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Quick ?: Is this version you downloaded pretty poor quality? (Best I've seen so far is pretty poor).

Duel of the Fates song "meshed" so well wth the lightsaber battle. The noise of the sabers striking picking up more and more as the battle grew more intense and th orchestra picked up. Maul Vs. Anakin & Qui Gon > Vader/Luke II for me. Not as cool as Luke/Vader I, tho.

I...agree with that.

Who was elevated on that show exactly? Scoty 2 Hotty? No. Too Cool was already a SUPERSTAR OVER team, receiving huge pops and praise at Royal Rumble, No Way Out, and WrestleMania. Besides, Scotty dropped the title back to Dean by the end of April, and went back to Too Cool, which was quickly beginning to get moldy. Chris Jericho? If by "Making him look like one of the big face stars that wins the title at all odds....but...nah...lets make him look like a 'never-was' by the end of the show" he was "elevated". One of Raw's all-time markout moments was Jerich's "title win", but by the end of the same raw: Second Verse, Same as the First, JERICHO JOBS TO HHH. Snow & Blackman? Dissolved as a team shortly after. Benoit made to look weak. Crash wins via interference.

Trivia: What GWF tag team were given the nickname "Old and In the Way" by a heel GWF tag team? Trivia: What dastardly tactic did The Dark Patriot use on The Patriot, only for Patriot to never be seen again!

WWE should give out taped TNA results at the beginning of each broadcast. "The little guy Styles beats the big guy Abyss with three superkicks."

I don't like this StylesMark. At least in my People Who Hate Me Rogue's Gallery (VX and Lushus), they're kinda funny.

I like Paris one the best.

If you average the technical skill and charisma of every WWF/WWE champion ever, Jericho is far above the middle line. I don't think he's an overachiever.

Steve Austin & The Undertaker Vs. Kane & Mankind Never officially started, but was a match I believe, with Austin stomping Paul Bearer's ass the week before KOTR?

Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking.

Billy Gunn had 10 tag title runs (3 w/ Bart Gunn, 5 w/ The Road Dogg, 2 w/ Chuck). Since the tag titles are the pinnacle of mediocrity and have no importance, I'd say Gunn was a perfect fit to be the "Arn Anderson/Bobby Eaton" (ha!) of WWE.

Haha, "Roadblack" would've been money. Sorry, 'twas like 6 AM.

I remember this episode: Do You Know Where Your Kids Are? This is a sequel to Bloodlines. Lisa Wax has to babysit for the Burtons, not knowing that the Burtons' eldest adopted daughter Patty has been locked up in the family basement most of her life for killing her adopted mother. Lisa starts having hallucinations and seeing visions of Patty as the Devil himself, trying to lure the little boy into the basement. Somehow Patty escapes and imprisons Lisa in the basement, without the parent's thinking any different. The second half of the episode is about Patty and how she somehow meets Mrs.Wax. Mrs.Wax invites her to stay in her house. The town thinks that Lisa is dead, due to a car accident. Meanwhile Lisa escapes the basement and heads to a confrontation to end all confrontations.

This week's shows: VELOCITY: 1. Nunzio & Mark Jindrak (8-18-1) Vs. Billy Kidman & Akio (7-17) 2. Shannon Moore (1-7) Vs. Rene Dupree (4-7-2) 3. Doug & Danny Basham (16-15-2) Vs. Joel & Jose Maximo 4. U.S. Champion Orlando Jordan (3-8-1) Vs. Scotty 2 Hotty (4-8) SMACKDOWN: Interview: Eddie Guerrero 1. Spike Dudley (1-14) Vs. Heidenreich (5-3-1) Interview: Kurt Angle 2. Chavo Guerrero & MNM (11-8) Vs. Paul London, Hardcore Holly, & Charlie Haas (36-20) Interview: John 'Bradshaw' Layfield 3. Eddie Guerrero (8-10) Vs. Jimmy Jacobs 4. Funaki (7-9) Vs. Matt Morgan (3-0) Carlito's Cabana: Guest - The Big Show 5. Kurt Angle (11-5-1) Vs. Booker T (12-6-3)

Here's one from Rolling Stone magazine. Former WCW fat jobber ROADBLACK was interviewed about being an "enhancement" wrestler, who at the time (this was early 90's) made 300 bucks a gig. Talks about his start. In 1988, he confronted Hulk Hogan before a show somehow, asked him to take a look at him work, and Hogan basically gave him a "fuck off" reply. During the WWF show, Hogan was set to wrestle One Man Gang. Roadblock, who had a ticket, jumped the guard rail, chased Gang into the ring, jumped on him, and simulated a "pin". 'Block explained how he did this to "show Hogan his stuff" foolishly before being kicked out.

