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  1. UseTheSledgehammerUh

    Impact Taping

    Here's some TNA fan logic that actually has a point for once: "Derrrr, look momma that there shark person done beat the bald guy!" Mark logic: WELL WHY IS SHARK BOY NOT GETTING AN X-TITLE SHOT AND AJ STYLES IS? Nice to see that the Super X Cup really meant a lot.
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    CZW & Chikara Double-Header THIS SATURDAY

    More to be announced during the week... Combat Zone Wrestling's "Deja Vu 3" 7:30 PM Night Show - CZW Champion Vs. Champion CZW World Champion Ruckus Vs. CZW Junior Heavyweight Champion & 2005 Best of the Best Mike Quackenbush Iron Man Title Match CZW Iron Man Champion Frankie the Mobster Vs. El Generico Vs. Sexxxy Eddy Vs. Kevin Steen No Ropes Barbed Wire Match The Necro Butcher & Zandig Vs. Justice Pain & Nick Gage Inter-PROMO-tional Battle Beef Wellington Vs. Excalibur Loser Leaves CZW "The New Age Punisher" B-Boy Vs. "Spyder" Nate Webb Ultraviolent Ladder Match Niles Young Vs. Derek Frazier Chikara's "Negative Balance" at 2 pm Eddie Kingston Vs. Chris Hero - One Fall TO A FINISH Reckless Youth Vs. Arik Cannon Mike Quackenbush Vs. Claudio Castagnoli Equinox and Skyade Vs. Team FIST Shane Storm & Jigsaw vs. Hallowicked & "Sweet n' Sour" Larry Sweeney Elimination Tag Team match Anthony Franco & Matt Turner vs. Cheech & Cloudy Sumie Sakai vs. Allison Danger
  3. Voting begins at 8 PM EST Monday morning. FINALIST #1 THE EVIL DEAD 1981 Directed by Sam Raimi Starring Bruce Campell, Ellen Sandweiss, Richard DeManincor, Betsy Baker, Theresa Tilly The Plot Three girls. Two guys. One Necronomicon. What follows is one of the most popular horror films in history, along with Sam Raimi's unique vision of "Ash", a chainsaw-wielding, king of the one-liner, played by Bruce Campbell, who would go on to star in next two popular films of the "series". The Quotes "Now, the sun will be up in an hour or so and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm.. Well... not Shelly, she… We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Scott?" "I know now that my wife has become host to a Candarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of... bodily dismemberment." "You bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why?" "Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?" Road to the Finals Round 1: Defeated Versus Round 2: Defeated An American Werewolf in London Round 3: Defeated The Return of the Living Dead Round 4: Tied The Shining Round 5: Defeated The Shining and The Exorcist FINALIST #2 DAWN OF THE DEAD 1978 Directed by George A. Romero Starring David Emge, Ken Foree, Scott H. Reiniger, Gaylen Ross The Plot As the zombie epidemic rages on, two SWAT members, a reporter, and his girlfriend find refuge in a shopping mall, forced to deal with the physical threat of what lurks outside (and inside?) the mall, as well as their own psychological issues. New lives, new skills, and new experieces of terror become a reality. The Quotes "What are they doing? Why do they come here?" "Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives." "Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war." "What the hell are they?" "They're us that's all, when there's no more room in hell." "What?" "Something my grand-dad used to tell us. You know Mucumba? Voodoo. My grand-dad was a priest in Trinidad. He used to tell us, 'when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.'" "I've seen half-a-dozen guys in my unit get bitten by those things. None of them lasted more than... three days." Road to the Finals Round 1: Defeated Deep Red Round 2: Defeated Near Dark Round 3: Defeated Poltergeist Round 4: Defeated Night of the Living Dead (original) Round 5: Defeated Halloween
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    SNME Comp I Made...Creative Criticisms?

    I totally forgot a couple gems from I have, and one I just found. Jake Vs. Savage, complete with Jake's attempted beheading of Liz backstage with a chair, and Taker's subsequent face turn. Neidhart Vs. Savage, complete with pre-match promos from both, and Zeus pummeling Hogan before the Bossman cage match as Ventura smiles inside.
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney FINALS *

    Ladies and gentlemen, your winner: The 2005 TSM Greatest Horror Movie Tournament Champion GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DAWN OF THE DEAD
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney FINALS *

    I vote for Dawn. And I'm going to end this due to a mercy rule.
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    SNME Comp I Made...Creative Criticisms?

    #29 is indeed the 1991 battle royal that Mr. Perfect won. I remember as a young mark being happy to read that Hogan had been eliminated when reading the review in WWF Magazine.
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    SNME Comp I Made...Creative Criticisms?

    The Ted DiBiase Vs. Blue Blazer match is an interesting extended squash that goes 3:58. Highlights include: - Blazer does his trademark backflip off the top rope into the ring...only to be LEVELED by "no-nonsense" DiBiase's clothesline. - Blazer flipping over DiBiase's back during an attempted back body drop at 100 MPH, and hitting a dropkick. - Blazer follows that up with a pretty unheard of (back then) running cross body through the top/middle ropes to DiBiase on the floor. - DiBiase catches Blazer's attempted leapfrog with the trademark DiBiase powerslam. It was short and sweet and both workers rock, so I wanted it.
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    All New Danger Zone Radio Show (8-14-05)

    LOL "I have to interject this but"...
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    SNME Comp I Made...Creative Criticisms?

