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Very slow, dissapointing episode. "Crybaby Runaway Ryan" is growing annoying. The Julie/Charlotte thing is just not interesting me. And the climax of the Dean/Taylor thing was SO rushed. Seriously, from 9:52 PM EST to 9:56 EST, they solved it ALL. Could've done so much more. After 4 amazing episodes, this one was a big dud. And next week isn't looking better, as every aspect of the preview dealt with "OMG! Mariss likes Johnny!"

EIGHT-FIFTH VERSE! SAME AS THE FIRST!

After Bossman desecrated The Big Show Sr. 's funeral and brutally murdered a dog via the microwave and/or stove, I think he might have to settle for a waiting list to get in to the HWF.

Long-term problem... They already did Monty/Jarrett, and Jarrett defeated him, even with Monty doing "epic HE KICKED OUT!" teases. WHY WHY WHY did they give that match away?

Jarrett was main eventing WCW at the end. He main evented the January PPV. He also was involved in the angle that saw Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes come back to the ring. Personally, the Flair/Dusty/Dustin/Jarrett thing was hyped much more than Steiner's defenses, IMO.

Interesting note, here. Rhyno and Jarrett's time above their respective companies as champion both sucked as they went out of business.

Quote: "you'll never EVER EVER EEEEEVER hear a "W-W-E" chant." True, but you'll never EVER EVER EEEEVER see WWE have a "huge TV taping" in front of 200 people. Plus "T-N-A" is as easily chantable as it is annoying.

This crowd is horrible. Not in the heat they give matches, but to their nerdy chants. "Aaaaaaaaabysss!" "This is Awesome!" "Please Don't Fall!"

The best match offered here is Sting Vs. Mike Rotunda. Go watch it. All of it. Except for a tiny slip/botch where Rotunda attempts a kick/dropkick, this match is AMAZING. It feels like a WRESTLING CONTEST. Add in cameos from Luger, Steamboat, Sullivan, Dr. Death, and Spivey. This match is just amazing. The commentary from JR is great.

"Not to mention that everyone he's worked with not named HHH or Kurt Angle since his return has mysteriously descended into midcard hell after the feuds end." Where to begin... - Shawn gave Batista his first big pinfall lost on PPV, one-on-one. Batista never recovered. Oh wait, he's a World Champion. - Remember when Shawn beat Benoit on Raw in February 04? And superkicked him into oblivion during the contract signing? OMG Shawn stole his WM spot!~! Benoit would never recover, going on the win the World Title at WM 20, the WWE's most hyped PPV ever, then making Shawn TAP OUT, and then beating Shawn AGAIN on Raw while holding the title for several more months. - Remember when Shawn first worked Randy Orton in Orton's first-ever PPV singles match? Shawn went over. Orton was BURIED afterwards, having an AMAZING IC Title run, pinning Foley clean twice, and then winning the World Heavyweight Title. Mysterious drop the to mid-card!!!! So who is it Shawn buried? JERICHO? He was buried LONGGGG before Shawn dragged some good matches out of him, most notably at Mania 19. I suppose Chris Masters would be your next piece of evidence. Yeah, Masters surely had the talent to succeed as an upper carder. You're an idiot. Working with HBK was an honor for Masters, and he showed he belongs right in the mid-card. HBK/Shelton was ONE match, and Shelton had long since been dopping off the map with numerous matches Vs. Snitsky, no WM title defense, and a soon to be embarassing series Vs. Carlito. Your argument sucks.

Bobby Abreu winning just confims that the Gold Glove Award is a joke. Abreu's lazy outfielding style is a testament to that. Seriously, even Al seemingly can see it, and he loves Bobby.

South Park was good.

What an informative post that was, "alfdogg". Anyway, good luck to Christian wherever he goes. What he lacked in explosive offensive or super-gonna-be-a-main eventer charisma, he had in down-to-earth, annoying dick yet kinda cool natural charisma. I hope he wins the IWGP Title from Brock.

Once again, partners with no sense winning the tag titles win them at TT.

Not really. NWA - Eastern Championship Wrestling, or even just ECW up to mid-94, was always just a regional title. Not until the company claimed "EXTREME" Championship Wrestling did they disaffiliate with the NWA and ridiculously claim their title was a "World Title". EXTREME Championship Wrestling starts and begins with Shane's victory over Scorpio for the NWA World Title.

Last night.

Snuka is NOT an ECW World Champion. Snuka is an NWA - Eastern Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Champion.

Wow, Snuka won? I'm very surprised. Thought Duggan had it.

I'm not on crack. Edge was reported to be injured. Everyone thought he was out for TT. WWE.com reported he'd work the show. He DIDN'T. Also, WWE.com yanked Torrie's bio and name in the preview. And then replaced it. WHY? Their new press release revealed it was just personal problems. WHY YANK IT THEN? To FUCK WITH THE INTERNET.

Random WM Shit I want, based on recent events: - World Title: He Got Turned On, Now Super Face Eddie Guerrero Vs. Evil Heel Champion Batista - Retirement Match: Ric Flair Vs. Triple H - Women's Title: Champion Mickie James Vs. Trish Stratus

Edge has a torn/damaged pec muscle. Altho WWE.com, in their new crusade against the internet, said he would compete. And of course, he didn't. They only said to make the sheets seem wrong.

Note that Rey Mysterio has wrestled on a Spike Raw TV Special (Video games Awards), a Raw PPV, and even been in the ring for a match on Raw, but has never wrestled during Raw.

In the WAR BETWEEN RAW AND SMACKDOWN... Masters and Snitsky represented Raw.

How can this awful match keep going?!?!?

Remember that SNL episode where the Titanic sinks and everyone is allowed off in order...First Class, Second Class, all the way down to STOWAWAYS, and then DECK FURNITURE? And the two black guys (one was Tracy Morgan) never get called despite standing there? Vince at Corporate WWE Meeting: "Who wants a PPV Pay Day?" :::Shelton yells "ME!"::: :::Tyson Tomko, Rob Conway, Gene Snitsky, Carlito, and The Coach all sign up::: Vince: "Anyone else?" :::Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Mick Foley sign up::: Vince: "I guess that it's...oh, jeez, I totally forgot. Sorry. Nio disrespect. Sign up." :::BIG VAN VADER and GOLDUST sign up::: Shelton: "Sigh."