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Shane's brilliant. "SHAWN MICHAELS!"

I love the Highlanders.

Cena's first FU on the Big Show was actually Survivor Series 2003, guys. And it was louder than Brock's Show F5 (which was awesome itself) because Cena was nuclear over.

:::pops:::

FU HIS ASS

Cena better FU Viscera. Holy shit Cena broke out the "Throwback".

"As big as a Samoan Drop as you'll ever see." WHAT?!?!?

Got half of it.

Book a handicap match Vs. Spirit Squad or Haas/Vis, that'll be original.

He's doing the Rock's mocking people's voices from the Armageddon 2000 build-up. And Foley's cheap pop.

Beerfest on August 25th. Nice. I forgot that preview from Clerks II.

The girl from Bring It on 3 said "newbies".

This crowd's REALLY hot.

I don't get this logic. SHELTON WON a #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH He lost the title bout. So he should either STILL BE the #1 contender or there must be another one. ___________ Why does he ask for a #1 contender's match? By this logic, there are NO CONTENDERS for the title.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

Every match should be an IC Title #1 Contender's Match!

Snakes on a Plane commercial. Featuring Cobra Starship's soon to be annoying but now ultra-fun "Snakes on a Plane" (Bring It) song.

By the way, the new WWE Magazine is awesome, totally shoot comments, cool historic facts, and 1/2 Maxim Magazine with lots of neat little things.

That poster is REAL? I thought it was a shitty Photoshop. Edge is owning the shitty Raw faces here. HA Batista.

Maybe this sets up "Loser Leaves WWE" Trish/Lita at SSlam.

Thank God Edge came to stop the women's match.

The bad: - Horribly out of shape, Bossman-heat World Champion. - Shitty crowds outside of NY/Philly, and even those crowds are only good because they COMPLETELY BASH THE PRODUCT. - Heyman kissing Tommy Dreamer. - Sandman jobs to a low blow. - RVD's "OMG BIG MOMENT!" was completely ruined because the crowd knew the ending would be a bullshit copout (HEYMAN MAKING THE PIN? WHAT?) and RVD couldn't go over clean. His actually getting to KEEP the WWE title made no sense, and if they were going to do that they should've just had a regular referee make the count so the fans could celebrate and not feel like the next day on Raw it'd be taken away. - Test. - Mike Knox. - No "THAT IS A COOL CONCEPT" moments and just terrible attempts to recreate things that were cool many years ago in a piss-poor manner. - No titles besides the "Defend against Smackdown and Raw Superstars" title. - Justin Roberts. - WWE Referees dressed in ECW ref shirts. - DQs. - Joey Styles and Tazz are awful and even worse than the TNA overselleing announcers. - Smackdown recap. - Raw recap. - Lack of "Enter Sandman". - Likely inclusion of The Bashams. - Masato Tanaka jobs to one chairshot. HA. - Lack of exciting matches. There's been about 1 very good match the entire run so far. Angle/RVD. They're WWE guys. Batista/Show sucked. Show/Taker was horrible. Show/Flair was embarassing, complete with both guys being blown up, the worst chairshots ever, and OMG BLOOD used. Show/RVD was awful. CM Punk's win was nice but not memorable. The Vampire's match was heatless and lame. Balls' can't win. Sabu's matches have been killed by DQs or lowly opponents. They're TRYING but the booking is horrendous. - Generic stock theme music. Worse than the WCW Saturday Night jobbers or '98 WCW luchadores got. - Burial of midcard talent to John Cena on Raw. Credible/Balls looked like pansies and still do.

July 29, 20002 to be exact. Rock/Flair would actually hurt WrestleMania's buyrate, since mainstream America doesn't want to see Flair wrestle ever again, and other fans are embarassed when he "wrestles" now some 10 years after he should've retired. Plus, Rock and Flair did their lone spot of chemistry, the "Flair Strut" and "People's Elbow" combo at WM XX. Hogan Vs. Austin build should've already started. I won't be looking forward to it unless it's billed as both wrestlers Last Match Ever.

No, it usually happens with some other higher ranking babyface with power, i.e. Linda/Steph or Foley in Rock/Austin's case or J.J. Dillon in Sting/Luger's case giving the babyface a chance to get a title shot, over the head of the heel authority figure. Not Sabu just getting one after Heyman swore against it for weeks. The idiots who actually dig this WWE PRESENTS ECW crap astound me. They're worse than the ROH retards that chant "THIS IS AWESOME!" 2 minutes into Joe/Kobashi after they have done a simple armdrag.

Wow, more proof that ECW sucks. Heyman for the past 3 weeks: "SABU WILL NEVER EVER EVER GET A TITLE SHOT! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!" "Sabu gets a #1 contender's match" LOGICAL! The winner gets to face a fat guy who was washed up in late 1998.