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Hey La Parka marks, I got trivia for you. My WTF segment was this. Liger was granted a rematch for the IWGP Jr. Title during one of Russo's Nitros. But Juventud was injured. Russo told La Parka and Psychosis, "first one out of the office can defend the title". Psychosis escaped. But after Psychosis lost the title back to Liger, La Parka chaired him. TRIVIA: Russo hired La Parka into his "Powers That Be" stable. What SPECIFIC instructions were given to La Parka, that explained what his job was?

"Yes but the average backyard fed draws more paid fans then the number 2 promotion." No, they don't. The average backyard fed wouldn't gross in a year what TNA took in as its live gate for Bound for Glory. Don't be a retard.

Raw just keeps getting worse. - The John Cena interview was the worst main event face promo I've seen in many years. He managed to poorly try to ripoff the movie Dodgeball, The Rock, and any other naturally fun to cheer face. - JBL/Michaels was heatless dogshit. - Flair/Murdoch was ok. - Angle seems like he's going to have a heart attack everytime he gets on the mic lately. And I'm not making light of any situation or joking. he seems like a brainless clod...whatever happened to witty Kurt? - Shelton/Angle was decent, but this Daivari stuff is horrible. - Daivari is a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, OVERSELLING and NON-ENTERTAINING CHARACTER. His overselling of the "biased ref" gimmick was so cheesy. It's SUBTLE things, like Nick Patrick's nWo bias, that are cool. Blatant cheating is ridiculous, and Daivari was the king of the lame oversell. - Cena on Mad TV? That show still makes new episodes? - Melina/MNM/Trish Segment: AWESOME. No complaints. - Candice/Mickie James was horrible. Victoria is getting uglier each week while Candice is getting even hotter and learning better subtle ring movements. James is average. - Triple H is boring. Val Venis does not have ANY type of "look", despite what pretty good ring skills he may have. _______________ Raw was just SO SLOW. The Cena thing bugs me the most, though.

A horrible, slow Raw IMO.

What happened after Orton threw Michaels off the top, the digital cable got all scrambly due to the weather.

Shhhhh, don't mention talented posters around this message board. They might chase you away, too.

For those of you who haven't heard of Phil Mushnick... Late 1997, Raw would cut to a couple-minute long "shoots" by Jim Cornette, giving his opinion on hot topics, on the air. Oct 6th "blah blah, the nWo is a bunch of assholes. Nash promised us he'd stay and then walked out on us. Sean Waltman goes to WCW, he's only there because Hall & Nash like to see him puke on himself when he's drunk, and he carries their bags." Oct 13th He brought up Mushnick, who apparently wrote a column about Pillman's death. Internet and WWE opinion were that is was biased and slanderous. I think it was. It was VERY controversial, unlike this article.

They're both terrible and remind me of WCW 2001, in that they hype every basic maneuever as if its groundbreaking, despite their company being incredibly bush league in an attempt to equal production of WWE.

Actually, I don't think its Perfect's injury that caused the quick tapout. I believe this would be the first time Bret had the hold applied on Hennig. It was a reversal sequence. For Hennig, I think it was just difficult to tell whether, VISUALLY, the hold looked fully applied. The crowd popped for the reversal, so Hennig just accidently assumed it was fully applied. After all, there was no TitanTron back then for Curt to stare at, as he was face down/sideways. Curt didn't do it on purpose...I think he just assumed the hold was on and looked properly secured.

Orton was the best IC Champ since the 1990-1995 era. As a heel, his title reign should get heat, if done correctly. Keep Bob Orton around. Play up younger, fresh challengers, as opposed to boring feuds we've already seen with Taker. At Armageddon, do Rey/Orton. At Rumble, do Benoit/Orton. At Mania, do Batista/Orton.

Updated through Nov. 20. Heidenreich #4 and climbing.

The best moment of 2004 for me was Benoit/Eddie's WM celebration. The best moment of 2004 to my casual friends was that ridiculous song that played for Kane & Lita. They still mock it at random all the time. "She's havin' my baby!" "What a lovely way to say I love you!" "Well she's havin' my baby!"

