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Taped Foley promo Vs. Ric Flair promo. SAME OLD SHIT YES! Monthly WCW reference!

I'll admit, I turned off the game during a "ERROR WITH GAMECUBE" sanity effect.

The last time WWE Raw was in Sioux City: Randy Orton teamed with Chris Benoit to defeat Triple H and Batista. Orton pinned Big Dave with an RKO clean.

On the contrary, I think Orton will act classy in attempting to court the young songbird, en route to getting shot down at SNME.

That rat who Matt's fucking looks like one of the non-English speaking people that works at Wendy's and hands you the change back.

Sioux City? Is that an indian reservation? Is this where Tatanka came out on Raw for the "Hometown Challenge" to fight Angle?

Maria, Kelly, and Michelle McCool in one ring. I'm there. BTW, keep in mind that March's SNME only had 3 matches, too.

In March 2000, on Thunder, while scheming on how to further cause the team of XS (Lane & Rave) to suffer more losses, Miss Hancock ran into El Dandy & Silver King. They were reading fan mail. El Dandy then looked at Miss Hancock and said, and I quote, "I can excite...your crotch!"

Shawn's super excited "BRING IT ON MOTHER F*CKER!" celebration after the Diesel match, complete with mocking Hulk Hogan's poses, was more of a "I just had a great match. F-You WCW. Try to top that. This is my generation and I am the best of it." then Michaels showing up Nash, his best friend, of all people.

At least you didn't use "suck" as a verb.

I'd prefer. 8 guys. Top 4 HRs make it. 4 guys. Top 2 combined HRs make it. 2 guys. Most HRs win. ______ So we don't get Howard hitting 21 in round 2 and then 5 in Round 3 and losing. It ruins the Derby the way things are now. People will be more likely to conserve energy as a result of what happened with Bobby.

What do you think about the RULES of the HR Derby? I think it's kinda silly to have Abreu do what he did and then have it all be pretty much washed away by losing the competition. With his performance, I think the Derby should be won by cumulative HRs, not each rounds top score.

Everything on ecw.com wwe.com is pre-approved by the office, don't let Dreamer try to rube you. What he's "sick of seeing" is (kayfabe) "THAT SCUMBAG PAUL E. TURNING ECW INTO A JOKE WITH THESE BIG GIANTS AND SCREWING RVD!"

They're all done, I've been doing 99-2000 to finish and it's taking forever because I have to type "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea" so many times.

Uncanny X-Men #475 was really good. Fantastic art and a unique team going to space to say the least.

wp, I don't hate homosexuals but if you're gonna invoke Benoit as a way to get people to read your thread and then flirt with men and threaten to have sex with a guy, people should know what they're getting into. That's why I called for the proper labeling for the thread. "The use of the word gay to describe something comes from discriminatory intentions. That is 100% undebatable." Not true and it is debatable. "Hey wanna go to that club?" "No thanks it's a gay club." "Hey wanna watch this Japanese wrestling match?" "Nah, the two guys mount each other for 23 minutes before the finish. I dunno, I've got this really gay vibe from it like the story they were trying to tell was that they loved each other." "Hey, would it be cool if I post a billion of the same oversized pictures in a row of myself?" "No, that would be pretty gay because you've just offered sex to a man and now you're posting many pictures of yourself." It's not GAY because it's negative, it's GAY because it's a GAY ACT. Don't get all defensive just 'cause you came out of the cloest on a pro wrestling message board.

