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So would HHH be King Koopa and Masters would be a Goomba is Raw was the Mario Bros. movie?

Warlord used it as his finisher.

Yes, he has been. Any chance they turn on Batty, and bring Masters in as the new Evolution member? That's the ONLY chance I see of Masters staying around for a while. I mean, Christ, a beefed up guy in a thong posing?

I didn't appreciate your comments about the workers, either.

Masters looks like Brakkus to me...why should I expect anymore than another super hoss with no mobility and "power" moves?

To be fair, JBL was working against Taker and Show. Either HHH or JBL will retain at Mania. Which one, I'm on the fence. But if Batista wins and JBL retains, I'll be extremely happy.

Ric Flair Vs. Hogan at Uncensored 1999 was ***. I know what you're going to say. But before you do please watch it. It's very good, the crowd is mega hot, Flair AND Hogan bump their asses off and work very hard.

HHH is retaining this year.

Cena bores me. But I heard that his match with Booker this week was pretty decent. If he can only get "pretty decent" with Booker, who himself is medicore, after working like EVERY OTHER NIGHT with him for month after month last year... I shudder to think how Cena/JBL will be, who I've never heard of work each other.

"So we need a 2nd man to team with HHH tonight against The Rock and Stone Cold...do we have any volunteers? Do we have any Takers?" - Shane ::::GONG:::: -Smackdown! pilot

Kidman is splitting time between the active roster and mayor of "Too Much muscle Mass Added, Slow Worker, Unover Heel, and Boring"sville.

I think Orton would get massive heat if he admits he's a pussy and can't stand up to Evolution alone. And then makes himself look like a hypocrite and starts shit with Taker. Orton's workrate is better as a heel, oddly, where the pace is usually slower. Plus "Legend Killer" > "Hey Stacy, I gotta prove myself" And Evolution needs a 3rd man once they jump Batty.

I can see them high-fiving. "Dude, you SURE your parents are out for dinner?"

Orton was driving the limo.

The smart thing to do was have London defeat a heel at WM for the title. Chavo or Kidman would be the best choices. Chavo being the better worker. I like Akio too, but his character isn't over enough. Not that Chavo/Kidman have massive heat, but Chavo has the most of the 3 after fucking the deserving London (beat 4 guys) over. That's why he has it.

Triple H "accidently" gives Batista a contract to face HHH, but it actually puts Batista in a #1 Contender's match against Orton for WM. HHH wants the concussion prown and "easily defeated" Orton to face him at WM. Batista Vs. Orton, JBL or Show interferes on Raw, attempts to cost Batista match, accidently Clotheslines from Hell Orton when batista ducks. Batista gets HHH at Mania. ORTON, pissed, shows up on Smackdown!, and interferes in a Taker/JBL match or tag, and pisses off Taker. Or bumps into him on stage.

Oh, and by the way, CMW... Batista was pinned CLEANLY by Maven in November 2004, 3 months ago.

CMW, Bradshaw lost to Rikishi A YEAR ago. Not JBL. And the difference is, JBL shut some critics mouth with his Judgment Day performance before winning the title the next month.

They just had an unover Japanese Superstar hold the title. No offense to Akio, but it isn't his time yet. London/Akio title match for next next PPV.

Taker ain't jobbing.

Chavo winning the belt was the best move. 1) Casual only-WM buyers might remember Chavo from last year and his winning the gauntlet by cheating. 2) Just like relationships, the Chase is always better than the Victory. We should get some fun London "proving himself" matches (in Chavo's words), even tho London dominated tonight. 3) More people want to see London win the title than defend it at WM, IMO. 4) A title win means more at WM than No Way out.

Just to clear any confusion, if Pac sold a title belt, it was the defunct LHW title, not the Cruiser title, which Tajiri won from him before WCW folded "officially".

Getting up at 9 (one guy) when the other is down does NOT stop the process. Usually, in an old cliched spot, both guys get up at 9 to add to the "drama". If they fooled you into thinking that, it was due to repeated poor officiating. Back in the 80's-early 90's the WWF always pointed it out.

The WWE Cruiserweight Title is the same title and same lineage as the WCW Cruiserweight Title. It's not like the WCW/World Title dispute where they STOPPED USING THE TITLE BELT. Tajiri won the WCW Cruiser title from X-Pac. WCW Folded. Tajiri kept defending the title. Smackdown! absored the SAME title belt and openly admitted they wanted the title due its prestige. So yes, Chavo wins his 4th title, with wins over Daffney, Mike Sanders, Rey Mysterio, and Paul London.

Chavo Guerrero wins Cruiser Title #4.