cody Rhodes push reminds me of the 1998 Tom Brandi push. It only gets his opponents over.

Melina has marketability as a hot babyface...but she'll be involved in tying Hornswoggle up and trying to kill him or something.

Vince claims "Win-Loss Records" are the most important thing...

"WWE allows it to a point, see Hogan-Lawler earlier this year in Memphis, if you will." Do you mean the match that became Hogan-Big Show because WWE pulled Lawler from it...? Hmm... IS IT a conincidence that the steroid lockdown is being called "Operation: RAW deal?" A subtle message to Vince McMahon?

Latest example being Green Arrow/Black Canary Wedding... BTW, Sinestro Corps War has been 1000x better than World War Hulk, which got off to such a hot start.

Aww, Milton's torn ACL couldn't happen to a more egotistical, cocky piece of crap player. I remember his prancing and watching home runs in Philly and his comments. Karma, bitch. He's physically assaulted umpires and fans before, so I wish him the best in his rehab.

I like the old Eagles jerseys! Actually I was disgusted with them, but they grew on me. If anyone's wondering, Philly was colonized by the Swedish and the football team started with those colors 75 years ago. Hence, the bright-ass Swedish colors. Reid said he's not superstitious (SHOCK), so expect them to be retired.

Way to go Mets!

Tonight was a really good win for the Phillies, GREAT JOB by the bullpen, altho Kane Davis' one inning was helped by bullshit umpire calls, oh well Nats! Even Myers delivers!

Kevin Gregg can kiss my ass, thanks for giving the Mets a game. What an awful job by Willie Randolph tonight, BTW, blown double-switches and Sosa over Wagner?

Brett Myers you suck, pal! In reality, the Phillies bats did. I can't wait for Brett to go back to the rotation next year.

You forget that Rod Barajas single-handedly cost Brett Myers like 2 months with his pussy-foot catching, Al.

Al's gonna be throwing a ton of 1-hour bans to me if the Phils make the playoffs. Last night was Bizarro World, won by the performances of Jose Mesa, Rod Barajas (I thought he was dead), and Clay Condrey. Brett Myers BLOWS ANOTHER ONE, tho! We should win tonight. Al, here's a stat question for ya...what's the Phils record in Wednesday games since June? I ask this because there's a particular nightclub/sports bar, big Phillies hangout, Landmark Americana, I frequent on Wednesdays, and I swear EVERY Wednesday they lose, and mood there showing the CSN replays. Usually when I get there someone's hitting a walk-off on Gordon. This Wednesday streak includes: THE ATLANTA DEBACLE.

He's from Iran, but lives in Detroit where crime is super high and thus the police are too busy to notice his impending terrorist plot.

Meh, they've went 0-2 and ended up in the NFC Title Game a few years back. I have faith in Andy but DAMN, things look bleak.