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Capetta: "And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent. Weighing 230 pounds. From The State Hospital. The Medic!" Guy in full green ER scrubs. Wearing a mask that was just ER scrub cloth with eyeholes and a mouth hole. I see he was mentioned. KKC, Hardwork Walker also used a flying headbutt, delivered while the opponent was standing up. In his rare wins, I remember this finisher being used more than a clothesline. In Nash's AWESOME WrestleReunion shoot Big Kev mentions one of the guys the nWo fought on nWo Sat. Night. Bud "Smokey" Green The Turner Executives flipped.

Bagwell also held the tag straps with Shane Douglas in 2000, though their teaming was brief. Quote: "'Mr Wonderful' Paul Orndorff and 'Pretty' Paul Roma - did some good stuff in 1994." Someone's on acid. Seriously. I could EASILY name at least 75-80 WCW tag teams alone that were better. Roma is one of the worst wrestlers in the world and Orndorff was slow (read: "methodical!"-tm Schiavone) and should've retired.

Hey, what do you know, Rhyno's squashing people on Impact! and working a program with Joe. Now put Rhyno OVER Joe at the next PPV and have Rhyno be the first challenger for Joe's World Title run.

JBL also mentioned he was a member of the Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness tonight. He was referencing EVERYTHING, from the WCW Hardcore Title (Helms) Harlem Heat's performances at the Bash in the past to Finlay & Regal's WCW brawls 10 years ago. Michael Cole was horrible, as always, but JBL and him work well together. :::during the Finlay/Regal match::: Cole: "That damn little troll under the ring!" JBL: "He's not a troll, he's a leprechaun!" Cole: "A LEPRECHAUN!?!?!?! Come on, there's no leprechaun. JBL: "Remember 2 years ago when I won the WWE Title here at the Bash? The guy you announced that show with was also a leprechaun!" Cole: "Well, haha, yeah." JBL: "I wonder how many of them live under the ring!"

The good side of JBL's commentary: JBL being a historian, bringing up neat facts, and putting over all the wrestlers. Mickie James' lovely thick legs. Kendrick & London's new spooky purple & black "evil fencing masks". Umaga. The expressions on Little Bastard's face. A World Champion you can take seriously. No Mark Henry on TV.

"Where was Super Crazy?" Eating.

ABout Page 4: JBL does mention Hardy/Helms breaking into the business together. JBL mentions taking an opponent lightly, and The APA doing just that and losing the WWF Tag Titles to Matt Hardy. JBL says Helms is the best thing on Smackdown!. JBL mentions Helms is the ONLY MAN to be WCW and WWE Hardcore Champion. Helms won by dropping Matt jaw-first onto the top turnbuckle, a roll-up, and handful of jeans (which Cole repeatedly said were tights). JBL: "C'mon Matt! Why don't you have your internet fans send you an e-mail and help you win! They can text message you and help you get back into it!" ___ Also, Michael Cole says that the bout is a non-title match, due to Hardy gaining weight since his last run as champion.

Booker, BTW, is now 7-1 at the Bash, losing only in a 4-way in 2004. (JBL, on the PPV, incorrectly said that Booker was 7-1 before his match with Rey.)

Mr. Kennedy is not the #1 contender. Stop reading news posts from people that didn't see the show.

You could've probably watched a WCW pay-per-view during the never-ending Punjabi Prison match. I loved how they built so-called "psychology" around ESCAPING THE BAMBOO prison before the doors closed...for like 20 minutes. Then, as soon as Taker GETS trapped in there, he no-sells the entire concept of the match by climbing over the "deadly, spike ceiling cage" in like 10 seconds.

The show NEEDED Batista to come to the ring and confront Booker. Seriously, the end was Queen Sharmell doing the "All Hail King Booker!" about 17 times. Booker's okay, but the "king" gimmick reeks of shit and I look forward to the belt going back to Batista where it belongs.

I checked out the show: Good opener, lots of great psychology, Kendrick and London looked like stars. Shitty Taker/Show match, as usual. Horrible. Batista/Kennedy was an odd pairing, but Kennedy's massive bladejob was cool. Hardy/Helms had a terrible ending, good match though. 4 Way bra & panties was awful. Jillian looked HIDEOUS. Kristal and Ashley's catfighting looked authentic, at least, they're very energetic. Regal/Finlay was absolutely boring and dull. They brought no brutality and stiffness, no WCW '96 brawl, no holy shit this is cool moments, just some comedy, European uppercuts, and restholds. Booker/Rey was cool, felt important. Chavo's chairshot was STIFF. ________ JBL on commentary, 4 things: He's absolutely really funny sometimes. He WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT INSERTING HIS LEGACY INTO EVERY PERSON'S STORY. ALL MATCH LONG. Biggest fucking heatdog I've ever heard. His bringing up history of wrestler's, titles, and events was very good. He repeats himself ridiculously too much.

Daniels & Styles: "HEY! You want us to come down there! OK, we will! Here we come! OK we're here! You wanta contract? Well here it is!" :::Cop Killer on AJ:::

I have officially begun the tradition of kicking beer cans at my friends around the house and screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

He brought up a "friendship" with Savage and then went off on Savage for never calling or visiting him in the hospital following Yoko's bonzai attacks. Basically it came off as Fuji was in his ear poisoning his mind.

I talk a lot of shit on TNA. In my mind, they deserve it. However, this episode of Impact was awesome. Kevin Nash & Shelley were hilarious, Jay Lethal kicked major ass, Rhino/Joe confrontation was great, Homicide kills AJ...this show was really, really good.

CanadianMuggy, holy shit, after watching the credits I realized I went to highschool with the voice of the bunny.

I hate that goddamn picture. And the show bores me.

Austin, on the way to becoming the biggest star in the business, has a right to not want to work Owen when Owen was sloppy, paralyzed him, almost ended his career, caused multiple surgeries throughout his life, and totally altered his ability to take upper-back/neck bumps for the rest of his life.

In between NWO 2000 WM 2000, the then-scheduled 3-way between Rock/Show/HHH was given away free on Raw.

Somehow the Phillies are gonna end tonight only 5 back of the WC, with like 10 teams to jump.

Awesome (Cop Killer), haven't seen a Vertebreaker since Hurricane drilled Stevie on the JDay 2003 Heat.

I think it's really foolish for TNA to have so many "big match payoffs" potentially setup for a show in October, when realistically they need to be delivering big matches every single month. They don't have the luxury being the WWE and having a "filler" period in between January and April every year where they can just wait for the big match payoffs. For what they're paying for big contracts like Nash and Sting, as well as lower contracts like Christian and Team 3D, they need to be justified THIS WEEK, NEXT WEEK, and every PPV. But sadly with 1 hour of TV each week, this can't possibly happen.

It couldn't have hurt that they worked Rey & Kidman. *** WCW Monday Nitro (Live) 01-29-01, Baltimore, Maryland WCW Cruiserweight Champion Chavo Guerrero, Jr. & Animal defeated Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio, Jr. in 3:26 when Guerrero pinned Mysterio after Animal caught Mysterio's attempted top-rope hurancanrana and delivered a sitout powerbomb. I would have laughed if you told me all 4 guys in this match would go on to win a new set of WWE Tag Titles that were Smackdown! only.

Anvil was going to be the 4th member of the War Games team instead of Shockmaster.