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Vader won't job to Conway. Much like with heel Valentine, we'll get Eugene running in for the DQ. Then Vader DESTROYS Eugene, and Duggan makes the save.

Because the stats say (from Raw), that anytime Angle faces Cena, Angle wins. My stats ranking list totally own this crappy list, anyway.

Yes, Savage was employed. He continued w/ commentary throughout the night, w/ McMahon even asking him him how it felt to get back in the ring, etc.

Three things: - "Jay Reso" would get over as a name much more than "Christian", given time. - I hope Jericho was watchin'. - Three, Christian's contract is UP? So he can go directly to Japan or TNA?

They should do NOTHING on Raw. Tuesday: Michaels easily wins vote. Angle def. Cena and Michaels to win title. Tag Titles: Cade & Murdoch dastardly cheat and defeat Big Show in handicap match. Show cuts evil heel promo before match about how he can't stand Kane, and his chokeslam is best. Kane costs Show match using fireball. Raw: Show threatens to "even the score" and promises to hit Kane with a fireball. He finally does, but it causes Kane to run into some type of tech. control area, and a huge fire ensues. Show is scared shitless, Kane seemingly burns up. Kane returns someday, with a mask and his heat back that's been gone since he lost the mask. Show gets fatter and worse. ____________

Actually, there was a Halloween Raw, buddy. Taped on October 17, 1994. Aired on October 31, 1994. Hosted by Vince McMahon and Randy Savage "Creepy Backlund heel turn video" airs. 1. Bob Backlund Vs. Lex Luger. Tatanka peeks out from the curtain. Commercial. Boring, awful match. Luger distracted by Tatanka at ringside. CHICKEN-WING LOCKED IN. Ref rings the bell as Tatanka walks into the ring, calling for a DQ. Double-team on Luger, until Savage makes the save. 2. The 1-2-3 Kid vs. Tony DeVito. DeVito misses "bigger than you but still slow and dumb" moves. Kid hits the legdrop for the win. SURVIVOR SERIES CONTROL CENTER Bret Vs. Backlund - A Submission Match, No Pinfalls Taker Vs. Yoko - Casket Match w/ Chuck Norris Guts & Glory vs. The Million-Dollar Team The Bad Guys vs. The Teamsters Clowns Are Us vs. The Royal Family *Recap* WWF charity softball, with the WWF stars barely defeating some female voluntees. 3. King Kong Bundy vs. Bert Ceteno. Bundy splash. Knee to face and pin. - Halloween "fun": IRS in a cemetary with "John DOUGH" (har...not). He rants about paying taxes. King's Court: Lawler interviews The Undertaker Undertaker name-drops his fans as the "Creatures of the Night" for one of the first times publicly. Blah blah, Yoko's gonna die. WWF idea for Norris, not Bearer/Taker's. Next week: Bret & Bulldog Vs. Owen & Neidhart 4. Jim Neidhart vs. Tony Roy. Anvil wins boring contest w/ a camel clutch. Backstage, Vince checks on Luger. TATANKA ATTACKS! We're outta time! Awful.

Total look at Will Ferrell: - Austin Powers 1: Funny character, small part. - Night at the Roxbury: Annoying movie, played character well. - Austin Powers 2: Same as 1. - Jay and Silent Bob: Funny character in a so-so movie. - Zoolander: Sometimes comical villain in a "hate it or love it" film. - Old School: FIRST CO-LEAD. Amazing character. Great film. - Elf: FIRST LEAD. Haven't seen it all, myself. Families/kids love the thing. - Anchorman SECOND LEAD. Hated this movie in theatres. Love it on DVD. - Kicking and Screaming. Here is the problem. Not a "college frat movie", not a "child-less adult cuss and laugh" film, either. Trailer looked horrible. No one above the age of 14 was advertised to go and see this. Looked like PG crap. Ferrell fans waited. A poor choice, IMO. - Bewitched. Casted two amazing leads into a HORRID script and AWFUL, AWFUL lame roles. Personally, I'm not interested in any Ferrell films until Old School 2 hits next year. But don't come down on the guy who is a huge success. His characters are always usually very "stand out", memorable, and funny. Everyone's got a few "kids flick stinkers".

I totally forgot to change my roster by Sunday. Me in 6th = Not for long. uh...go Lashley...and Angle...and...sigh

Eh, wouldn't be the first time it was done.

He hasn't done "my friend" in a while. He's a badass tough guy who is over as a face now. The "friend" gimmick was to garner face heat and get him over as a face by leeching the LOD's heat onto him with the new team. The point is: Heidenreich is one-half of the most popular team in WWE. The tag team divison is important on Smackdown. Not on Raw, but they're trying. When the thing with Animal is over, we'll see how he's dealt with. Personally, I don't WANT him as a main eventer. But they'll try. It's my longshot-but-not-a-super-longshot pick.

I didn't say it was a good plan, but unless you can counter my facts, as well the WWE's recent trend of pushing undesireable people, "no. no. no." doesn't work here.

Heidenreich is a future long-term main eventer. Look at how he's been protected and pushed this year, something like 26-5-1. He'll get there, I think.

Updated up to mischief night.

Guess not. That f'n RAIN killed all the Birds' momentum.

Eagles sleepwalk through another overrated AFC West team, movie at 10.

Only someone who has never seen a woman or is gay would describe Scarlett Johanson as "hideous". For God's sake.

I thought the countdown was awesome, and showed a lot of gore, especially when they showed DEMONS (!!!!!!!!!) at like 54 or something, and showed the guy's neck getting ripped open. Good job Bravo. Put over Evil Dead really well too, while being a little low, BTW.

Taylor and Zenk Vs. Luger and Anderson from Starrcade 91 OWNS a lot of the matches on that above list.

I guess three years of giving tickets away free to fans counts as becoming a "national power", nowadays.

"The nurse was fucking ugly. Fine enough body, not a pretty face. So pretty well, your typical blond stripper." - CanadianChick Fucking ugly? I'd wager my life's savings that if 100 average men on the street were polled, they'd take her over you by at least a 95/3 count. And that's not dissing your looks, as you could easily be "pretty" and she'd still win. I think you're being maybe just a WEE ridiculous to call that obvious plant of a MODEL "ugly".

I thought the "JR Surgery" skit was incredible, with jokes to entertain both marks and smarks. To be anti-cliche from the usual; internet statements of 2005, I can at least say it was 40x funnier than any TNA promo I've ever seen, including the stupid "Team 3D" funeral of mid-card gayness.

So Ash won't be IN the remake? Horrible.

The "new team that has attacked LOD for two weeks" in fact is going to feud with the Mexicools, IMO, having never touched the LOD in week 1. They're tiny, tiny, little girly men who stand at like 5'8".

The video looks a lot more impressive online slowed-down (above) than it does on a TV screen. It looked like more of a botch on Raw's screen tonight.

This is what I get for visiting a thread started by a piece of shit, virgin, nerd and his little friends that watch the outdated show that hasn't been funny since the way early 90's. A bunch of pussies. Learn to read, whoever the utter retard is who said I stated "Lance would beat Jordan ONE-On-ONE". God, it was probably easier for his whore mother to be accidently impregnated with the semen of a rapist than to make a coherent post. Makes you think. And Barron, you weren't joking. You were just trying to put over a LAME joke in your LAME review by making a joke of cancer victims. And you're still a little pussy. I hope I see you soon.