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This is funny.

I bet Shane and Vince fight DX midgets. Nevermind. This could be decent.

Orton's gonna go over Hogan. It's the only reason to book Orton, who is less of a star than Michaels, against Hogan, a year later. See Orton fans? THIS is why we hate him. Worse worker, less star power, yet gets ridiculous booking.

Oh my god sweet jesus. Tell me, tell me, tell me that wasn't forshadowing a Hogan/Orton SummerSlam match. You know what? It was.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Orton: "Stupid cunt..."

"...staring down with my mouth with a 4 inch WHAT?" "I just wanna hit the bong with some of my friends?"

Just heard the "n-word" on Raw.

Why can't Viscera get off his ass to attack Haas, since he did kick out at 2?

Haas is taking the Mikey Batts' approach....

Cheech Haas comes to ringside to bother Lilian.

If I could pick the least interesting tag match on Raw to watch this might be it.

Blackjack Cade

Val Venis is on Raw.

JHawk, those eyebrows on Maria... (I'm not hating tho, that girls gorgeous)

The summer special is actually NOT a swimsuit issue. It details the "first ever WWE barbecue" with 45 superstars in attendance, including The Great Khali.

Edge's new-age "Raven" gimmick would work if he actually won.

My brain tells me "Skidmark" must have something to do with Kidman.

I think Torrie would work as the "drunken sorority girl" to manage/valet for the Spirit Squad. I just saw that magazine at 7-11 an hour ago.

I bet they show still frames of "Lex Express" Lex Luger when discussing how Liz died.

JHawk forgets Christy Hemme, a better worker and hotter than Maria.

I just saw a shot of Melina during "World's Greatest Wrestling Managers" DVD.

Is Ashley fucking Massaro giving future wrestlers a "from the heart, how the sport has changed my life" speech? I like how The Miz, who has yet to do anything remotely productive, is yelling for future prospects to "show him something".

Not a joke! Not a hoax! This time it's for real! WHEN UNCONTROLLABLE SAVAGES EXPLODE!!!!!!

Mickie over Trish clean adds closure (temporarily) and allows a build for the mixed tag (SummerSlam?) They seem to not be a fan of the IC champ defending the belt at SSLam lately.

"where's everyone's anger and rage at Stone cold for beating up his wife?" It was there. You know. FOUR YEARS AGO. No one condoned it and many were quite pissed. But Austin hasn't been shoved down our throats regularly, over-hyped, and put over much better wrestlers every show, either. ______ Taker carried Orton at Mania. SummerSlam was ok, I just saw it, and besides the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, NONSENSICAL ending, it was good. He worked one singles match with Foley. It was a garbage match with some good spots. Anyone in Orton's shape with that build-up could've done it, IMO. Angle carried Orton to an OK match at ONS. Angle pretty much decimated him before that in some OK matches. Angle was the focus and really dominated the Mania match. Didn't see Vengeance. ______ "Orton's 100 times more entertaining that Cena." Cena's promos may suck, but they have a POINT and he doesn't trip over his words and mention his "destiny" (despite jobbing for MONTHS), like Orton does. His matches have been better in 2006.