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Professional wrestling is not a sport. A more likely comparison would be Eliza Dushku not being allowed to do her own show on "The WB" for 3 months if FOX fired her from "Tru Calling" or she quit, etc.

The battle royal that gave the winner a World Title shot against Benoit at Bad Blood 2004 came down to Kane (heel) and Triple H (heel), so I'm guessing those two heels eliminated a face.

I miss Amy Weber...lost all interest in the Cabinet. She was such a fit.

Quote about MJ: "killed the Wizards morale as Owner/Player/GM/Coach/President of Operations and his gambling addition" What does this have to do with his being one of, if not, THE top *PLAYERS* in NBA history?

According to WWE: "One of the most brutal matches in wrestling history. You must beat your opponent SO severely that they have to be taken out in a stretcher!" See: Brock Vs. Big Show, Judgment Day '03

Adam Bomb as a face's greatest accomplishment: Tossing Nerf "Adam Bomb" mini-footballs during his entrance into the crowd to his "Bomb Squad" fans.

Thoughts: I believed Caleb was gonna try and off Julie or something as he suddenly "gave her another chance". This went nowhere, didn't even get to see them go out to dinner. The whole "passing out fliers for private party/having this party/guestlist/Hunt for E-Dealer" thng was lame. I like how they tease Ryan/Marissa hookin' up for months. And when they decide to the show just ends with no follow-up. The Trey/new dumb blonde dealer thing is stupid. In all, a confusing and silly episode.

I hate the Timmy character. But I also a big non-fan of Jimmy. Until last night. He's cool with me now. Loo Loo Loo I've got some too

Serious question: What would everyone think of Matt Hardy cutting his hair short and becoming an oppressed ass-kicking "ECW Dreamer circa 1995" type character that fans could rally around?

You already can't skip HHH matches on WWE DVDs. They're always the main event (last chapter).

Bring love and bye backtalk. Whatcha'll doin?

WCW was much better. It had a much fresher product. The New Japan Vs. WCW World Cup. The World War 3 Battle royal for vacant World Title. Hogan getting screwed out of the WCW World Title. Benoit joins Horsemen. Eddie and Benoit arrive and stomp shit out of each other. Flair reforms Horsemen. Flair Vs. Arn. SABU~! And that's all in the final 4 months of the year. Edit: Also... Madusa dumps WWF Women's Title in Trash, LEX LUGER jumps to WCW on 1st Nitro. *STING Vs. HULK HOGAN* on Nitro. Jushin Liger in states Vs. Pillman

It was 1995 that Mabel was pushed. IYH KOTR Qualifier win over Adam Bomb. KOTR Winner, defeated Undertaker, Savio Vega. IYH Win w/ Mo over Luger & Bulldog SummerSlam Main Event Vs. WWF Champ Diesel Crushed Undertaker's Face By early 1996 he was a jobber, losing to likes of Diesel on Raw in 9 seconds flat after a big boot.

Savage had Woman and Liz. Woman turns on Savage during World Title match w/ Benoit (Savage by DQ). Horsemen attack Savage. Flair wants belt. Savage wants Flair dead. Savage brings his true love oh so happy Miss Elizabeth who will never turn on him to SB 6. She turns, Flair wins title. We mark out. WCW pans away from cage due to Flair blading.

Yes, you're welcome... ...but one day, ONE DAY...I'll be looking for a favor in return... ...you'll be married and have great kids... ...but you'll still owe your "dream" to me... Muhahahahaha...

Do you realize how the Sixer/Cavs/Nets/Pacers mess could either make the East Playoffs crap or fun? Scenario 1: Sixers Vs. Pistons - Pistons roll over Sixers. Pacers Vs. Celtics - This screams boring to me. Nets Vs. Miami - Maybe Nets win a game...Miami rolls. Scenario 2: Sixers Vs. Celtics - Much better matchup, 50/50 maybe. Pacers Vs. Pistons - BRAWL REMATCH Miami Vs. Cleveland - Miami still rolls, but Lebron gets 1st playoff chance...maybe shows off some magic. Plus a fun Bulls/Wiz matchup and the great West matchups. I hope for Scenario 2.

And the Pacers are down 12 early. Look out, the Nets just made a big run. Down 6 3rd.

I love how theyre televising the big jumbotron and AC/DC and the big homecrowd hoopla for the Pacers like the World Champs are getting introduced. Jeez, its the friggin Pacers.

Vince goes down with injury. I think he's back. Go Sixers, Bulls, Celtics, and Cavs tonight! Prediction: Sixers, Pacers, Nets, Cavs win.

I think Christian has one of the best entrance themes ever.

Mabel has never been as small as Bigelow in the WWF/WWE. Was this an indy?

I'm havin' a blast... "Ponytails, cocktails! Ponytails, cocktails! Two things that will always ROCK! But a word to all our males Don't ever lose those 'tails Or you'll just have a ponycock!"

"I fucking hated in school where every year the same batch of dickheads would go around "Happy 4/20," then laugh stupidly." Those who can't, hate.

RVD's out longer than 2-3 months, chief.

Hey, I hope I'm wrong. Vis isn't a good wrestler or anything, but he has the poourtunity to be a good entertainer. They may as well do the Psychotic Face Vis in Love with Evil Heel Trish thing. It's not like either has anything better to do. I just don't expect WWE to push Vis as a face, despite his brief pop during his attack on Kane.