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Carlito and Cena had already teamed up on Raw.

"Rob (Van Dam) and I have had great matches, Big Show and I have had great matches, Dreamer and I have had great matches." Words from Test on ECW.com

Henry and Batista will go on last. Send the fans home happy. After Booker wins the title. All the advertisements have been for Henry and Batista. And THAT match is having a contract signing, not the World Title match (?!??!?!?!). I am positive it'll go last unless the booking changes. I still don't see how Booker's title reign is going to last any longer than one month, considering the guy has 5 wins all year and has lost repeatedly every week on Smackdown.

Yeah, I didn't really understand it either. I was just told that they were upset and the fan was asked to give the thing back but refused. I don't think it would cost that much to re-design/create a new one, but maybe it had...some sort of sentimental value to Al or something? Who knows? That may be the most ridiculous hypothetical question ever.

By the way, the WWE suits are pissed that they didn't Snow's "Head" back from the fan in the crowd. The Test punt was totally improved. Not significant, just thought I'd pass it by from a source I ran into.

Sabu Vs. Big Show is NOT announced for Tuesday, don't be fooled by the match-up banners advertising their house show (Sabu/Show is the one on ECW.com advertising tonight's show).

Mark Henry main eventing The Great American Bash. Dusty, Flair, and Sting are having strokes.

The only reason you should care about the buyrate is if you work for them. Chil-lax. Hogan/Orton angle is gonna be awesome. The six-man's gonna be fun. Edge/Cena, eh, I guess will be cool. Those 2 have had way too many matches together, though. I wonder if the bull-riding will be a work.

Who is the ring announcer for this?

How dare you forget they have former WWE standouts Aaron Aguilera, JESUS HIMSELF, and Short Sleeve Sampson of the Juniors Division that changed Friday Nights? PLUS THE HEART THROBS AND APRIL HUNTER

I'm looking forward to the sequel to Smith's only good movie.

Hey JumpinJackFlash, The man who Mark Henry and Chyna fought with out on their date was Jersey local Donnie B of NWA New Jersey fame. He's a current WWE superstar's twin.

All updated to Batista Returns. Lash-berg and The Marine knotted up for #1.

This movie brought tears to my eyes. Seriously. It feels like two different movies, like an hour long unfunny Sandler film and then 30-40 minutes of amazingly well-written, sad, but awesome film.

Smackdown! has the worst booking ever. See: the MIA tag champions, unover feuding Mexicools, leprechauns, Divas ripping off Raw gimmicks, the main event of the upcoming PPV, the horrendous joke of a champion, the constant pushing of Mark Henry, the terrible U.S. champion, undefeated talentless gym twins, and mic skill-less non-athletic unstoppable giant they squashed taker to. Though I'll admit, it's still better than ECW or Raw, despite having little to offer but solid yet slow Finlay/Regal tags and Booker T backstage funny humor. Plus to me watching Smackdown! is like reading a comic called "The X-Men's second cousins' friends down the street". It might be good, but you know damn well it's meaningless in the long run and there's more important things happening elsewhere.

"Nobody's career has been damaged because of a hair cut" Ric Flair thinks you're an idiot. Molly Holly agrees.

- Sabu squashed Stevie, won with an Arabian Facebuster through a table. Crowd chanted "We Want Tablez!" like lemmings. - Roadkill and Mamaluke had a snoozer. Roadkill's music was awful. He won with a splash. - CM Punk defeated CW in the battle of the guys with "C-something" initials with a submission. Crowd popped for both men's knife-edge chops and nothing else. CM used "This Fire Burns" (Wreckless Intent) and CW had terrible music. Stevie Richards "ECW-Tron" was ALL WWE clips. Test's "ECW-Tron was ALL WWE clips, naturally. Justin Credible (with 2001 Alliance jobber theme) lost to Dreamer (with AiC knockoff). "This match sucks!', "Boring!", and "Tommy, Tommy!" chants. Also "Justin Asshole!" chants briefly. Brief Dreamer promo. Please pop for our intro. Justin Roberts and the "bazooka-t-shirt-gun" guy were ridiculed mercelessly. Tazz and Joey (huge "JOEY!") chant out to Tazz's last ECW theme. Videos: WWF/WWE/WCW/ECW big moments, WWE Divas, GAB promo, Sabu (TALKING?!?!?!?!) promo, ECW book ___________ There were about 2,500-3,000 people at the show.

Tommy Dreamer after his dark match with Justin Credible that got chants of "This match sucks": "You know, ECW fans, a lot of people in this business claim that the Hammerstein Ballroom fans are the craziest fans in this business. I need you to show us that Philly has the craziest M-F'ers in wrestling tonight when we go live on the Sci Fi Channel." 3 things: Fuck Tommy Dreamer for basically saying fuck Philly and prove me wrong. "M-Fers?!?!?" MF-ers? That's not Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer: Sci Fi Channel whore. _______ THERE WERE COTTON CANDY VENDERS IN THE CROWD. _________________ There was a 3-minute WWE DIVAS Music Video played during a commercial. ______________ THEY SHOT FUCKING T-SHIRTS OUT OF THE CANNON for 3-minutes straight...TWICE! _________ They had the balls to tell the "ECW" crowd: "We're live in 2 minutes! Everybody hold up your signs and posters!" _____________ I actually fell asleep after Test's match. In a seat. I saw the Phillies play earlier in a terrible game and stayed awake for THAT. Not during his match, after all it was only like 40 seconds. But afterwards I dosed off, during a predictable backstage promo, I believe, between RVD and Heyman, or RVD/Show. Something was on the screen, anyways. Tonight was a really bad 1-hour Raw with horrible nostalgia. I'd take Benoit swinging a singapore cane at Tajiri in an "ECW Rules" match from last year over tonight. _________ Oh, and there were several small children, boys and girls, no older than 5-7, who came in fucking Kurt Angle shirts and RVD shirts with "ECW SCI-FI!" and "RVD RULZ!" and "ECW! ECW!" signs.

I was there tonight. It was not only the worst live wrestling show I have ever seen, but also the most insulting to any fan. Certain long-time ECW workers in dark-matches cutting WWE-written "from the heart" promos should be ashamed of themselves. I will never view the WWE presents ECW again. By the way, CM Punk's theme music is Orton's ill-fated Killswitch Engage theme from Wreckless Intent.

Michaels could lose to The Road Runner and then shoot on him the next day about his creative control and the fact that he never, EVER puts anyone over.

No, I was just giving Sabu credit for being rated as highly as he was during the 90's. Nowhere near "the best wrestler" ever.

Carlito, in kayfabe mode, set back Van Dam's career some 6 months just as Rob was "ready to return" when he was drafted. Van Dam's revenge? Teaming with Carlito on Raw 3 months later.

Obviously chicks dig Van Dam.

RVD+Sabu Vs. Edge+Orton Vs. Cena+Angle is my pick. The instant Cena and Angle display teamwork much less a tag will kill a year's+ worth of storyline.

Worse. They start making friends with humans.