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    Updated CZW Only the Strong: Scarred for Life Card

    Lucharesu, this upcoming CZW show looks much better than any single XPW card in history, yet you still continue to devote your energy to writing about THAT. So spread your idiotic bashing about CZW elsewhere, or go back to writing about a dead federation that 7 people care about. Quote: >>>He needs to bring back Trent, Johnny, and Rebel ASAP. Now I see why. Forget I even wasted my breath.
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    ajnin1, you ROCK.
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    Rico lands on his feet in All Japan

    HEY! Is that guy on the right of the picture...next to Rico, a one legged wrestler?
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    What was the sickest Non Botched Finisher

    The Roadie delivers a PILEDRIVER off the top rope onto 1-2-3 Kid at the July 1995 In Your House. A finish that has never been repeated to my knowledge.
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    Classic Royal Rumble Review

    First up is 1996, follow this procedure...any year ya want. The 1996 Royal Rumble Match Hunter Hearst Helmsley Henry Godwinn Bob Backlund Jerry Lawler Bob Holly King Mabel Jake Roberts (Eliminates Godwinn, Omari) Dory Funk Yokozuna (Eliminates Backlund, King Mabel, Squat Team Member #2) 1-2-3 Kid Omari Savio Vega (Eliminates Funk) Vader (Eliminates Roberts, Gilbert, Squat Team Member #1, Vega) Doug Gilbert Squat Team Member #1 Squat Team Member #2 Owen Hart (Eliminates Hakushi, Horowitz) Shawn Michaels (Eliminates Vader/Yokozuna, 1-2-3 Kid, Lawler, Michaels, Yankem, Bulldog, Diesel) Hakushi Tatanka (Eliminates Montoya) Aldo Montoya Diesel (Eliminates Tatanka, Helmsley, Kama) Kama (Eliminates Droese) The Ringmaster (Eliminates Holly) Barry Horowitz Fatu (Eliminates The Ringmaster) Isaac Yankem, D.D.S. (Eliminates Fatu) Marty Jannetty The British Bulldog (Eliminates Jannetty) Duke Droese Final Four: Kama, Diesel, Shawn Michaels, The British Bulldog The Finish: Michaels throws Bulldog over. Shawn Michaels is thrown over by Kama but "skins the cat". Diesel eliminates Kama. Diesel turns around and is hit with Michaels' "Sweet Chin Music" and goes over the top rope. After the match, Diesel attacks Bulldog in the aisleway. When asked about Michaels by Dok Hendrix, Diesel claims "The only reason he's living and breathing is because I allow it." As Michaels dances around in the ring, Diesel re-enters. After a staredown, Diesel raises a hand, and Michaels does their trademark "jump up and slap hands" routine. Shawn then celebrates some more. Highlights: - Hunter Hearst Helmsley lasts 50 minutes. - Jerry Lawler hides under the ring. - Jake Roberts unleashes a snake into the ring and terrorizes Lawler. - Vader debuts, no-sells everyone and flips out when eliminated. - Steve Austin's first major WWF match. - Michaels and Jannetty have a quick sequence together. - Diana Smith (with nice rack) shown at ringside. - Michaels and Diesel duke it out. - Mr. Perfect comments on Aldo Montoya's mask, "He's got his jock strap in the wrong place."
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    SummerSlam 1990: WWE Intercontinental Champion Mr. Perfect Vs. The Texas Tornado (with Pre-Match and Post-Match Promos)
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    If you guys want, we could try to create a big List of every WWE Title Change and try to find them all. I personally want them all to burn to VCD or DVD, "them all" meaning any changes which I don't have on old Videos or DVDs already. The old title changes are obviously more difficult to find. I need: 1 - Sammartino def. Rogers 2 - Koloff def. Sammartino 4 - Stasiak def. Morales 5 - Sammartino def. Stasiak 6 - Graham def. Sammartino 7 - Backlund def. Graham 9 - Backlund def. Inoki 10 - Sheik def. Backlund 14 - Hogan def. Savage 16 - Slaughter def. Warrior 22 - Flair def. Savage 27 - Bret def. Yokozuna 28 - Backlund def. Bret 30 - Bret def. Diesel 32 - Sid def. Shawn 34 - Bret def. Vader, Undertaker, Austin 35 - Sid def. Bret (Raw) 41 - Austin def. Kane (Raw) 46 - Rock def. Mankind (Ladder Match) 48 - Taker def. Austin (OtE 99) 49 - Austin def. Taker (Raw) 51 - Mr. McMahon def. Triple H 52 - Big Show def. HHH and Rock 53 - Triple H def. Big Show 57 - Angle def. Rock 58 - Rock def. Angle 61 - Austin def. Angle (Raw) 62 - Jericho def. Austin (Veng. 01) 65 - Taker def. Hogan (Judg. 02) 69 - Angle def. Big Show (Arma. 2002) 72 - Lesnar def. Angle (Smackdown! Iron Man Match) That's what I need. (BTW, there have been 74 official WWE Title Changes. I'm not counting forfeiture (Andre, Hogan, Shawn, Mr. McMahon, title held-up after Austin loses to both Kane/Taker as a "change".)
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    WWE Championship Title Change #3 - Ivan Koloff Vs. Pedro Morales
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    Don't know who he is, but that match is all kinds of badass if you can appreciate the time period/controversy.
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    Rico lands on his feet in All Japan

