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Thanks for the compliment.

1. WWE TITLE: John Cena Vs. Triple H *** Triple H wins with help from Angle, Michaels, Carlito, and Flair. 2. WORLD TITLE: Batista Vs. John 'Bradshaw' Layfield *** The re-match after a brutal no-contest at Bash. Perhaps a stip. Batista retains in his hometown. 3. U.S. TITLE: Chris Benoit Vs. Muhammad Hassan *** Benoit wins via DQ. 4. CARLITO, KURT ANGLE, and RIC FLAIR Vs. ROB VAN DAM, and THE DUDLEY BOYZ *** RVD 5 Star on Flair wins it. 5. HULK HOGAN Vs. SHAWN MICHAELS *** Michaels wins after superkicking a chair into Hogan's face. 6. Tag Team Title Turmoil: KANE & THE BIG SHOW Vs. THE HURRICANE & ROSEY Vs. EDGE & SNITSKY Vs. THE HEART THROBS VS. ??? *** Put Kane & Show over, they work well together. 7. Cruiserweight Title: Juventud Vs. Paul London *** Juventud wins title. 8. DIVA SEARCH STRIP BEER PONG or some such thing No Christian, but even as IC Champ he always seems left off of SummerSlam. See 2004...2003...2001... Jericho situation depends on whether or not he is booked against Cena. In that case, have HHH run in, help HBK win. If Jericho is not in title match, there's nothing for him.

Edited as of Raw is The Superkick Heard Round the World. ALSO: EDIT! The Edge/Snitsky Vs. Kane/Big Show (Big Show's debut) match from two weeks ago is added as a NO-CONTEST for each wrestler, as per WWE.com and WWEantasy recognizing the match as having officially began, and then being ruled a no-contest (before Show debuted).

Technically, Lita hasn't been a Raw "Iron Woman". If you're going to count being traded/drafted/etc. as "real" moves, then Lita's streak ended when Eric Bischoff publicly fired her on Raw a few years back.

I was perfectly fine with Michaels over Jericho at WM 19. The storyline going into the match was: Jericho idolized HBK. They said "Jericho will be the next HBK". Jericho didn't want that. He wanted to be bigger. Michaels has always been a better worker than Jericho. At WM 19, HBK was a better worker than Jericho. Right now, HBK, old age and all, is a much better worker. So at Mania, Jericho tested himself and lost. Came so so close. Great match. Way it should've ended.

Question: When the Divas walked by backstage at one point, it looked like a crew-cut hairstyled worker popped out from behind one of the big anvil case things with a shocked look on his face, like he was hiding and accidently got on camera. It almost appeared like he was secretly talking and/or kissing someone. Anyone remember this? I'm not crazy. Couldja place a face.

Angle's best year was 2001.

It's the fucking WWE. Pay-Per-View. National televised audience. You need the better understanding. The matches were all built up.

It's not "blather", you idiot. Look at the rosters he's dealt with. JERICHO: Put Y2J over as a sneaky victor at Rumble 2003. Put Y2J over by tapping on Raw Summer 2003. ORTON: Put Orton over at Unforgiven 2003. Put Orton over at Survivor Series 2003. JANNETTY: Without Michaels, we wouldn't have gotten the return of Jannetty, not to mention Angle and Sherri's hilarious spot. GOLDBERG: Put Goldberg over. TRIPLE H: Put him over in various boring matches. RIC FLAIR: Put Flair over in their "first time ever" match at Bad Blood 2003. (Note: Flair acknowledged their match in '91 as Michaels not being at the level he was at in 2003(. RVD: Although the Nov. 2002 match wasn't good and ended horribly, Michaels' first defense of the World Title came due to Michaels putting RVD's talents and excitement over in an interview, and saying that was who he wanted to face. ________ Michaels is fucking great. Get over it.

"Hogan held me down for <insert # of years>" "Hogan, when you were WWE Champion, you were wrestling 1 minute matches at the house shows and it was ME sending the fans happy with main event matches, even though I was a tag team wrestler!" "now you've come back...older...and balder..." "Well...you wanna 'Hulk Up'? Brother? Then I'll kip-up. And drive Sweet Chin Music right through your ridiculous moustache... AT SUMMERSLAM." You'd buy it.

We could have a NEW #1 tonight, after London's 3 month reign.

