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Oh, MADSON...this'll fix everything.

Where are the Steiners? That's insane. Don't let 16-year olds vote who've seen Rick & Scott post-96.

Burrell hits ball over fence. 5-2 Phils, bottom 7.

What is that supposed to mean? Seo is a NY fan fave.

Myers is having a good September start. "What is his main beef?" He plays for Florida.

Harris & Storm worked as heels at 3PW's last show, running down Philly, and losing to Gregenough & The Rockin' Rebel.

Man these last few episodes of Raw are like the last few issues of a comic before it gets relaunched.

Uh...some thoughts. 1) I'm looking forward to Bra & Panties handicap match. It'll be like 3 minutes, and they're all hot. 2) Angle/Michaels III should be really good. 3) HHH turns on Flair, alligns with Masters (maybe Carlito?), new Evolution? 4) I've always thought Chavo was an okay in-ring worker, but horrible in-ring entertainer. Glad to see I was right. GOLD CLUBS, OOOH! 5) Poor Shelton. WTF, a tables match...lame.

Recap, pleeassse....

Hey, can I get a quick recap? (Matches, angles, funny shit)

Braves choked a lead to the Rockies, wow. Rollins 31 straight, takes first pitch over wall. Team definately came out with a lot of energy after a big delay. Good to see.

It's raining in Philly...DELAY~!

Perfect except they feature a guy who will be on Raw.

Eagles Thoughts: Trotter was the man. 10 unassisted tackles = $ T.O. did well. Hold on to the damn ball, LJ. I never liked you. I REMEMBER Tampa Bay. Donovan guts it out. Pretty great 2nd half. HORRIBLE plays by Michael Lewis. HORRIBLE decision to let Akers go on emotion and try to play. Bring in the French man for a for weeks. When fatass useless Sapp gets a pick, SIGH. All in all, a dramatic week. Shouldn't have been that dramatic, though. Reid should've signed French to play this week. Lewis should've woke the F up during 4th quarter. But a win is a win. KC is gonna be tough, methinks.

Whoever called a 30-Minute Ironman "lame" has obviously missed the best Iron Man match of them all between Rude & Steamboat.

Kennedy Vs Rey was SO WWE Style, basic, plodding....ugh. FInish was contrived and ridiculous. Nice f-up by Rey on the 619 fakeout, getting caught in the ropes. Whoops! Sharmell has decent mic skills, if anything. "I was talking to Ken Kennedy and..." "WHAT!? WHATCHOO TALKIN TO DAT FRUIT BOOTY FOR?" Hot Nurse was great. Batista's kick-pad boots rock. MNM looked like jobbers.

- Batista/Eddie - Taker Vs. The Ortons in a Handicap Casket Match - JBL Vs. Rey *speculation* - Booker T Vs. Chris Benoit (possibly add in Chr-istian and Kennedy

NOMAH! Down to 4-3 'Stros after Garciaparra's 2-run blast.

David Bell. I still can;t believe it. What a night.

Hold on, Fultz...

I love the Cubs.

Sounds awesome. Hope Joe/Liger goes clean. BTW, I believe ESPN just launched a weekly show called "Bound For Glory".

Kobashi on Raw is like having Bart Starr and Michael Vick organize two seperate lines for autographs for first graders. OMG who cares about Tajiri's brother where iz the GAME! Actually, he would probably play that gimmick, or Tajiri's partner, or Tajiri's enemy, since ALL JAPANESE WRESTLERS MUST TEAM OR FEUD WITH EACH OTHER and USE MARTIAL ARTS.

I gave up halfway through Season 4 due to time commitments, it gets rough remembering whose booked for which shitty shows and such. Congrats Ortonsault on your win, BTW. Good luck. I'll come back for Season 5 strong and try to hold my own. I'll try super hard I think. Look out for it!

He's no EdOMac.