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That's a kickass finisher.

Prediction: Eventually Jeff Hardy becomes to "Stevie Richards" to Edge's "Raven", not as dramatic but they'll form a stable. Has to happen.

Damnit that crowd just kept Duggan on TV for the next 6 months.

Wow, that's cool that Raw found a way to still air live during the usual break in late August.

Wow, this is such a Survivor Series '89 team.

Hey just got here, can someone summarize what's happened thus far?

I wanna lead a Greek fratnerity gang of "TSM" - Theta Sigma Mu. Join now and get booze and we'll TP wildpegasus' mother's house. And knock up Leena. And get booze.

"from Josh Fisher: I just heard an add on the Radio for the August 22nd Smackdown tapings/ECW live TV event. It said that the main event for ECW would be The Big Show taking on the New ECW Champion. Also there was no mention of King Booker when they were listing some of the smackdown stars." Could be because Booker wasn't a main eventer when the ad was taped and RVD had yet to be crowned the new ECW Champion. Those local ads are WAY old sometimes.

Of course they'd get Jarrett to defend pro wrestling against dating violence. It's not like he was booked to be an over-protective aggressive male who beat up his (storyline) property-girlfriend-type (Debra, 1999), including a run where he repeatedly bashed several women over the head with guitars.

3 reasons that would suck: A) Joe is considerably higher on the card and he tore through Liger. What would a rematch serve to do other than to say: "Whoops, we didn't have anything else to do with our most over guy." B) The first one was dissapointing and slow. C) It's gonna be a PACKED show. So this thrown-together match would be rushed and short again.

No, he survived.

Too many members. Hawkgirl sucks. Red Tornado sucks. Speedy sucks. That's who I'd can.

I think "In Your House: Beware of Dog" would have been a better title for this show, since it was apparently the drizzling shits, nobody watched it, and EVERYONE LOVES $39.95 DQs.

Pittsburgh and Washington are awful, and play the Reds and Phillies, respectively, over the weekend. "Win the games you're supposed to win." That's a big step in proving what team is really a champion and the problem with teams in the past like the Braves who don't step up in the postseason. IMO, this is just as important as a head-to-head showdown, which traditionally sees only a one game movement in the standings. I recall the Phillies having trouble with the Nats at a time when they were much closer to the Mets and it began a freefall down the standings for them, along with the Mets winning a ton of games at the time. The Phillies are better than Washington and had better come out of the series either where they are now or higher, or expose themselves as total pretenders. I have faith they will, but Pittsburgh is just BAD, and the chances of the Reds sweeping Pitt. and the Phillies winning 2 of 3 seems more likely. We'll see. At any rate, there is NO EXCUSE for the Phillies not be at least .500 after this series.

Totally Tool Wrestling sells a blue Sheik shirt with white font that I like better.

Some Seattle Seahawks player just broke/tore/whatever his miniscus in his knee and can't practice and such for 6 weeks. Seeing a 55 year old man run around and use his two maneuvers, both such REQUIRE HIS LEG, is going to be painful.

Hotbutter Spoontoaster, one of my alledged enemies, has just gotten major cool points for his original post. I totally agree. BTW, on a un-related college note (but FEEL GOOD STORY): I'm gonna be a super senior this year (my final year of college) because I took a second major (Interactive Multimedia aka web/DVD/video game design) to my other major of Technology Education that I finished. Anyway, my parents were all: "WHAT? A SECOND YEAR OF SCHOOL? THINK ABOUT THE MONEY!" I'll admit, they pay for my tuition. But they weren't going to for a 5th year. So I'm all brave and "I will step up and pay for it!" Well yesterday was August 17th and I had approx. $50 to my name for this "tuition I was paying for." I go to see my bill, and because I am a year older and 5th year: Fall Tution: $5,700 Fall Grants: $6,800 HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE FUCKING SCHOOL! I LOVE GRANTS! GRANT SHOW FROM MELROSE PLACE, HUGH GRANT FROM THOSE FUCKING JULIA ROBERTS FLICKS, AND GRANTS! HORACE GRANT!!!! GRANTS GRANTS GRANTS! I'm in a happy mood. ____ I hate those fucking coffee drinkers. The same ones that give me looks of disgust for smoking (don't worry they're all emo or march in parades or fatasses with no social skills) sit there 5 minutes into class "UM, Are we gonna get a break?!?" and then start pouring sugar into their Starbucks cups and break out the shitty organic veggie chips.

Every one of those movies (not including Secondhand Lions, which I've never heard of), IMO, is bad, especially Pay it Forward. Surprising considering all 3 flicks had pretty decent/good casts. Man he's one ugly hippie lookin' kid.

Why I'll be at both shows.

Oh yeah, there was also these 4 people that walked in dressed as snakes. There were also people with scary snake masks, and tin-foil "planes" around their chests. The 4 I am remembering though wore green sheets with red tongues sticking out. Simple but hilarious. They got "LET'S GO SNAKES!" chants.

Way to WWE the major event of the year. In, they had no real ending and blew their load with Spidey and it got less of a reaction than they thought, so they're gonna drag it out and think of some other shocker.

It was better than what Bischoff used to call it in 95-96 on Nitro: "Oh, look out Sting! Booker T. hits the jumping guillotine martial arts impact kick to the back of the head! He's got him...for 2!" I preferred "Axe Kick" (another Bischoff-ism), it sounded cool.

Wow, can you all please shut up and get back to the topic at hand. Not trying to be a dick but you've totally derailed talk about a really unique film experience.

Saw it at midnight, AMC 24 in Hamilton, NJ: ****ECW (1996) LIKE CROWD**** All the shitty previews (including Texas Chainsaw remake XMMCVII got boo'd. Going in BEFORE the previews, like 40 drunks kept yelling "YOU READY FOR THE SNAKES???" to any people that walked in looking for seats. Anyone that responded got a thunderous "YEAHHH!!!!" from the entire theatre, anyone that didn't respond was boo'd and had shit thrown at them. The first half of the movie was great. The second half of the movie was boring and sucked. Still, AWESOME for the atmosphere, but won't be the same on DVD or a repeat viewing. Everyone went crazy for the snake attacks. There was "SSSSSSSS" hissing during like every 5 minutes. Everyone popped for tits, the one tit shot in particular (you know it), and all the other cool moments. Still, this movie wasn't without flaws: This was a PG-13 movie as it was originally made, as you should know. It was re-done (poorly) with some more bad language, a gratuitious tit shot (ALBEIT A FUCKING AWESOME ONE WITH THE SNAKE~!), and some more cursing and CGI shots. KIDS CAN'T DIE! Come on, even after the one kid gets BIT BY A FUCKING KING COBRA HE LIVES FOR HOURS AND HOURS! Randy Savage would be proud. "Paris Hilton Character" was kinda lame, although I missed her, she was the new Cher from the Clueless TV series. I give the movie a 9/10 for the atmosphere and 5/10 for the actual film. Had a great time but it won't be duplicated on TV and DVD. OH YEAH!!! I started a clap session for Cobra Starship's "Snakes on a Plane" (Bring It) song at the end of the film. The whole crowd started clapping along and it was surreal to have an entire theatre going apeshit for the credits. Well worth the ticket.

"on 4 April 2006." God, who the fuck talks like that? "The more heelish you act, the more I like you." Wow I can see some 16 year old fat nerd blowing his load while switching back and forth from the TSM screen and his new DVD of Dusty Rhodes.