"The only person he's jobbed to more than once in the past DECADE is, you guessed it, HHH." Keep in mind he didn't wrestle for over 4 years in that decade. - Also, Michaels allowed Goldberg to destroy him in the Elimination Chamber and never got that job back. - In 2003, Michaels was HUMILIATED by Jericho at the Royal Rumble and eliminated with great ease. He also tapped to Jericho's "Walls" on Raw. - Michaels jobbed to Randy Orton at Unforgiven 2003 and did the same to him (while also producing a **** match) at Survivor Series 2003. - He did win the rematch, but the WM match between Michaels and Kurt Angle was seen by many many many more people, on a grand stage, and had the "Let's Find Out Who the Best of Two Generations Really Is" story, and Michaels put Angle over clean. Cut him some slack.

I own Bride of Re-Animator on DVD, but sadly have yet to purchase the first one (friggin' 30 dollars). I've seen it twice in theatres, though.

My god Lito and Sheldon will knock the shit out of Owens when they play Oakland. Aim right for his ankle.

You guys ever see Italian flick "BURIAL GROUND" ? Please tell me you have. The goddamn CREEPY LITTLE BOY tries to fuck his own mother. AND EATS HER BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melinda (Mindy) Clarke is fucking amazing. If y'all are OC fans and wanna see Mrs. Cooper's boobies, check out her rack in ROTLD3, a weird Yuzna attempt at "Zombies meet Romeo & Juliet".

Keep in mind this year's draft is 1000x more important and better than last year's, it's completely different really. It's worked so far. Give us another (pseudo) week of "mystery drafts" with the trades, I say.

I'm sure the trades won't be announced until the day of the show.

No he didn't. The last time someone called me out on posting pictures of parties in which girls weren't present in the pictures, I replied by posting numerous pictures of girls at the party. Wow that was a lot of "p" words.

I suggest you make real friends and stop calling people from message boards.

Of course you are. I've never dissapointed before. Suddik haterz.

Yes, I'm very much a horror movie fan. I'm someone with a large collection of horror flicks, a guy who used to take in all the midnight double-feature flicks in a run-down drippy old New Jersey Theatre (Exhumed Films!) I could to catch up, and someone who is pretty aware of all kinds of camp and fun stuff from the likes of Demons, Zombie, George's flicks, all the mainstream horror of the 70's-90's, Italian stuff that has been released here and prints run at that theatre, plus any cool DVD stuff I hear is hyped. Dawn of the Dead and its remake were for different audiences. Having seen both but only lived during the release of the remake, I can see why people would respect the original so much (its neat story, AMAZING effects, which are untouched by today's shitty "horror" flicks, badass lead, camp, and fun characters). However, the "quick!" pacing of the second makes me like it a little more. Just my opinion. Land of the Dead did not feel like a Romero film. The gore was limited, IMO. The characters were AWFUL. They created a ridiculous "evil human" character which IMO, hurt Day of the Dead. THERE ARE FLESH EATING ZOMBIES OUTSIDE...I don't give a fuck about the evil billionaire. I had high hopes but thought the movie was pure shit. Very dissapointed. I still contend we need like a 20 year break from zombie movies. - Return of the Living Dead is still my favorite, although not "serious" at #1. - Dawn of the Dead (remake) goes #2. - Dawn of the Dead (original) goes #3. - Return of the Living Dead 3 is my guiltiest of guilty pleasures ever, at #4. BRIAN FUCKING YUZNA, BABY! Haven't seen Shaun of the Dead completely yet, tho it wouldn't fit in this list. Return of the Living Dead 2 is pure shit. Night of the Living Dead (original) and its '90 bastard colored stepchild don't really do it for me anymore in 2005, but I respect the awesome idea that went behind it. This movie just SUCKED, and it seems a lot of people on here were dissapointed, but just, out of respect, didn't voice it as much. Hell, look at the pathetic box office...word of mouth is non-existent so far, something that helped the Dawn remake out slightly.

That had to be a sarcastic post.

I liked the remake better than the original. And I liked the original. Much better pacing.

This will be nowhere near as cool as my "weekend in review" picture-post next Monday.

Rick Rude held the NWA World Title WCW International World Heavyweight Title. Shelton and Haas are nowhere near ready to "deserve to be a World Champion", IMO. Goldust? LOL. Owen was never ready to be the top guy. Christian is not ready. Arn Anderson as World Champion? Mr. Perfect was never a true main eventer, much less a serious World Title contender. ****** The question was who DESERVES (or deserved). not "who would it have been cool to see carry the strap" ?