It was all about the romance. My god, have you seen the deleted scenes?? Padme's Sister: "Well Anakin, you're the first boyfriend Padme has ever brought home..." Padme: "He's NOT my boyfriend!!!!" So lame. Attack of the Clones, its horrible title, and its awful repeated over and over and over lame use of the word "M'Lady" 50 million times will be collecting dust soon along with Menace once ROTS hits. Cause seriously, the first 2 prequels are useless. Anakin's a Jedi. He's bangin Padme. Obi-Wan's his master that doubts him. Got it. Bring on Revenge of the Sith and let's go. _______________ "Boba Fett is the unaltered clone of Jango Fett. He doesn't appear in ROTS" The fuck he doesn't. Kid didn't pick up that helmet for nothing. I want Fett shooting things. Altho he'd only be like 10 years old.

"why is there a stray cat in the wwe locker room?" I dunno, read Lawler's book. Ka-ZING~!

When Rico was on Smackdown!, the threads for the entire show didn't get two pages, much less two pages devoted to him. Ah, hope Rico's future is good and he saved his cash. My favorite Rico memory: Rico pinning Ric Flair. "Huh-uh, Dad, now no one will cheer for Flair-uh when he manages me this fall-uh."

Just watched Attack of the Clones again... Some star ratings and a question. _______________ - Anakin & Ob-Wan Vs. Zam Wessel (name right?) - Not much of a match here. No signature spots from either of Team Jedi, and Zam really saw the effects of bringing in too many characters at once as creative decided to go with the Jango Fett character as the mid-card staple, due to having a better look. Still, for mayhem and crowd fighting, I'll go * 1/4. - Obi-Wan Vs. Jango Fett. Classic high-flyer Vs. ground and pound match here. A lot of support for the new heel, but Jango's kind of a spot machine. As we'll see later, Jango really doesn't bring the goods except when doing "flippy-floppy" jetpack spots. Interference from Boba Fett marred an otherwise fair bout. However, we'll go ** for the use of the blue Slave-I against a guy with a lightsaber. - Anakin Vs. Tusken Raiders. Total squash, with the main purpose being to establish Anakin's new "tweener" character after a lot of complaints from fans that his babyface look wasn't cutting it. Being clipped down to a few seconds doesn't help. * - Anakin & Padme Vs. Geonosians & Machinery - Anakin carried everyone to a pretty neat contest, including a big "false finish" with getting his arm caught in the machinery, only to ultimately free it. This was there. * 3/4 - Anakin/Obi-Wan/Padme Vs. 3 Big Monster Creatures and Geonosians - Some innovative spots but still looks like a cartoon. A babyface turn by the rhino-looking red creature helps to even out the odds. Obi-Wan was feelin' it, as its evident he can pretty much carry a gundark to four stars, but this was a little too disconjointed for my tastes. We'll go **. - Mace Windu Vs. Jango Fett. Jango tried to get over, but Mace quickly introduced him to the glass ceiling. Total squash, with Mace killing all of Jango's heat with an easy beheading. Jango, despite having a big following that "wants him to be at the top of the bad guy chain", proved that he's a spot monkey and without the jetpack, he's useless. ** for effectiveness. - Jedi/Padme/Clones Vs Geonosians/Droid Army Battle Royal - Pretty good brawl here, with one Jedi attempting a high spot but falling off the balcony. Threepio and Artoo brought some comedy but were ultimately non-factors. No real winner established until later, as it seemed the Federation allies retreated. We'll go *** here, it was a good, dusty, dogfight. - Obi-Wan Vs. Dooku - Dooku wins rather easily. Match was originally supposed to be a handicap match until Anakin botched the beginning pretty badly. * 1/2 - Anakin Vs. Dooku - WOULD IT KILL THE BOOKERS TO HAVE THE SINGLES BOUTS GO LONGER THAN 45 seconds? Anakin's got a good future probably. Still, a little too babyface-ish, but dug the "dark" setting after the lights go out. Dooku wins easily. Anakin could use the time up during his injury period to change his character, maybe a heel turn is necessary. * - Yoda Vs. Dooku - Finally something worthwhile. Yoda is one of the top two or three most gifted duelers you'll probably ever see. Good to see him hitting all the spots to massive pops, and this was the one battle which meant something. Dooku takes a powder to bring the bout to a no-contest, slightly dissapointing. *** 3/4 it gets. Attack of the Clones: When the battles were meaningful, they were too short or barely battles at all. On the flip side, the long battles involved workers who we barely knew the names of with little heat. I'm dissapointed. AOTC seemed to focus more on storylines. Odd, you know, since the word "ATTACK" is in the title. Meh. The movie gets ** overall from me. Nowhere as good as New Hope, ESB, or Jedi. As for Phantom Menace...while Menace really disturbed me and made me initially hate it as a "kid's" movie, the climatic fight scenes blew AOTC away. I'm gonna go even on them, although AOTC tried new things that I liked. QUESTION: On Kamino, the tall giraffe looking host speaks about the "original host" for the clones, Jango Fett. In addition to his hefty salary, he also comissioned one clone that would never be altered for his own. Is this Boba? Or is Boba his natural son? Did Jango nail Zam and have Boba? Is this clone alive still? Will ROTS answer this? If so, please do NOT spoil it.

