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BTW, Benoit's title reign was fucking awesome. I don't CARE if "he was seen as the #1 guy". I don't CARE if "HHH was focused on." I don't CARE if "he got beat up by retarded Eugene." Last summer, Benoit OWNED Raw. And I loved it. EVERYONE thrown at Benoit was mowed down. - Triple H, Iron Man, BEAT YOU. - Evolution in the Elimination Match That Lasted Forever - BENOIT MAKES ORTON TAP. - Kane, in the UNWINNABLE "You Must Make Kane Tap" bout - KANE TAPS. Whatever, I could give two fucks about "how ratings did when Benoit was champ", if Benoit "started the show" or not. Benoit was champ. He beat everyone he faced. He wrestled just about every single week. Unlike Batista. Who is a horrible champion, lacks face charisma, is plodding, and watches the tournament each week.

I just don't want my intelligence insulted. - Give me a pillow fight with some T & A, make it short, I'm happy. - Give me a Masterlock Challenge where Masters wins, but have the plant NOT LOOK LIKE AN INDY WORKER, I'm happy. - Make this Christian/Flair match the blowoff, give it 8-10 min, and a legit finish, I'm happy. - Give the tag match 8-10 min, have either Hassan or Shelton get the pin WITHOUT using a weapon, I'm happy. - Give Kane/Edge 15 minutes. That's a lot, but fuck it...you're gonna push these guys, they're gonna have to adjust. Do the Lita turn NOW, because no one will wait or bother ordering Vengeance to see it anyway. Lita turn, Edge wins, I'm happy. - HHH should not be on the show. I guarantee they'll show a clip of him, however. - Batista should SQUASH someone, big-time tonight. Gimme that, and maybe a tag title semi-squash and/or build up Maven & Dean, and okay. Keep the fucking Awful Heart Throbs off the show. Keep Awful Regal off the show. Start rebuilding Benoit again. Prediction: Thread reaches only 10-11 pages by 11 pm.

I just went to 7-11, they've got these Slurpee things... $1.99 gets you one of four 32 oz cups, with this 3 inch Vader helmet/black lid, and 1 of 4 lenticular cups (Yoda, Anakin & Obi-Wan, Anakin Vs. Obi-Wan w/ scary Anakin face, or someone else, Vader maybe) $2.99 gets you (they didn't have any) this huge friggin' Yoda head mug, which holds slurpee or soda.

What the fuck, does it act as a copier machine too? Get that ugly Red PS logo off there, too.

Sid appeared on the Thunder before Spring Stampede 2000, being "screwed" out of a spot in the U.S. Title Tournament in a handicap match against Harlem Heat. Guess he figures, if ya can't beat 'em... ________________ Sid's return via www.TheHistoryOfWCW.com *** WCW Monday Nitro 11-27-00, Rockford, Illinois Features WCW World Champion Scott Steiner's interview, where Stevie Ray comes to the ring, and a "Title Vs. Career" match is made later between the two. Booker T is announced as being in the hospital and injured. Lex Luger claims Bill Goldberg should be disqualified for accidently spearing the referee the previous evening (a loss which would end Goldberg's career). Mike Sanders, Sean O'Haire, & Mark Jindrak interrupt Dallas Page & Kevin Nash's interview, and eventually stole the WCW World Tag Team Titles after their impending match. Features Scott Steiner's Starrcade 2000 Mystery Opponent, Sid Vicious, coming to the ring as the show closed, Vicious return after 6 months. 1. Lash LeRoux & Chavo Guerrero, Jr. defeated Shane Helms & Shannon Moore at 4:13 when Chavo scored the pin with a suplex after Jamie Knoble & Evan Karagias distracted Helms & Moore with a ladder. 2. Yang (with Leia Meow) pinned Lance Storm (with Major Gunns) at 3:18 after The Cat interfered and hit Storm with a chair. 3. Alex Wright & Ron Harris (with Disqo and Don Harris) defeated Evan Karagias & Jamie Knoble at 2:53 when Wright pinned Knoble after Don Harris interfered and delivered the "H-Bomb" to Knoble with his brother. 4. WCW World Tag Team Champions Kevin Nash & Dallas Page fought Sean O'Haire & Mark Jindrak to a no-contest when Mike Sanders pulled the referee out of the ring and The Natural Born Thrillers interfered. 5. Bill Goldberg pinned Reno at 1:38 after the spear and The Jackhammer. Lex Luger attacked Goldberg with a chair after the match. Goldberg's new "streak" stands at 26-0. 6. WCW U.S. Champion Hugh Morrus (with his old "question mark"-laced gimmick tights) pinned Bam Bam Bigelow at 4:41 following the "No Laughing Matter" moonsault. 7. Rey Mysterio, Jr. defeated Jeff Jarrett by disqualification at 4:30 after Jarrett hit Mysterio in the head with a guitar as Rey jumped off the top rope. 8. WCW World Champion Scott Steiner defeated Stevie Ray with the "Steiner Recliner" at 6:55 in a "Title Vs. Career" match. Stevie Ray was forced to retire due to the loss.