    Rico and Buchanon? Is that Bull Buchanon? Yech, those titles are more worthless than the ones in the states.
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    First female coach in men's basketball fired...

    There could be a plethora of reasons here. For instance, okay a woman coach was hired. Okay. Let's examine whny she'd be fired: 1) She wasn't giving the owner head anymore. 2) She got pregnant via the owner/various players. 3) She wasn't able to cook enough pretzels/hot dogs to be served before gametime. In all seriousness, woman coaches are just inferior to male coaches. Much like women athletes, who in some rare cases are extraordinary, are very, very inferior to their male counterparts. Males are just stronger, more aggressive, and better understanding of the game. Sorry lady. Now go sew me a scarf.
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    We need to establish a scale

    St. I Drink Rats Milk, I have always wanted to say to you that PIZZA IN THE MORNING PIZZA IN THE EVENING PIZZA AT SUPPER TIME WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    The WWE officially recognizes Antonio Inoki as a WWE Champion. They have so for many years. No "Phantom/Dusty/etc." change preface needed. Hope you all liked this, I never saw it before I DL'd it. I have the following matches on the way: Pedro Morales def. Ivan Koloff for WWE Title Steiners retain WCW Tag Titles against Lex & Sting Texas Tornado def. Mr Perfect for IC Title (plus pre-match promos) EDIT: WHAT THE HELL? I hold in my hands, right now, a Raw Magazine where Inoki is regarded as a WWE Champion, and Backlund is credited as having defeated him for his 2nd WWE Title. But on wwe.com's Title History section, Inoki's reign is totally ignored. Bullshit.
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    Antonio Inoki Vs. Bob Backlund - Inoki wins WWE Title in Japan Here ya go.
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    Updated CZW Only the Strong: Scarred for Life Card

    H8 Club Vs. AMIL added.
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    Another piece of ECW is taken by WWE

    Anyone have a copy of "Awesomebomb" they can post? I can never find it. Awesome's World Title run song. Not "The Zoo". It was released as part of a special 4-song ECW CD on the net in 2000.
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    Wild Pegasus vs. Lionheart

    Benoit lost a "Death Match" to Meng, not a submission match. he was unable to answer the count due to the Tongan Death Grip. And he won the rematch.
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    The RAW Thread for 01-31-05