Just watched this 3-Hour gem, leading up to Spring Stampede 1998... 1. High Voltage No-Contest Enos & Bloom. Giant chokeslams everyone after 5 boring minutes. 2. Saturn over Finley via submission. Just so exciting. I love how WCW puts tweeners/heels to face each other for 7 minutes. 3. Jericho over Jannetty via submission. Match lasts 1 minute. 4. Prince Iaukea pins Glacier. Oh man. 5. Juventud Guerrera pins El Dandy. Dandy is SO SLOW. Match is awful. 6. Chavo pins Kaz Hayashi. Crowd sleeps. 7. "Buff" Bagwell over Raven by countout. Bagwell's entrance is longer than the match. 30 seconds, Raven runs away from DDP. 8. Disco pins Kidman after an AWESOME piledriver. Good, but they'd do much better later in the year. 9. Jim Neidhart over Curt Hennig by DQ. 6 minutes or so, as long as their 1989 matches, and a zillion times slower and embarassing. 10. Booker T 10-minute time limit draw Benoit. Crowd shits on Booker post-match. This was OKAY, not as good as anyone would think. 11. Psychosis over Ultimo Dragon by DQ in 2 minutes. Flock interference. 12. Goldberg pins Ray Traylor in 2 minutes. 13. Nash & Savage over Sting & Luger. Nash pins Luger after Disciple interferes. Not only was the match awful, but Sting was just beat up at ringside the entire match (booking the World Champ strong), and Luger was beat up INSIDE the ring for like 8 minutes. 14. Piper over Hogan by DQ in 7 minutes. Disciple interferes. Nash holds Piper for Hogan to punch him. Nash, being 7 feet tall or so, has Piper held so that Piper's head is at Nash's mid-section. Hogan throws punch, Piper "ducks", and OMG HE HITS NASH! Embarassing. * One note...this is the "Jericho reads 1,004 holds" off Nitro, although it was much shorter and less funny than we remember. * Idiot Note: Heenan: "Just imagine what Thunder is going to be like! Who knows what is going to happen! Oh wait, there isn't even a Thunder this week!"

The best of the three was Music City Showdown, IMO. That's really awesome, that we each have three different opinions and would rank either as the best of the 3.

Eh, so sue me. For what its worth I always admired Bret's great ringwork, I just hated his character.

If Edge keeps up this injury pace, he'll also retire undefeated at WM.

Please keep Christian away from horrible Raven and horrible Jeff Hardy.

________ 11/19: 1) Joe vs. Jerrelle Clark 2) AMW vs. Siaki/Apolo 3) Abyss vs. Rhino Main event is a Christian interview _________ I'll be watching my first Impact on Spike tonight. Looking forward to a hard-hitting Joe squash. That tag match sucks. Abyss and Rhino I guess would be okay, but Tenay and West's horrible "OMG THIS IS SO CRAZY, EVERY MOVE IS SUICIDAL!! CALL A DOCTOR!" commentary will ruin it. Christian, woohoo. I think I'll watch from 11-11:10 and 11:50-midnight.

WWE.com announced: Orton/Batista Street Fight title match Benoit/Booker T U.S. Title match Orton is on Team Smackdown! at Survivor Series...they claim the team is now Batista, Orton, Rey, Lashley, and JBL.

Don't get me wrong, Jericho's WCW run as Cruiserweight titleholder is like, IMO, one of the top 5 most creative characters ever, I loved it. I have the Georgia Dome Nitro where Goldberg wins the title on tape. Jericho and Malenko in the ring. Neither can TOUCH THE OTHER or they're outta their Bash at the Beach match. OF COURSE Malenko won't actually touch Jericho, right? Can't SCRAP the match. Jericho goats him. "blah blah...you're a jobber...your dead father sucks..." Malenko is furious. "He's just trying to bait you! You're smarter than this! be the ICEMAN!" yells JJ Dillon to Malenko. Finally, cooler heads prevail...they're about to leave. Jericho: "Oh, one more thing. Dean, you and I are a lot alike. Your father was a great athlete, as was mine. Thus, we both grew up without our dads around. It had to be hard for Mr. Malenko to be all alone on the road. His wife not there. I mean, have you ever wondered, Dean, why you and your brother look ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ALIKE?" Malenko SNAPS, ripping Jericho's hair out, assaulting him.

Konan did two appearences as Max Moon. Bret blatantly ripped off Sting by using the Sharpshooter. Sting = US Champ, Popular face At the same time, Bret's push to the #2 title began, popular face...why he chose to use the Scorpion Deathlock, I don't know. So between WCW spring/summer 1991 you had the two #1 contenders making babyface comebacks leading into the Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock. I HATED that.

Matt Hardy is on.

Owen'd better get one before Eddie.

For y'all that saw Smackdown! already...there is a Cruiserweight battle royal. Did Juvy come to the ring wearing the title?

Catherine Sutherland, who was even HOTTER than the ultra-hot Amy Jo Johnson, played "Cat", the new pink ranger. As I kid I lost interest here. Actually, she wasn't hotter. But the accent was really hot. http://imdb.com/name/nm0840059/