I love in Part 3 when Joey (hypnotized asleep) goes to follow the nurse: "Do you like my body, Joey?" "You know, I could get in a lot of trouble for this." They make out for a few seconds. Evil Nurse spits TONGUES~!, tying Joey's wrists and ankles to four corners of bed. :::turns into Freddy::: "What's a matter JOEY? Feeling a little...tongue tied? HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Chi-Town Rumble = Ricky wins belt in classic green trunks in 23:18, available on WWE Jukebox I believe Clash 2/3 = Ricky retains with controversial final pin, 55 min or so, Flair DVD Music City Showdown = Flair wins belt back, Flair DVD

After I saw The Girl Next Door, I was sold on Luther: "Go ahead. Squeeze her tits. Yeahhh....suckers cost be six grand!" - Mule

Pre/Post-Show Comments and Witty Remarks Wanted. Tonight: Semi-Final Match: Edge Vs. Shawn Michaels Semi-Final Match: Kane (with Lita) Vs. Chris Benoit What would you prefer? * Kane Vs. Edge final with Lita sub-plot? * Benoit Vs. Edge rematch? * Face Michaels Vs. Face Kane "David Vs. Goliath" match? * Benoit Vs. Michaels? (my prediction) _________________________________ Official Preview: wwe.com The pressure will be on as the remaining Gold Rush Tournament contenders battle while only two wins away from facing Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship. Edge will face Shawn Michaels as a bitter rivalry is renewed. Who can forget their brawl all around an arena on RAW or their match at Royal Rumble. Both men are on impressive win streaks, but one will have to end short of being the No. 1 Contender. Edge has already indicated that he’ll leave it all in the ring because he sees this tournament as the key to his first world championship reign. It his words, to have two guaranteed World Heavyweight Championship opportunities would be “money in the bank.” Can HBK tune up the band and turn away Edge? Tune in Monday night to find out. In the other huge semifinal, The Rabid Wolverine will try to rip into The Big Red Monster. With drastically different approaches to a match, the winner will likely be the Superstar who dictates the pace and style. If Kane can apply brute force, he’ll likely advance; if Chris Benoit can cut Kane down and apply his crippling submission arsenal, he should be one step closer to his second World Heavyweight Championship. And we’re sure to hear from Triple H, who was disgusted with Batista for his role in The Game’s match last Monday. Where does Evolution go from here? Watch Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; Spike TV) to find out.

I was in every single NYY/BOS official SmartMarks Chatroom for the entire series, as well as on that board, and I firmly believed that my hated Yankees would blow up against the Sox team. I thought that team was special since Game 1, where, despite their comeback not ultimately meaning anything, they played more like they wanted it. Fuck the Yankees! Excellent record this year.