Go easy on JJ, it's 2006. He's still terrible, but it could be worse. Jarrett's ultimate suck reign was squeezed in between Russo's two WCW tenures, from Jan-Mar 00. He single-handedly had the power to: Kill Scott Hall's heat, mock him, and work a shitty PPV main event that Hall should've had to himself. Take out Funk numerous times with a guitar. Take out Piper on Nitro with a guitar. Take out Nash on Thunder with a guitar. Take out Rhodes on various TVs with a guitar. Take out Flair & Crowbar numerous times with guitars. Take out Vampiro, in both matches that Jarrett stunk up, and with guitar shots in promos that Jarrett had nothing to do with. Take out Booker with guitar shots and beat him in main events. Take out Kidman with guitar shots. Take out The Mamalukes by feeding them to nWo 2000 (JJ and Harris Boyz) and embarassing them. Take out Disco in the same way. Pin World Champion Sid Vicious numerous times in Main Events (at least twice a month). This is in a 2-month span, mind you. And by take out, I mean "pin in the main event or break a guitar over their head" and not have them booked strongly to rebound. He single-handedly destroyed Vampiro, Booker, and Kidman's heat in a one month swing after they were starting to have good matches with each other. "HMMM, my angles suck and I'm killing buyrates? Who's working hard? I KNOW~! I'll have matches with them, go over with my silly 1987 guitar finish, and never let them get any revenge!" He defended the US Title 3 times in 3 months when they *8* hours of TV every week. He brought the Harris Boys into the nWo, where they were unstoppable, doing run ins during cruiser matches and at one point delivering their finisher to 9 wrestlers in 2 minutes. Think about that. It could always be worse. ________ And then of course Russo came back and put the belt on Double J to "KICK OFF A NEW WCW". Please. TNA stinks of Jarrett and shitty WCW and that's why it'll never be anything but a free-ticket show to a bunch of Orlando marks until Jeff and his hee-haw ass are out of there. Mark-ass Dixie Carter can keep LOSING MILLIONS to look good in front of the boys, but that doesn't make the company any less of a joke. Maybe if Jeff brings out a couple more "HEY YALL FANS YA WANT ME TO PICK THAT THERE PARTNER ON DOOR #1? OR DOOR NUMBA 2? YUCK YUCK." gems he'll be more over. He looks like an aged used-car salesman who wouldn't even be working Heat if he was in the WWE and didn't fuck up that situation. Just wait. He's gonna PIN JOE. That's what Jarrett does.

The last two "first days" of the Diva Search have been: Jericho says "destroy Bischoff's office" and "seduce Kamala", correct? As bad as both were, they're never gone capture the magic of the "cum-guzzling gutter slut" promo era. ______ Also, I bet Vince invites DX to the building only to have the cops arrest them for some marijuana that he "found" in their "bags".

Mallrats was fun when I was younger and WAS a mallrat and a big comic geek. Now I find it really poorly done, horrible script, and kinda embarassing to watch with anyone. Chasing Amy's cute at times, but really slow, overly sappy, and really misses the boat on some oppurtunities. A lot of funny shit is cut from it, IMO, from a script I got from Smith's comic store. It WAS my favorite but it's too forced at times. Dogma and JASBSB are both shit, IMO. Morris Day and the Time for your big send off to the Askewniverse? Morris Day? Kill yourself. Clerks is so unintentionally funny (although it has its flaws) that I'm really worried Smith is gonna screw this one up by intentionally trying to create unintentional humor, if you can understand that, and coming off flat or corny. Still, more can relate to it than his other works, and its by far his best, if not most spectacular, film, to me.

Seriously the guy with the "This Thread is Gay" gimmick needs to get in here because this is the worst thread I've ever seen in TSM and offers no redeeming qualities, embarassing so-bad-its-funny posts, cleverness, or wisdom. It's just suck.

He was always the most boring member of the 1997 Hart Foundation to me, especially anywhere near the stick. Both WCW runs were absolutely horrible. Solid tag worker with a better championship partners in Dynamite and Owen. Carried by Bret, Shawn, and Hennig in his early singles run. Yep, I'd say he's overrated. He's better than most of the current WWE roster, though, with very few exceptions.

It's a fucking pro wrestling message board. My God, we type incorrect slang every now and then.

Dude, there's a ton of girls I know, and their friends, who have never watched a wrestling match in their life, who've got that goddamn Brooke Hogan song as their MySpace background. What the hell. Yeah, Sci Fi is sponsoring the house show tour.

Here's an obscure one: WCW Souled Out 2000 Vampiro Vs. WCW Tag Champ David Flair Vs. WCW Tag Champ Crowbar

Does Todd Champion Vs. Chris Champion count?