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"If Wonder Woman's a hit, Whedon's the new Sam Raimi." BAHAHAHA.

Yay, Eagles move into first this week finally. Washington's going to have bigggggggggggg problems.

Abreu DOES need to be traded. They're not keeping both him and Burrell. And Burrell is a better team player and has heart. Bobby's been so ordinary since his little shitty friend Urbina joined.

Tito Santana Vs. Papa Shango did NOT air on the U.S. PPV broadcast of SummerSlam.

Worst. Month. Ever. NWA Luger Vs. Pillman - Halloween Havoc 89 WCW The "Phantom" Cruiser Title Change - Disco Vs. Psicosis - Nitro 10-04-99 Hollywood Hogan Vs. Roddy Piper - Starrcade 96 Cactus Jack Vs. Norman the Lunatic - WrestleWar 1990 The Road Warriors Vs. The Faces of Fear - Nitro 01-29-96 Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Brother Bruti Vs. Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, and Kevin Sullivan - Nitro 03-11-96 Booker T Vs. Scott Steiner - Final Nitro Dallas Page Vs. The Renegade - Nitro 02-07-97 Norman Smiley Vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr. - Nitro 12-28-98 WWF Bret Hart Vs. The New Razor Ramon - Raw 12-23-96 Crush Vs. Doink - WrestleMania 9 Mabel Vs. Savio Vega - King of the Ring 1995 Dustin & Dusty Rhodes Vs. Ted DiBiase & Virgil - Royal Rumble 1991 Randy Savage Vs. The Ultimate Warrior - WrestleMania 7 The Undertaker & Ahmed Johnson Vs. Mankind & Faarooq - Raw 02-03-97 Yokozuna Vs. Koko B. Ware - First Raw Match 01-11-93 Yokozuna Vs. Vader - Raw 04-08-96 Brian Christopher Vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri - Raw 10-13-97

Any male purchasing a Gilmore Girls DVD set needs to be fucking hit by a bus. Come ON.

Why would Triple H associate with a proven loser like Carlito, in storyline?

Hardy was never in cuffs, for whoever is bitching. He was just holding his hands down, he even removed the pads.

I think the show has been really good, actually. The Ladder Match was a good TV match, the Matt getting swung/dropped on top rope spot was very cool, and being forced to watch his dream being taken away and not being able to break free was cool. Stop bitching. Shane O Mac dancing was awesome. Ortons/Piper/Foley was cool. This show has been a million times slicker and interesting than Impact or any of the shows on Spike. It's a bookend show, the prologue, filled with angles and memories. Chill.

The show isn't over, jeez.

Edge has a table.

Here we go, the best friends that worked the internet and tricked people into believing Matt and Lita aren't dating and that Edge and Lita are will now end their feud.

Shane's dancing lasting longer than his offensive attack, including run to the ring = awesome.

So far this show's been good. Not "OMG WWE 1997-2000 is BACK!" Not "Uh, Cena wrestled Tomko. Yay." We'll see how it goes.

Angle punches Shawn a lot. Crowd is sleepy. Cue Angle chinlock at 9:00.

Note as the "live" wwe.com coverage ended with 18:32 left in the match, USA Network's "love" coverage came on with 17:50 left.

Well nothing super good but decent. Much better than anything on Spike this year.

Michaels sends HBK to legends side of floor....crowd boos.

Shawn actually hit the rope and not the corner, ANOTHER replay that made a spot look shitty (see WM 22 Angle slamming HBK into ringpost, replay f'd it up). CUE THE COMMERCIAL REST HOLDS!

Raw, if broken down into 6 30-minute segments, would get an A for segment 1, IMO.

DUGGAN!!!! HOOOOOO THUMBS UP

Yes, Koko! Dusty!

Okay that Piper's Pit thing was awesome. Good start.

Sooner or later TSM's coolest fratboy heel will be interviewed.

"Hi, Harley. I'm Koko B. Ware." "A negro like you used to carry my bags!" :::Jimmy Hart pops in::: "Ooooh baby! Now ya got 'em baby! Keep it up, keep it up! There ya go, baby!"