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All of these qualify for "Lame, Society-Annoying, Shitty T-Shirts", but the least of the worst is #4.

"But today it's ahrd to imagine Kane with the mask again" Really? You shoulda watched Raw and Vengeance 2 months ago. There was a masked Kane on every episode.

Kane isn't really over anymore. Fans just pop for his pyro. He doesn't have a catchy chant, and just gets some cheers when he sets up the chokeslam. he's just a bald, tall guy now.

Should be a sitcom. BTW, hopefully working a program with Finley can improve Batista's in-ring ability, ala Lashley.

WAY TO MISS THE TAG AT THE PLATE, WHICH HE DID MAKE, UMPIRE. Doesn't matter, but awful call.

Smackdown! on 9/8 scored a 0.000000001 broadcast rating, with a few people looking for re-runs of The Parkers, a few stoners forgetting to change the channel, and one guy on a message board watching it. -no one

Howard's within 6 HRs of the non-steroid Home Run record. In all seriousness, just give him the MVP title now.

"It's on like neckbone!"

MVP is like Green Lantern fan at the ROH/CZW Cage of Death show when someone had tickets in "his" seats and he cried to ROH security to sit there. "Yo I aint got no tickets? Hook me up! Yo security man whassup you got some tickets for me?"

This team rules. BEAUTIFUL BOBBY JC JAMES EATON and IDOL EZ MONEY STEVENS. They better use that Freebird DDT. And both women are among WWE's hottest.

Tag Champs get even uglier masks.

"Am I the only one who thinks Glen Jacobs should finally get run he deserves..." He's gotten more than enough pushes, some more than he deserved. He's an Undertaker spinoff, and even Taker has never been a top draw/main eventer. Taker's big runs at the top (1997 and 1999) both had others main eventing above him, with Hart Foundation/Austin and McMahon/Austin, respectively. "...and even turned down the opportunity to end Taker's streak." LOL, what? "Could you imagine if Hunter had Kane's Career he'd kill himself by now." Triple H is a better worker, can use the mic, and isn't typecast into one role. "24 hour reign as Champ, 8 tag title reigns all with different partners" Wrestling is fake. Money means the most. He's made a lot. "...the starring role in See No Evil(At least he got time off)" And money. And his own magazine special, which Cena isn't getting. Kane needed to retire 2 years ago, IMO. He became worthless when the mask went away. And hasn't been interesting to me since early 2000 when he was working DX-leader World Champ HHH.

Kennedy puts over the jobber, legit former Olympic silver medalist, 10-time lifting champ, NCAA champ? Who? Ha, nevermind "6 time NCAA Champion" haha. YES KENNEDY BRINGS BACK THE LAMBEAU LEAP! Youknowitsthe(Rodney)MackMillitant! Hollaholladollabill! Kennedy wants to go to Raw. Oh shit, Taker/Kennedy at No Mercy. Jeez. That's not gonna be very good.

Finlay kills Rey with the Celtic Cross for the pin after Rey "slips" attempting to execute a twisting springboard dropkick. Nothing special at all. I hope Rey does he "gets pummeled" act next week with Terkay or someone.

Chris Masters must have used this BowFlex. I like JBL, he makes the show feel like a SPORTS event. But Cole keeps making stupid assertions, unrelated comparisons, and stating incorrect facts. And this is like 3 minutes in. How the man got an XM show, much less has it pulgged on Stern astounds me as he is the most un-hip person ever. Finlay has pretty much OWNED Mysterio on TV, even as world champ. This ass-kicking near squash isn't surprising. BTW, this crowd SUCKS. Finlay locks on the Lion Tamer~! Now he has this modified Terry Gordy-esque single leg crab. Just tap Rey.

I hope somehow Rey would go back to the Cruiser division. His matches haven't exactly been very good since doing the never-ending Eddie feud, Batista tag matches with MNM, mini-feud with Kane/Show, ridiculous record-setting Rumble win in one of the shittiest Rumbles in memory, Orton battles, spot-tastic sloppy quickie WM title win, JBL matches, Booker title loss, and current feud + crappy bout with Chavo at SummerSlam. But I don't see how that would happen. Rey needs to get a groove on again and come up with new spots to keep my attention. FINLAY LOVES TO FIGHT and goes with the "Road Team" black/green attire tonight. JBL "took HBK years to get over losing his smile"...yet yet won the tag Titles 3 months later and World Title 9 months later, huh? Nice matwork. I like how Cole sells Finlay's gutwrench slam like "WHOA!" and then Rey no-sells it and rolls outside.

Well, here we go, Smackdown! time on the UPNCWPhilly57channel

During HBK Vs. Austin, WM 14, right when HHH and Chyna get ejected, there is a dubbed in Finkel, obviously taped for this presentation, that says "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ordered that both Triple H and Chyna are to leave the ringside area!" I don't understand, why was this taped and thrown in? It sounds like a generic voiceover for a videogame.

"I think the triple threat match from Taboo Tuesday with Angle and Michaels clearly smoked it." Tell me about this match.

wildpegasus has been totally tolerable this week. Good job.

"Bret Hart vs Dibiase End of Surivor Series 90" :::Bret sits up from being pinned to end the match::: "FUCK!"

Favorite Bret matches were again Owen at WM X and SSlam 94, a tie. Favorite Flair match was the 92 Rumble. Perfect match.

Coming from a former worshipper of Kruk and the '93 Phillies, I can't stand to watch anything he's on. He's awful. HEY GIANTS. Please knock off San Diego a few times.

I agree 100%. And then Vito will join up with him, because face Vito is terrible. This undefeated streak, IMO, is being done to build some wins up for a guy that lost nearly every match with Nunzio throughout 2006. I brought up Vito's size because if he's needed to be the "muscle", he ain't got any.

Um, keep Striker and his 1995 Superstars gimmick on ECW, please. Not on Smackdown! where there's actual talent. I love how every week when the ratings are announed and they get lower there's a "probably down because..." attached.