    WWE Raw Results * Segment 1 * Triple H promotes HHH/Batista for WM Main event. Before Batista can tell Triple H "What I Think About You", a JBL promo, running down Batista, is aired. * Segment 2 * WWE Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin pinned Simon Dean after the Dragon Whip. Dean insults Benjamin afterwards and Benjamin hits the T-Bone. Bischoff and Triple H confrontation about who played the JBL video and who really runs Raw. * Segment 3 * Christy Hemme shoots t-shirts into the crowd. Edge comes outs and berates her for shooting "WrestleMania 21" shirts in the crowd, and "embarassing him" as his claims. Edge came "this close". Shawn Michaels comes out. Shawn says Edge beating him at the Rumble, changing mics on live TV, and Kurt Angle attacking him is what's really embarassing. Eventually, Edge and Michaels shake hands...but Edge receives Sweet Chin Music before finishing "Get the hell out my ring". * Segment 4 * Raw is from Tokyo, Japan next week. Maven pinned The Hurricane by delivering the "Edge-O-Matic", but dropping Hurricane back-first onto Maven's knees. Crowd popped for the finisher. Gene Snitsky interrupts Maria and Candace Michelle in the women's locker room, "looking for someone". They ask him to leave, he says "Nice shoes", and leaves. * Segment 5 * Bischoff questions The Coach on who is behind JBL's tape showing up. Theodore R. Long enters, and Bischoff accuses him of trying to steal Batista. Long says he's here to steal Batista, but he didn't leave the tape. He made Batista a big offer. Long hypes Batista/JBL and JBL/Big Show. Stacy Kiebler and Randy Orton chat backstage. Orton says he'll win the title one day. Tonight he wants to prove he is the "Legend Killer". Benoit & Jericho walk. * Segment 6 * World Tag Team Champions La Resistance fought Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit to a double-disqualification due to consistent illegal man interference and not adhering to the referee's warnings to exit the ring. * Segment 7 * Muhammad Hassan shows replays of his Rumble eliminations and claims that's proof of the prejudice in America. Sgt. Slaughter interrupts him. Muhammad Hassan defeated Sgt. Slaughter with the Camel Clutch, set up by the reverse STO. Jericho & Benoit get intense face-to-face backstage and want to see them bring out the "best" in each other. * Final Segments (was out) * Announced for Raw in Japan: Benoit/Jericho Submission Match, Regal & Tajiri/La Resistance Tag Title Match, Edge/HHH World Title Match. Randy Orton & Shawn Michaels defeated World Champion HHH & Ric Flair when Orton rolled over and pinned Triple H after Michaels hit HHH with a superkick and Edge interfered, accidently spearing the World Champion when aiming for Michaels. batista was ejected during the match for going beserk with a chair outside, but appeared to be smiling as he was leaving. Very solid match. Orton sold the "concussion" for a long time after the match, and was helped out by HBK and the referee. Kane pinned Gene Snitsky in a steel cage match after dropping him crotch first on the steel cage door (which Snitsky removed) and then chokeslamming him flat onto the cage door.
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    Possible Location for WrestleMania 22

    Many years from now, Vince should do a WrestleMania at three different venues at once: Viking Hall (or Wachovia Center) Madison Square Garden Georgia Dome Maybe even something in Minneapolis.
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    Wild Pegasus vs. Lionheart

    Great Benoit/Jericho moment from Japan: During War '95 Super J cup's opening exchanges, a frustrated Jericho yells "C'Mon Mutherfucker!" as loud as one possibly can. The Japanese crowd does a "oooooooh" in suspense.
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    Must See Matches

    I love that match. Malenko takes Scotty's babyface comeback and dancing and is basically like "Fuck you, watch this" and then drops Scotty on his head off the top rope. The best WWE Light Heavyweight Title match ever of the titles reintroduced period (97-01).
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    New Pic of Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard"

    Every single one of you would bang her in a second. Come on. 90% because she's gorgeous. 10% because although you dislike her ribs you'd wanna tell everyone.
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    No Terrell Owens in Super Bowl

    Can we CLOSE this thread? Because I saw TO making cuts and catching footballs on TV last night. :) :)
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    JoeDirt's old school match thread

    Guess I won't get to see Steiner/Flair....*sniffle*
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    Smackdown Spoilers

    And why wouldn't Long want HIS brand to have an apparently good number (turned out to be DAMN good), especially Eddie?
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