    Well, not looking to sell it...but would easily trade for some stuff, as I think that's legal. But I wanted this thread to actually be about What SNME memories you think would deserve to go on a BEST OF COMP? (that weren't already included) Keep in mind, stuff like Andre/Hogan title change and MegaPowers breakup occured on NBC's "Main Event", not SNME.
  11. UseTheSledgehammerUh

    Impact Taping

    To me, the point of TNA making money on their "money match" with Joe/Daniels was to see the unbeatable Joe take on Daniels, who thus far has turned back all his title challengers and been seen as an unbeatable champion. So they have 1 of 2 be pinned by Shark Boy, a TNA comedy act. Brilliant. This is why TNA doesn't make money. Joe won't go over at the PPV, further pissing off the fans. People act like "OH! Joe will go over on Spike or at the BIG PPV in October...EVERYONE WILL SEE IT THEN!" News flash: People have to WANT TO WATCH the product to see it.
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    Will one night stand stand the test of time

    I found the quick title-win by the super-over Eliminators to be entertaining. Storm/RVD was ok. I found the Michinoku 6-man to by entertaining. Taz/Sabu was pretty decent, with a good ending to a well-built feud. The 3-way #1 contender's match was good, and I think shit on because Funk went over. Main event was shit. Certainly better than most WWE shows around that time.
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    Will one night stand stand the test of time

    Funny how the trolling TNA mark is ripping Barely Legal, when TNA is a direct (and significantly weaker) rip-off of ECW. Please, return back to the land of hee-haw, broken guitars, and Hoyt.
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    Impact Taping

    Well, they just spoiled Unbreakable's X-Title match. Daniels is going over, pinning Styles. The X-Title match had previously been booked as the X-Cup winner Vs. Daniels, so I guess they didn't want Joe perceived as a non-heavyweight title thread. Perhaps Joe/Raven could be in the works, you never know. Also, I dig this Shelley/Waltman team, they should be going over for the belts, methinks. The rest blows. Shark Boy over Daniels? Dear God. Tentative Unbreakable Card - NWA Title: Raven Vs. Rhino - NWA X-Title: Christopher Daniels Vs. AJ Styles Vs. Samoa Joe - NWA Tag Team Titles: Naturals Vs. AMW Vs. Team Canada Vs. Waltman/Shelley - Shocker Vs. Chris Sabin - Lance Hoyt Vs. Monty Brown or Kip James
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    The O.C.

    Check The OC site at fox.com. It has track listings for every artist in every single episode.
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney *

    Here we go...it's down to the Final Five. Most votes goes to the finals. Voting ends on SUNDAY NIGHT at 11 pm. ____________________________ Semi-Final #1 The Exorcist (1973), having defeated Shaun of the Dead 12-10 Vs. The Evil Dead (1981), having tied The Shining 11-11 Vs. The Shining (1980), having tied Evil Dead 11-11 _____________________________ Semi Final #2 Dawn of the Dead (1978), having defeated Night of the Living Dead 18-4 Vs. Halloween (1978), having defeated Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn 13-9 ______________________________ Who will it be?
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney FINALS *

    Feel free to post some of your fav DotD pics...I would, but I've got a full day of work available.
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    Unexpected title changes

    "The Giant beating Ric Flair for the title on Nitro in 1996" I don't know how surprising it was to me, considering they did the match earlier in the year, with Giant winning by DQ. They wouldn't do the same finish, IMO. Just my thoughts going into it. Of course, that episode (with Giant winning the title) was taped, so many knew what happened.
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    IMPORTANT: Concerning TSM's Future

    TheSmartMarks is nowhere near the best wrestling board, but IS, IMO, the best BOARD overall. I'll say thanks for the money and such put into the place.
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    Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls

    Or as one of the three WWE Diva Search theme songs. Which it is. Eden's Crush had a fun one hit wonder a while back, I'm cool with this song. It has that total "make cheating on your girlfriend fun with a whore" vibe to it. I was curious as to who the actual SINGER of the words was...sad it wasn't Carmen Elektra.
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney *

    VOTING IS CLOSED. Winner of Semi-Final #1, 11-6-3, is THE EVIL DEAD. Winner of Semi-Final #2, 13-7, is DAWN OF THE DEAD. The battle for the DEAD, between TSM's two favorite horror films begins today!
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    Sacrifice

    - Raven def. Rhino, JJ costs Rhino match due to jealousy. - Jeff def. Rainbow Bright w/ underhanded tactics. - Joe def. Daniels.
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    Ultimate C**** S***?

    Bendis' work on Powers, DD, Spidey > your jealous Plus he shared some birthday cake with me a few years back. Bendis rocks.
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney *

    Getting down to it...last few hours.
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    * OAO Greatest Horror Movie Tourney *

    Will do. You people got Shining thus far, not me. I think the film's so overrated, personally. But good luck to it, I guess. It tied in the first round, so its ability to possibly make the finals is interesting.
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