Episodes 21-25 would make an awesome movie by itself. MUST SEE before Ep 3.

Furnas & Lafon actually won the ECW World Tag Team Titles, and lost them the next night at the ECW Arena, I believe.

Gonna go with: Kane pins Edge, Hassan pins Shelton, Flair by DQ over Christian

Originally from Deptford (parents there now). Gottan ex from the Township, that can be a rough place...HUGE high school there.

No, no, no. The girl is watching Zsa Zsa Gabore (however you spell it), as she is interviewed by some guy host. The host: "Can I ask you something?" :::camera goes to Zsa Zsa::: (off-camera, host's voice turns into Freddy) "Who gives a FUCK about what you think?" :::Freddy appears, Zsa Zsa screams, TV fizzles out::: Then the girl goes to adjust it, boom, Primetime Death.

Got 12 tix for midnight like 2 weeks ago. So I changed my mind. God, let's fucking go already! Less than 3 days! And watch yer' spoilers tags while yer' at it! "I'll be careful.... "YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!!"

You're bringing yourself into a world of pain, bro.

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I was taking a shot at myself! Relaxxx... I found the topic funny and was just waiting for the sea of backlash on the initial guy's post. Why do you guys call every college party a mixer, anyhoo? To me, a party = having a fucking party. A mixer is when a group of greek organizations (usually one frat and one sorority, sometimes more) have their own party to get to know each other, usually with a theme. And to the first guy, if you're gonna get assraped on here for posting about a party that "makes you cool", at least post some pictures!

Yeah god how pathetic.

I think Rudo's a really intelligent poster. However, he fails to even think of seeing anyone else's point of view.

Question: Who do you feel will be main eventing PPVs during the second half of 2005? They earn more points for that.

Oh? So it's okay when you've got guys with no long-term value such as Snitsky and Viscera getting pops. Yet it's okay to do the wave when much better workers and characters such as JBL are in title matches ? meh.

Team SledgeHammerUh (will change once Draft comes) Kurt Angle Shelton Benjamin Edge Muhammed Hassan Christian Chavo Guerrero Daivari Matt Morgan Chris Masters

No, the fans should cheer for who they like. However, Toronto was an example of the Canadian mark fans believing they were important just because they cheered for Hogan at WM 18 (as any other fans would have). They took it upon themselves to purposely make SummerSlam a train wreck by having the crowd go against the grain in important matches, as well as sit on their hands for others. Lame.

Perhaps its because that chant is stupid and unoriginal, like your second-rate country's stupid wave during a WWE Title match. Toronto: They claim to be "super smart fans"...yet they give notorious locker room cancers like Hogan and Triple H mega-pops and lead to their continued pushes. Super stupid silly Canadian marks.

Updated for Smackdown and Velocity (5-14)

Dear Toronto Fans, SummerSlam 2004. Love, UseTheSledgehammerUh (Philly Fans = Wrestling's Best)

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I'll get started. Download these NOW off LimeWire. For sheer awesomeness, imagine crazy-ass Terry Funk coming out to scary blue and purple lights to: Title: "The Man With a Harmonica" Artist: Ennio Morricone And for all you smart marks getting a jump on us in the 1980s... It's not The Steiners! Nor Doom! No Road Warriors...Midnight who? It's The Fat Boys singing "Wipeout" and introducing those super-cool skateboarding babyfaces, The Dynamic Dudes... ____________ Post your memories.